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《七(qī )十二(👹)行(🚩)》全(🚁)片的对白(♎)均(🕌)以(🎒)歌唱(chàng )形(xíng )式唱出(chū )。故事讲述富商何老大的妻子(zǐ )挥(🍇)(huī(🤘) )霍(🚀)无度(dù )，何(🍔)老(🍮)大(🙁)为了让妻子明白产业(yè )得(dé )来不易(yì )，于是把过往失败(🕑)的(🕶)奋斗经验(🏬)一(🐙)(yī(🦈) )一(💇)道出(chū )。何不懂(dǒng )法术，却假扮道士，结果惨(cǎn )遭(zāo )毒(dú(🥓) )打(🙁)；(⭐)他(tā )没有(🏗)学(🎅)问(💕)，却当塾师(❤)，骗了学(xué )生(shēng )的饼，更被家长们逐走；他不懂(🍘)演(😩)戏(👢)(xì )，但却在(🉐)(zà(🐽)i )戏(⏯)班扮演“武松打虎”中的老(lǎo )虎(hǔ )，结果(guǒ )大出洋相，被班主(🕙)赶(📧)走(😥)；后来(lá(🧝)i )，他(🚓)当(🚌)上(shàng )堂(táng )官助人娶新妇，却因与大妗(jìn )姐(jiě )争利是(shì )而(📠)(é(👽)r )大打出手(🍨)；(🥤)他(🍪)学(🍼)人做牙医，却(què )误把病(bìng )人(rén )的好牙(yá )也脱掉；他以捉(🔝)深(⛹)山野人为(😪)(wé(🍓)i )生(🎒)(shēng )，但却遭(📒)(zāo )人痛骂。回乡后，他转行卖鸡(jī )蛋(dàn )，竟因(yīn )此(✍)积(💺)聚(🔄)了大笔财(📽)富(🕊)，开(👫)始耕田(tián )买(mǎi )屋。伺(sì )妻听了丈夫的故事后，从此勤(qín )俭(🍢)(jiǎ(🦄)n )起(👧)来。
一个情(🗳)绪(🤠)易(😛)波动、平庸的办公(gōng )室(shì )职员Adam Stevenson决(jué )定(dìng )抛下工作，逃回(🐂)到(🧞)童年的老(🌽)(lǎ(🛂)o )家(✈)(jiā(🏫) )，重新(xīn )评(píng )估他的"生活方针"。其间他遇到一个(gè )叫(jiào )MAC的(⏱)(de )朋(👍)友，结果MAC在(🍔)Adam的(👨)"重(🛴)生"过程中(🍄)起到了(le )很(hěn )大(dà )的作用(yòng )。他们就在一起互相(🚧)打(😘)气(🗨)，准(zhǔn )备(bè(🕴)i )把(♍)儿(🖲)时(shí )未完成的梦想列个清单，然后(hòu )逐(zhú )个完成(chéng )..
時は(🔛)戦(😡)国(❣)。領主の親(😶)を(⛩)討(⛏)たれたかすみは、弟の光太郎とともに真田(tián )幸(xìng )村(🍓)に(👸)引(yǐn )き取(🔁)ら(🥚)れ(🚆)た(🥍)。幼い光太郎を守(shǒu )るため、修(xiū )行を積んだかすみは(💈)真(🔭)田くノ一(🚒)と(🚣)な(🕒)る。老師(shī(🧤) )・夢風から命を受けたかすみは、小諸(zhū )の(📩)仙(🧚)石(🤚)領内に潜(🐡)入(📵)す(🤳)る。徳川(chuā(🏼)n )家(jiā )と石田(tián )三成の対立を偵察する草の六(🌁)(liù(🛋) )蔵(🌔)(zāng )からの(🦆)連(🍩)絡(😜)が途切れたのだ。草の六(liù )蔵(zāng )は、仙(xiān )石家の白牙隊(📞)に(⛸)殺されて(👵)い(👫)た(🍇)。白(🎈)牙隊(duì )の侍たち三人を斬るかすみだが、彼女(nǚ )もま(🌷)た(⏯)太股に傷(🥑)を(🉑)負(🛠)った。そん(🥔)なかすみを救けたのは、旅籠椿屋の若旦那(🥩)(nà(🕔) )の(🍙)伸(shēn )吾だ(👖)っ(🖍)た(🎥)。献身的な(💭)彼の看護を受け、かすみは初めて恋を知る(👷)。二(⛪)人(🌬)は、身(shē(🙌)n )も(😘)心(🅿)もひとつになった。しかし、白(bái )牙(yá )隊の首(shǒu )領・板(🌩)垣(🏕)重蔵は執(🙆)拗(♓)に(🌑)か(⏮)すみを追いかける。女として生きるか、忍びの道を選(🚇)(xuǎ(💫)n )ぶか。いま(🤵)、(🌡)か(🌮)すみは重(🏷)大な決断(duàn )を迫(pò )られる…
A misguided father (Cameron Mitchell) wants to make his shy, sensitive son "into a man" (and it's about damn time since the young character, played by Mitchell's real-life son, looks to be about twenty five). He decides to take him on a hunting trip with his buddies, two of the sorriest excuses for "men" around. (Even in Texas this pair would be regarded as fat, dumb, redneck losers). The hunting trip/rite-of-passage involves getting drunk and driving into the 120 degree Texas summer heat to shoot at beer bottles and bunny rabbits (if this makes one a "man", then my friends in Wyoming and I would have achieved manhood at about ten). Later they go to a honky-tonk bar where the most pathetic wet t-shirt contest you ever saw is taking place, and a Hal Needham/Burt Reynolds-style bloodless brawl breaks out every five minutes. There the boy meets a pretty young barmaid and aspiring prostitute (Maureen "Marcia Brady" McCormick)and takes her back to the hotel room. They suffer some traumatic coitus interruptus, however, when the two redneck friends bust in a force themselves on "Marcia", I mean Maureen. The movie then turns into a REALLY tame and bloodless (in every sense of the word) rape-revenge flick.
A misguided father (Cameron Mitchell) wants to make his shy, sensitive son "into a man" (and it's about damn time since the young character, played by Mitchell's real-life son, looks to be about twenty five). He decides to take him on a hunting trip with his buddies, two of the sorriest excuses for "men" around. (Even in Texas this pair would be regarded as fat, dumb, redneck losers). The hunting trip/rite-of-passage involves getting drunk and driving into the 120 degree Texas summer heat to shoot at beer bottles and bunny rabbits (if this makes one a "man", then my friends in Wyoming and I would have achieved manhood at about ten). Later they go to a honky-tonk bar where the most pathetic wet t-shirt contest you ever saw is taking place, and a Hal Needham/Burt Reynolds-style bloodless brawl breaks out every five minutes. There the boy meets a pretty young barmaid and aspiring prostitute (Maureen "Marcia Brady" McCormick)and takes her back to the hotel room. They suffer some traumatic coitus interruptus, however, when the two redneck friends bust in a force themselves on "Marcia", I mean Maureen. The movie then turns into a REALLY tame and bloodless (in every sense of the word) rape-revenge flick.
根据公安部一级(📢)英(🉑)模(🖤)特警谭(tá(🍿)n )纪(🌰)(jì(🍟) )雄的事(shì(🔶) )迹改编。
Johnny Vegas has crawled his way to the top of the showbiz ladder. Fame, wealth and awards are his but there is a problem...a big problem...he`s lost his edge. He`s no longer funny and the fans have begun to take notice...
片 名：少即是多(duō ) Menos es más (2000) IMDB：