刘庭羽天天有喜剧照剧情介绍
When a travelling troupe of performers accept a commission from the mysterious Count Drago (Christopher Lee) and fail to heed the warnings of a local witch (Donald Sutherland), they find themselves trapped in the CASTLE OF THE LIVING DEAD. Terror ensues as they are picked off one-by-one as the Count enacts a diabolical scheme: the perversion of science to achieve immortality. A grim dwarf hero battles the Count's scythe-wielding henchman; a surreal secret museum of the Count's victims (whose number includes British horror filmmaker Michael Reeves) and the arresting Italian baroque setting all make for a uniquely cult film experience.
After an era of 'nudie-cutie' films from 1959 to 1963, sexploitation film-maker Russ Meyer turned to this 'roughie' rape-revenge, rural sex film with the tagline: "Ever wonder why wives WANDER?"; it starred 42C big bosomed voluptuous star Lorna Maitland as an unsatisfied married woman ("too much for one man") who was raped by an escaped convict in the woods after a nude swim in a swamp - and subsequently had her sexuality awakened, although her unfaithfulness led to her murder (a baling hook to the chest); some states prosecuted the film for obscenity
Tyrannical but ailing tycoon Charles Richmond becomes very fond of his attractive Italian nurse, Maria. The nurse, in turn, falls in love with Charles' ne'er-do-well nephew Anthony, who plots ways to gain control of his uncle's fortune.
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A young man is a collector of feminine conquests. One morning, leaving one of his mistresses he is addressed by one of his past flirts. As revenge, she denounces him later to the police as the murderer of her fiance who was found dead the same morning. With the help of his mistresses and some new ones he makes on the road, the young man goes in search of the man he thinks is the killer, then his blond consort with whom he fell in love at the first sight the evening before.
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将軍家斉の庶子(🤴)片桐(😨)高(😍)之は(⤴)、(🐉)母松(🚼)女の(🌋)野望に(😱)駆り立てられ次期(qī )将軍(jun1 )の座を狙っていた。ある日高之は新(🌾)刀の試(🚏)斬(zhǎ(🏀)n )り(🏻)に川(🎮)原で(🌷)飢(🀄)饉で(✊)地(dì )方(🐻)から避難して来(lái )た百姓の老人を斬り殺した。ち(🥌)ょうどそこ(👖)を通り(🐈)かか(🎉)っ(🖤)た狂(🤚)四郎(🌴)(lá(🎒)ng )は、(💾)それを目撃するが、老人の仲間からは誤解されて憎(zēng )しみを受け(😸)、ま(🌕)た(😀)高之(♑)か(🥏)らも(😗)狙わ(🎂)れるこ(🏥)とになった。そんな狂四郎(láng )はある日、高之(zhī )の使(shǐ )の腰元(🏗)小波の(📛)迎え(🔙)を(🙀)受け(🛎)川舟(zhō(🚬)u )へ案(🦇)(àn )内さ(🌂)れた。そこで狂四郎は仕(shì )官をすすめられ、さら(👏)に愛刀無想(👾)正宗(zō(😱)ng )を所(💔)(suǒ(✌) )望さ(✉)れた(🕘)が(🏞)、狂(🤦)(kuáng )四郎はこれを拒絶(jué )し、高之側(cè )近の剣客戸田の右腕を斬り落(✴)して(🌶)立(📗)去(qù(💫) )っ(🏀)た。小(🐸)波は(🧑)豪(háo )商(🍬)山崎屋伝右衛門(mén )の娘で、伝右衛(wèi )門は小波に未来の将軍(🌬)(jun1 )御台所(🤼)の夢(🥑)(mè(😔)ng )を托(🏅)(tuō )し、(✂)高之(📋)に経済(📬)的(de )な援助を与(yǔ )えていた。そんな小波を高之も愛(🥨)(ài )し、妻に(🖋)迎える(🕚)約束(🍶)(shù(🏜) )を交(😙)して(☔)い(🧞)た。一(🤵)(yī )方狂(kuáng )四郎は高之(zhī )の邸(dǐ )に忍び入り、小波(bō )を寝室に襲(xí )っ(📰)て犯(💣)し(😳)た。憎(🛰)悪(🥖)に燃(🏡)(rán )え(😒)る小波(🖌)は片桐(tóng )家に恩義をこうむる剣客寄居勘兵(bīng )衛を狂四郎の許(xǔ )へ(㊙)送っ(🛀)た(🤧)。しか(😽)し狂四(🚳)(sì )郎(💅)は勘兵(😇)衛(wèi )の人(rén )物を惜しみながらもこれを斬(zhǎn )り倒(dǎo )した。さら(🚂)に高之(🎾)は死(🍰)刑(🏴)囚む(📙)ささ(🎙)び(🏨)の伴(🖕)蔵を釈放(fàng )して狂四郎を倒そうとした。伴蔵(zāng )の手(shǒu )裏剣と高之配(💗)下の剣(😹)士た(🦎)ち(🐐)の殺(📳)陣(zhè(💿)n )をきり(💟)抜けた狂四(sì )郎は、そこで憎(zēng )悪に燃えた小波(bō )を見た。一方高之(💾)(zhī )の(🍼)た(🧙)めに(🌹)試斬り(💻)にさ(➗)れた老(📰)人の忰(cuì )太十(shí )は、復讐のために小波をさらったが、それ(👸)を知っ(👭)た高(🚾)之(⌚)のた(🥤)めに(📚)逆(🔊)に捕(✅)われの身となってしまった。駆けつけた狂四(sì )郎は太十の命と引換(🕯)(huàn )えに(🚫)無想(⏳)正(🗨)宗を(🤬)高(gā(📍)o )之に与(🚙)え、自ら捕われの身となった。しかし狂四(sì )郎を憎みながらも女と(🍲)して(🎾)愛(🍎)すよ(😆)うにな(Ⓜ)って(💅)いた小(👋)波に刀をもらった狂(kuáng )四郎は牢を脱出(chū )して向柳原(yuán )の橋(🔴)上(shàng )で(🐯)高之(💀)と(🌗)対(duì(💋) )決し(🐥)た(⚽)。狂四(🔹)郎の剣が円を描き、その足下に高之はくずれ落ちた。