创造天堂国语版 第1集

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Two long-time friends, now washed-up and broke stand up comedians, set up a funeral parlor to cover up their pursuit of happiness and fortune as hired killers. Adapted from his autobiography, the film recounts the story of Hiroito, The King of Boca do Lixo (a region in downtown S?o Paulo of the fifties where various nightclubs, strip joints, prostitution, bars, and drugs can be found). Hiroito was a well born bohemian and at the age of 21 was accused for the murder of his father, who was violently stabbed over 40 times with a razor. Hiroito was not charged, however two months after the death of his father, Hiroito bought two guns and moved to Boca do Lixo and became one of the most dangerous criminals of the region. Eliseo is ugly, he limps and he’s single. He hasn’t found the woman of his life and he hasn’t known love. Eliseo thinks the worst part of his life is about to arrive. Nati is ugly, missing a breast and is separated. She found the man of her life, but despite this, she didn’t find love. Nati thinks the best part of her live is about to arrive. But the death of Eliseo’s mother makes their paths cross again after twenty years, giving them a last chance to fall in love and be happy but... what happens when the woman of your life is married to your brother? 20世纪20年(nián )代，时局动(🏸)荡，天(🛳)(tiān )下大乱，华(🔶)夏大(🕣)(dà )地无有一(🌩)片宁(😟)静之(zhī )所。时(🛵)(shí )群(🚀)雄并起，军阀混(hún )战。军阀(fá )少(🥄)帅侯(🤱)杰（刘德(dé )华 饰(🔌)）纵(zòng )横捭阖(hé(📫) )，骄横(🕤)跋扈，视平(pí(👘)ng )民如草芥(jiè )，却难(🔂)逃自身劫(jié )数。正(😳)所(suǒ(😳) )谓城头变换大王(👏)(wáng )旗，侯杰(jié(🛫) )转眼(🆔)间辉煌不在(🙋)，副官(👄)曹(cáo )蛮（谢霆(tí(💜)ng )锋 饰）伺机(🔰)上位(📔)、妻子颜(yán )夕（范冰冰 饰）离(lí(🏠) )去、(🔽)女(nǚ )儿身亡(🎊)，种种(👴)打击(jī )令这(📺)个昔(🏅)(xī )日的乱(luà(🗒)n )世修(🎱)罗万念俱灰。落魄至(zhì )少林寺(🧞)期间(🛫)，侯杰(jié )先后结识(📐)(shí )悟道（成龙 饰(🗾)）、(🍛)净能（吴京(🕶) 饰(shì )）、净海（(🏦)余少群(qún ) 饰）、(🈺)净(jì(🎢)ng )空（释延能 饰）(📐)等僧众，并慢(⚽)慢领(😄)悟了宿(xiǔ )世(🆒)的罪(🕚)障(zhàng )因果，遂放下(🚊)贪嗔(chēn )痴慢(🆑)疑(yí(🍄) )之心，诚(chéng )心向佛。与此同时，更大(dà(🆎) )的磨(🔇)难正向少林(🛵)袭(xí(🤜) )来…… 来自(🍡)英国(🤞)的麦特（Gyton Grantley 饰(🐟)）带(🤸)着(zhe )女友苏(sū )西（Adrienne Pickering 饰）以及居(🌆)住(zhù(💍) )在悉尼(ní )的妹妹(🚲)凯特（Zoe Naylor 饰）来到(🔘)澳大(♋)(dà )利亚某个(👚)港口小(xiǎo )镇游玩(🦅)，麦特的(de )朋友卢克(⛷)（Damian Walshe-Howling 饰(🍂)）热(rè )情接待了(💑)(le )他们。而在面(🌗)对(duì(⏯) )前女友凯(kǎ(🚔)i )特时(🥞)，他的心中(zhōng )涌起(🍘)别样(yàng )的涟(🎈)漪。阳(🦁)光明媚(mèi )，碧海(hǎi )蓝天，莫(mò )要辜负(🍏)这个(🐃)天堂一般的(✈)胜(shè(🚿)ng )地和假期，他(🚌)们租(🐙)(zū )用水手(shǒ(🏃)u )沃伦(⚾)（Kieran Darcy-Smith 饰）的游艇(tǐng )，启程前(qián )往(🚀)天鹅(🗑)(é )大堡礁附近潜(🦐)水玩(wán )耍。夜(yè )幕(🈚)降临(🚈)，游艇突然(rá(😣)n )撞到了什(shí )么东(🤟)西，伙伴们(men )顿时陷(🛺)入(rù(🐃) )恐慌之(zhī )中。五个(🧕)人好不容(ró(👝)ng )易逃(🆎)出生(shēng )天，但(🍀)船底(🌧)破了(le )打洞，他(tā )们(🦑)被困在大海中(zhō(🌷)ng )央。