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小(xiǎo )刺猬和小(xiǎo )白兔一起拿(ná )蘑菇当(🔮)降(🙏)落(💴)伞(🍊)玩(👬)过(✒)后(👓)，开(💁)始(🍤)(shǐ(🌀) )用(🛀)手(👩)捡(♌)红(😊)(hó(🚄)ng )果(📱)，妈妈看(kàn )到了，要它停止(zhǐ )用手捡改为(wéi )用刺背(bè(🌰)i )，小(💝)刺(🆎)猬(🗳)(wè(⛹)i )问(🕷)为(📌)什(🏑)么(🆙)，妈妈说：“我妈妈是这样教(jiāo )的，我妈(mā )妈的妈妈也(yě )是这样(yàng )教的”。小刺猬想要(yào )红果树上更大的(de )红果，妈妈(mā )试着跳起(qǐ )来用刺摘、使劲摇(yáo )晃红果树(shù )等方法，红(hóng )果均纹(wén )丝不动，她摇(🦓)头(☕)离(🤤)去(🚦)(qù(🌃) )时(🦓)，小(🐗)刺(📢)猬(🌜)跳(👭)起(🐓)来(🖕)用(📄)手(👔)摘(😨)下(🗣)(xià )了大红果(guǒ )。 一只兔子(zǐ )预见未(wèi )来，发现(xiàn )整个兔(👋)群(🌱)即(🔎)(jí(🥚) )将(🥠)面(🚠)临(⛄)(lí(💾)n )灭顶之灾(zāi )，它和好友(yǒu )榛子（约(yuē )翰·赫特 John Hurt 配音）一(yī )起来到了(le )首领面前，告诫首(shǒu )领应该带(dài )着兔群举家(jiā )迁移。首领并不(bú )相信两只小(xiǎo )兔子的话(huà )，无奈之下，兔子(zǐ )和榛子只(zhī )得带(🛫)上(📘)其(🚎)他(🎞)(tā(🛺) )几(🤙)只(😉)相(🍹)(xià(🐥)ng )信(🚮)它(❄)们(🍼)所(🐧)(suǒ(🥉) )言(♎)的(🎱)公兔子(zǐ )，踏上了旅途，自寻出路。 乔在父亲(qīn )死后，陪母(🥄)(mǔ(🀄) )亲(🔝)卡(🙌)特(🌙)(tè(🚿) )琳(🏕)娜(📛)赴(♏)意(yì )大利参加歌(gē )剧演出(chū )，却因寂(jì )寞而染上毒(dú )瘾，使卡(kǎ )特琳娜份外心痛，对乔百般(bān )迁就，竟使(shǐ )两人发(fā )展出一段(duàn )畸恋，在道(dào )德觉醒下，幸未造成大错。卡特琳娜(nà )不得已将隐藏(💾)多(🎤)年(🍐)(niá(🍦)n )，乔(🚘)另(🥖)有(🔞)(yǒ(😮)u )生(🖕)父(🐟)的(🍈)秘(🎭)密(🧚)(mì(🙅) )说(🎚)出(📋)，为使父母(mǔ )破镜重圆，乔乃前去找寻亲身父亲。 本(běn )片(🆘)是(🍬)英(🎒)国(🤕)(guó(🔖) )著(🅿)名(🍓)的(🍱)喜(✌)剧(jù )团体Monty Python的(de )成员特里(lǐ )琼斯 (Terry Jones)导演的(de )一部荒(huāng )诞不经的(de )调侃宗教的(de )电影,故事(shì )的发生地在巴勒斯(sī )坦,讲述了(le )一个普通的(de )男人被(bèi )世人误认(rèn )为是弥赛亚(yà )(犹太人企盼的复国救主)，由(yó(🍲)u )此(🍆)引(🌕)发(🕜)了(👞)(le )许(⤴)多(🕥)啼(🐍)笑(👏)皆(✉)非(😊)的(🚠)故(😌)(gù(😤) )事(🎥)，一(📪)如(rú )Monty Python所有的电影(yǐng )那般，特里琼斯(sī )在这部电影(yǐng )中(🔷)也(🈶)使(♈)用(🍌)了(✂)大(🌾)量(🎌)荒(💢)诞(🐶)无厘头(tóu )的笑料，电影以圣经(jīng )为原型(xíng )，由头至(zhì )尾都充斥着(zhe )颠覆，嘲讽的意(yì )味，对于虔(qián )诚的宗教(jiāo )人士来说，这部电(diàn )影确实是(shì )场巨大的灾(zāi )难。 SYNOPSIS Two 12 year olds, the products of Upper West Side broken homes, struggle to make sense of their parents lives and their own adolescent feelings For some strange reason I have now sat through practically all of these 70's cheerleader movies. Only The Swinging Cheerleaders (directed by Jack Hill) is a drive-in classic, but Satan's Cheerleaders comes close. The Cheerleaders (1972)is truly awful but it does deliver on the softcore sleaze. The Revenge of the Cheerleaders features the disturbing images of a very pregnant Rainbeaux Smith and a not-so-pregnant David Hasselhoff cavorting around in the nude. The Pom-Pom Girls is surprisingly innocent and realistic and might have appealed more to actual 70's teenagers than horny middle-aged men. The Cheerleader's Wild Weekend is forgettable (at least, I've forgotten it). Then there's this movie, which is probably the most obscure of the cycle. The plot resembles that of the original The Cheerleaders where our nubile heroines attempt to "wear out" the opposing team before the big game, except that it's set on the beach (where's Jaws when you need him?) It might be the worst of 70's cheerleader exploitation flicks, but at least it's better than Bring It On. Marco is married to Carla, a rich businesswoman. She's off to Geneva for two days; he has a tryst with Monique, a Swedish air hostess. Carla's flight is canceled, so she heads home about to catch Mario en flagrant. Mario's salvation is Enrico, an old school mate and hapless salesman who shows up to beg Mario to buy toilets so he won't lose his job. Mario signs an order in exchange for Enrico's posing as Monique's husband. Carla invites them to stay overnight and join a business dinner party catered by Enrico's wife, Matilde. Enrico spends the evening trying to avoid her, Mario spends it chasing the willing Monique, and Carla wants to close a deal. Can this farce end happily?