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故(🧘)事发(⏭)生在(zài )1978年，智(zhì(😌) )利和阿根廷(tí(🌋)ng )正(zhèng )关于Beagle运河(🥦)上的三个(gè )小(👋)岛的归属权而发生(shēng )冲突。“我最好的敌(dí )人”叙(xù )述(🤖)了一个智(zhì )利(🐅)(lì )边境巡(xún )逻(❄)队在前往(wǎng )边(🚉)境时，迷失的故(📪)事(shì )。
Michael (or Fresh as he's well known) is a 12-year-old drug pusher who lives in a crowded house with his cousins and aunt. His father has become a street bum,but still meets with fresh on occasion to play chess. Fresh is rather quiet in a crazy world. Fresh' sister is a junkie who sleeps with the dealers that fresh sells for. As the story progresses Fresh realizes that he doesn't want to sell drugs anymore, he wants revenge.
德高望重(♍)的议员（维托(🕍)里(lǐ )奥·(💸)卡布(🌹)里奥(ào )利(💤) Vittorio Caprioli 饰）(🥉)有一个不(🔇)成(ché(📼)ng )器(qì )的儿(🤫)子弗(〽)朗哥（阿(🌼)(ā )尔(👾)弗雷多·(💿)拜尔(🐘)亚 Alfredo Pea 饰(shì )）(🖋)，弗(fú(😀) )朗哥整日里不(💆)(bú )想着怎(zěn )样(👑)好好学习提(tí(🏞) )升自己(jǐ )，脑袋(👄)里尽(jìn )是(shì )一些乌七八糟的思(sī )春念头，这令议员(🚽)感(gǎn )到十分(fè(🐺)n )苦恼。
Fuad Ramses and his family have moved from the United States to France, where they run an American diner. Since business is not going too well, Fuad also works night shifts in a museum of ancient Egyptian culture. During these long, lonely nights he is repeatedly drawn to a statue representing the seductive ancient goddess ISHTAR. He becomes more and more allured by the goddess as she speaks to him in visions. Eventually he succumbs to her deadly charms. After this pivotal night, Fuad begins a new life, in which murder and cannibalism become his daily bread. He starts to prepare a ritual FEAST to honor his new mistress, a lavish affair dripping with BLOOD, organs, and intestines of human victims. As butchered bodies are heaped upon the Altar of Ishtar, Fuad slowly slips further into madness, until he is no more than the goddess's puppet; and she thirsts for the blood of Fuad's wife and daughter too...
Totally unawares, Saverio, a teacher and Mario, a janitor of the same school in which they both work, travel back in time and find themselves in central Italy at the end of the 15th century. They carry with them an unresolved squabble concerning Saverio's sister, creating a lot of tension between the two, which will increase in the plot. From this moment on they will have to come to grips with the grotesque situation they find themselves in, trying to "hitch a lift" back to the future in a most outlandish way, using and misusing their foresight of the events taking place round that time, and generally making fools of themselves in the eyes of "normal" renaissance folks. Their meeting with Leonardo da Vinci is hysterical, when they become more and more convinced that the genius is in reality a moron. Another character they meet is Savonarola the heretic, who enjoins them to repent, before he is taken to the stake, eliciting some breezy comment from them. If it weren't for a weird kind of homesickness, they would quite enjoy living in this period, full of daring fashions and tantalising damsels.
游手好(hǎ(🏧)o )闲的杰(jié )克爱(🤬)上了棕(zōng )榈(lǘ(🕒) )泉的一(yī )名贵(🎴)妇，她(tā )将(🛀)继承(🚂)一笔很大(✡)的遗(💮)(yí )产，而且(🔥)会嫁(😟)给一名(mí(🧛)ng )富有(🆑)的(de )绅士。杰(🧢)克凭(💢)(píng )什么跟(📬)(gēn )对(🕔)手竟争呢(👄)(ne )？他(💂)的好友巴尼献(🏐)计(jì )，将杰克改(🥀)造成一位(wèi )风(🔈)流潇(xiāo )洒的上(🤼)流社会(huì )花花公(gōng )子。一部看似(sì )妙想天(tiān )开实际上是(shì )一厢情(🙊)愿的爱情喜剧(😡)(jù )，希望兼具美(➗)国式的(de )狂想与(😳)(yǔ )法国式的浪(🤴)漫(màn )，可惜(xī )导(🏴)演约翰．(💑)拜(bà(🏠)i )拉姆发挥(📭)不佳(🌰)，迈(mài )克尔(🎐)．奥(🤥)凯夫与保(💣)罗(luó(💀) )洛德尤(yó(➡)u )斯的(🔓)搭档也不(🕷)(bú )吸(👞)引人(rén )。