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在(😩)这部(bù )愚蠢的(🧜)喜剧(😫)中(zhōng )，漂亮女孩(há(🕰)i )玛丽(🚏)娜和负责(zé )看(kà(🔜)n )管灯塔的父亲(🅾)同住在海边(biān )。一天，玛(👓)丽(lì(🎇) )娜(nà )遇上两个(gè(🐍) )在岸(💱)边搜寻宝藏(cáng )的(♋)小伙子，并对其(🤶)中一个(gè )迷恋不已。很(📃)(hěn )快(📵)(kuài )两人间萌(méng )发(⏹)出爱(👉)意……本(💠)(běn )片是(🙂)碧姬·芭(bā )铎(😗)(duó )最早的出(chū )演主角(🤔)的影(🐋)片，拍摄于1952年，本片(🛎)除了(❕)在法(fǎ )国(🌰)外，很少(🔗)在(zài )其(qí )它国(⏱)家上(👣)(shàng )映，直到5年后《上(🥙)帝创(🚥)造女人(rén )》将碧姬(🚵)·芭铎捧成了(🏬)国(guó )际(jì )明星后才得(🎖)以在(😪)英美等地(dì )上映(♟)。 Caroline de Bienre, the 16-year-old daughter of French nobility, meets the handsome rogue, Gaston de Sallanches, who is expected to ask for the hand of her older, plainer sister in marriage. Gaston instead joins Caroline in her secret hiding place in the château's attic, where the infatuated Caroline begins an affair with him. Meanwhile, she is being courted by the dull, sincere Livio, but holds him off since she is in love with Gaston. When the revolution of 1789 breaks out Caroline is sent to a convent but her carriage is waylaid. She escapes and makes her way to Gaston's home, where she finds him in the arms of his mistress. She is angry and then agrees to marry Livio, now an out-of-favor revolutionary and a marked man, and Caroline is also now on the death list. 在(🥌)某(mǒu )小(xiǎo )学校里(😴)，贫苦孩子张化(💢)国(guó )受尽别人的欺负(😭)(fù )。一(🤽)些调(diào )皮的学生(👅)常常(🗡)(cháng )拿(ná )他(💯)开玩笑(🥩)(xiào )，伪校长也诬(🗑)赖(lài )他是偷表的小(xiǎ(🛴)o )偷(tō(👉)u )。张化国(guó )的父亲(👏)在解(🚜)放前(qián )被(📧)地主逼(🍑)死，母亲也被特(🦋)(tè )务(📕)魏麻子强占(zhàn )。在(🔣)家里(⛰)，张常常受到魏麻(🚴)(má )子的虐待。不(🚩)(bú )幸(xìng )的生活造(zào )成(😊)了他(🕊)沉默寡(guǎ )言(yán )、(😅)孤僻(✝)的性格。新来的女(🆔)(nǚ )教师王敏很(⛹)关(guān )心(xīn )这个可怜(liá(🗣)n )的孩(🔗)子。 Meek head clerk Kees Popinga realises at the same time as the police that owner De Koster has stripped his Dutch company clean because of his infatuation with a Parisian girl, Michelle. After a confrontation between the two men, De Koster ends up dead and Popinga makes off to Paris with the remaining money. There he contacts Michelle, with the police in close pursuit. 富顿教(jiāo )授（(➿)加里(🐞)·格兰(lá(🔶)n )特 Cary Grant 饰）(😻)是(shì )一位科学(📉)家，正(zhèng )在研究一(yī )种(💘)能够(🐨)让人返老(lǎo )还童(🐹)的神奇药(yào )物(🌷)(wù )。某一天(tiān )，富顿用来(🛄)试验(🎞)(yàn )药物的黑猩猩(🍠)从笼(🦗)子里逃(táo )了出来(🦒)，在实(shí )验(yàn )室(🙋)里“大(dà )闹天宫”，没想(xiǎ(😈)ng )到竟(🍡)然在误打(dǎ )误(wù(😔) )撞之(🌾)下将(jiāng )富(🥟)顿一直(✳)想要(yào )研(yán )制(🕑)但始终没有成功的神(😖)药(yà(🆑)o )给捣鼓了出来(lá(🚐)i )。 (Includes spoilers) VILLA BORGHESE is a film consisting of six vignettes (cut to five in its U.S. release) that are all set in the Roman park that bears that name. All the episodes take place within one day. The first episode, taking place early in the day, is called "Servant Girls and Soldiers" and is a trifle about a couple of guys trying to put the makes on a couple of young girls. The second piece is called "The Greek Letter Pi" and is a poignant little anecdote about a schoolgirl (Anna Maria Ferrrero) who is urged by her classmates to approach their Greek professor (François Perrier), so that they can photograph them kissing and perhaps blackmail the prof for a passing grade. It turns out the professor has a sad story to tell the girl…(🚔)that he is going blind. The tearful girl cannot go though with the plan. The third episode is the funniest and probably the best in the film. It's called "Incident at Villa Borghese" and features tour-guide Vittorio De Sica as an incorrigible over-cologned woman-chaser who comes between Giovanna Ralli and her furiously jealous boyfriend Maurizio Arena. The dramatics that ensue among the three…and others…is absolutely hilarious. In one delicious moment, De Sica sits in the car with the boy on one side of him, screaming at the girl, and the girl's breasts on the other side, pressed against De Sica's face as he barely conceals his lust. In "The Marriage Arranger" Eduardo De Filippo is the father of a girl he is trying to marry off. The discussions between the relatives center on rather selfish interest…money, dowry. Then the increasingly ill-at-ease girl is revealed to have a handicap, involving her foot, and the young suitor comes to the emotionally distraught girl's side and, through simple humanity and kindness, saves the day in a way the crude relatives were not capable of doing. Of all the relationships we witness in the film, this is the only one that seems to have a future. "The Lovers" is a bittersweet episode about a man breaking up his affair with a married woman…(🍶)as the woman's small children play in the park with their nurse and call out to their adulterous mommy. It is nicely acted by two great stars of the French cinema, Micheline Presle and Gérard Philippe. The final racy episode, "Beauty Contest," is a Felliniesque dissertation about two rival Roman street–prostitutes, who as they are about to be rounded up by the police, wind up at a Miss Cinema beauty contest taking place in the park. The younger of the women (Eloisa Cianni) eludes the police by going off with an older man in his car. The other and older one (Franca Valeri) is not so lucky and the episode and the film end as she is driven off in a police vehicle. It is late at night.