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红尘只在(zài )一霎，萧索却是(shì )永恒 Return to Nuke 'Em High: Volume 2 is the continuation of Lloyd Kaufman's inspired two-part indie event film. Lauren and Chrissy, two lesbian lovers, must face and defeat the most corrupt and evil forces ever to descend upon Tromaville... and the world! 自幼跟随爷爷(yé(💽) )学习(❣)茅(🚶)山(shā(🏜)n )道(🌧)术的(🚿)(de )阴(🏻)十三(📓)和(hé )史胖子是一对好(hǎo )朋友，他们俩混迹(jì )于茅山术(shù )吧，十(shí )三经常发(fā(😎) )一些(⛱)他(🚔)降妖(🍌)除(🥤)魔(mó(🕢) )的(🎗)(de )事情(🙈)，只不过很(hěn )少有人相(xiàng )信罢了(le )。某天他(tā )们应邀来到某女(nǚ )子(zǐ )家(📯)，对方(😧)家(⏫)里挂(🍢)(guà(😳) )紧窗(🚸)帘(👝)，因为(💨)一(🥣)(yī )拉(🎻)开窗帘(lián )她就感到有人勒脖(bó )子。好不(bú )容易解(jiě )决了这单(dān )，他们(🧙)又被(🍕)卷(😑)入(rù(♓) )另(💭)一起(😈)事(🔔)件。同(🏚)校(xiào )女孩穆然(rán )一周前(qián )经历一场(chǎng )车祸，她的好友(yǒu )蓝珊在车祸中死去(🥫)(qù )，穆(🛤)然(💜)郁(yù(🐢) )郁(📯)寡欢(💜)(huā(✌)n )，而死(🏡)去(qù )的蓝珊似乎充满(mǎn )怨气，要把朋友也(yě )拉入阴间(jiān )。十三(sān )和胖(🔨)子救(🙇)(jiù(🍼) )下了(👏)穆(🍡)然，回(🕢)程(😦)(chéng )途(📗)(tú(⭕) )中遇到胖子同村(cūn )的青年大(dà )雄、小(xiǎo )雄，两人(rén )身上浓重的尸气让(rà(🚷)ng )十三(🖌)顿(👤)感(gǎ(💄)n )不(🍕)妙。为(🌵)了(😒)一探(🦆)(tàn )究竟，好兄弟和(hé )穆然朝向了恶鬼横(héng )行的村庄(zhuāng )…… 讲(jiǎng )述了两个(gè(💆) )笨贼(🍝)宝(🥜)哥和(🚯)猴(📌)七(qī(🎍) )意(🐋)外的(Ⓜ)得到一对文(wén )物青花瓷(cí )盆，交(jiāo )易途中不(bú )曾想其中一个竟(jìng )意(🥛)外丢(🐊)失(🏓)。正当(👼)两(😇)(liǎng )个(🤱)笨(😰)贼寻(🗃)(xún )觅丢失(shī )瓷盆时，不巧与当地知名(míng )自(zì )行车赛车手丁勇(yǒng )和“包二(èr )奶(🔀)”的(de )眼(❤)镜(⛰)奔驰(🤜)(chí(🌯) )男相(📫)撞(🏃)，又打(🈷)碎了(le )另一只瓷(cí )盆。为(wéi )此，两个(gè )笨贼皆不甘心，便想以“绑架”换(huàn )赎金的方(🌿)(fāng )式(🧠)来(🍄)“弥补(🛄)”损(🧘)(sǔn )失(🍂)。 那(🤾)个崇(🆘)尚男(nán )权主义的，五千年(nián )古老文化(huà )时代早(zǎo )已不复存(cún )在，新时(♍)代的(📘)恋(🈺)(liàn )爱(🚩)观(💫)造就(🎆)了(🎳)女权(😐)霸(bà )主的王国(guó )，无论(lùn )你愿不愿(yuàn )意接受这个残酷(kù )的(de )现实，然，“男(nán )奴”时(🦂)代(dà(🕌)i )已(🎞)然来(🐿)(lá(➗)i )临。聪(🔔)明(🔶)(míng )的(🐡)男人，会把自己(jǐ )的女朋友宠的无(wú )法无天，让别的男人都受(shòu )不了。“二逼”的(🚭)(de )男人(🈷)，才(🚠)(cái )会(🔀)让(🚹)自(zì(🤲) )己(🚦)的女(🏗)朋(péng )友受尽委屈，当(dāng )遇见任何男人都感(gǎn )到相见恨(hèn )晚。没(méi )有一(🔍)个男(🎽)(ná(📛)n )人愿(🌡)意(🦓)做“二(🚕)逼(🦇)(bī )”，一(👁)个文明时代(dài )的来临，造就了(le )女人天性(xìng )的公主病，女人(rén )顺(shùn )理成章形成(🥥)蛮横(👪)(hé(🌷)ng )骄纵(🖼)的(🎉)习(xí(👖) )惯(🌤)。很(hě(🏙)n )多女人想(xiǎng )对她的男人说，如(rú )果你有一块钱，那我要你(nǐ )花五毛钱(🎃)给我买(🔵)(mǎi )一(🍁)串(💡)我爱(♏)吃(🌻)的麻(🏪)辣(👘)(là )烫(💾)；如果(guǒ )你有… Fernando is a down-on-his-luck director of commercials who is invited by old friend Miguel Angel to his island retreat in Menorca under the pretext of making a small doc about Joan, the octogenarian keeper of the orchard. Actually, Miguel Angel just wants to snap Fer out of his funk. As rooms appear to be at a premium, the filmmaker is installed in the home sculptress Nuria shares with her daughter Olivia. Everyone, it seems, has issues to resolve. Director Fernando Colomo ushered a new era of post-Franco Spanish comedies with the seventies Tigres de Papel and a couple of years later went on to produce Fernando Trueba's first film, the aptly titled Opera Prima. Three decades later, Colomo in his late sixties has made - totally under the radar - the freshest, most liberated Spanish comedy of the year. Filming under his own auspices and working with non-actors playing themselves, Colomo assumes the pivotal role of Fer and turns Isla Bonita into an intimate summer interlude in the Mediterranean as his characters wrestle with the vagaries of love and life. Even though the movie shares the title of a Madonna single out of her third album, Isla Bonita is really a Spanish cousin to the romantic comedies of Woody Allen and Eric Rohmer. Colomo's invitation to plunge into this seasonal treat is not to be refused.