欢乐喜剧人 第一季 正片

An undead zombie wizard known as "The Litch" is hell-bent on devouring his victims and possessing the weak when his sacred crystal is stolen by a small-time crook and his crew of big-breasted witches. The Litch uses its power to transform into slimy mutant creatures, spilling gallons of blood from his victims on his quest to retrieve the crystal in order to rule the four worlds. Vinnie Crowley had no idea he had awoken The Litch from its crypt when he robbed a jewelry store and snatched the crystal. The lovable loser's jaded past literally comes back to haunt him when The Litch turns Vinnie's friends and family into monster slaves as The Litch fights to steal back what was rightfully his. This action-packed horror comedy will keep you on the edge of your seat as The Litch raises the dead and assembles an army of zombies to try to destroy Vinnie and retrieve the crystal. He's not a demon, he's not a witch, so run for your life, here comes The Litch. The lives of two drag-queen/ex-lovers; a wealthy, business man who must choose between his wife or his hidden sexual desires; a shy, young woman who falls in-love with her beautiful, "straight" roommate, and a gutsy transgender working girl who attempts to reclaim her dignity intertwine in four stories of love and romance. 故事(🌫)以(yǐ )村长(🍸)（马(💋)小军(🏛)饰(shì(🏌) )演）家(jiā )的狗被人打(⌛)瘸为(wéi )主(📗)线展(zhǎn )开(🚛)，村长认定(🏎)是(shì(🦊) )村民乐(lè )天（标马饰演）所为(📱)，而且还找(🏼)来目击证(⛸)人当(🧝)(dāng )众把乐天羞辱了一番。为人耿(☝)直的乐天(🦆)不服，为了(💀)澄(chéng )清事(💁)情，找(💺)回尊(zūn )严，要(yào )找出真(🌓)正打(👁)狗者(🕯)(zhě )，他和(hé(💘) )老婆淑芝(🤘)（贲(🏵)蓝(lán )琪饰演(yǎn )）带着一帮人开(🍉)(kāi )始了一(🔅)(yī )场啼笑(🐧)皆非(⛽)、令(🍫)(lìng )人(💸)忍俊(jun4 )不禁的疯狂调查(🎶)(chá )…… 十(🥞)(shí )二宫（(🧛)zodiac）一词来(🌭)(lái )自(🕡)希腊(là )语zodiakos，意思是动物(wù )园。“兄弟(🐟)宫”本是双(🚝)子座的(de )固(🍲)定位(🗨)置，它代表一个(gè )人所处的环境(🌭)，它显示(shì(🏧) )一个人学(🎼)习能力(特(🔬)别是(💎)(shì )指在大学之前的学(👎)习状(zhuàng )况(🎬))、沟(gōu )通(♿)能力、短(⚫)程旅(👵)(lǚ )行、不(bú )能选择的朋友关(guā(🐩)n )系—意(yì(➖) )指兄弟姐(🗿)妹、亲(qī(✋)n )戚邻(🎇)居(jū )等。在时势占星(xī(🗓)ng )学里，第叁(🤹)宫代表 的(🧑)是(shì )“新闻(⭕)(wén )宫(🥨)”。 An entire year of investigation, multiple law enforcement agencies, hundreds of police reports, months of undercover surveillance, thousands of man hours, numerous polygraph tests, a string of mysterious fires, a series of unexplained explosions, life threatening injuries, and one family's worst fears realized. Witness the journey unfold as investigators reopen the most documented paranormal case in U.S. history, in an attempt to solve a mystery spanning four decades. 沙姆谢尔(ěr )·辛格(gé )（亚尼·(🐊)卡普尔(ě(👆)r )饰）是(shì(📔) )一个(♋)武器制造(🙆)商(shāng )，他占(zhàn )岛为王，实(➖)力强大，手(📅)(shǒu )下有侄(🤩)子斯坎德(📕)（萨(🐒)尔(ěr )曼·汗饰）、龙凤胎子(zǐ(🐎) )女苏拉杰(👀)和桑贾娜(🏎)、得(😞)(dé )力干将(jiāng )亚什，通过非法(fǎ )武(💁)器销(xiāo )售(⏰)赚取了巨(📔)大利(lì )润(🛒)。接(jiē(🧡) )着发生的两件事(shì )情(🤐)让这(zhè )个(🔛)家庭瞬间(🔠)裂痕(hén )丛(📚)生，一(🍵)是律师公布了(le )沙姆谢(xiè )尔已故(🦕)妻子的遗(🌶)(yí )嘱，将(jiā(🚜)ng )家产(🎖)一分为二(👒)，斯坎德(dé )拿到一半，龙(🎷)凤(fèng )胎共(🔘)享(xiǎng )另一(📀)半；二是(🗼)斯坎(📜)德和(hé )亚什先后爱上了美丽无(🐳)(wú )双的杰(📍)茜卡（杰(🖖)奎琳(🍸)·费南德斯饰）。这时所(suǒ )有人(😵)逐(zhú )渐地(🏪)发现，这个(🔆)(gè )家庭远(🤓)(yuǎn )非(🚒)外表看上去那(nà )么和(😝)睦(mù )，而是(📙)涉及到几(🍎)(jǐ )十年的(💉)(de )恩怨(✏)情仇，终于(yú )到了该(gāi )清算的时(🖨)候了。 Andy made a deal with a demon. He manages a small but ambitious Italian eatery called Scoppa. The demon's black magic lures patrons to the restaurant; in return, Andy feeds guests to the demon, who dwells in the basement. It was all going smoothly, business was booming, reviews were glowing... Until the busboy found out.