搞笑小品大全剧本 第14集

戲(🐗)名難(nán )免使人(rén )聯想(🈴)到(💓)食色「性」也，但慾望(🕕)的(🚿)(de )對象？對不起(qǐ )，卻是(👂)(shì )個男(✳)兒。美(měi )國(🛹)蠔業(yè(🍑) )大王有(➰)(yǒu )個刁蠻(💺)(mán )女，一(✔)天覺得自己非要(😨)嫁人不(🔼)可(kě )，被媒(méi )人相(🔚)中(zhōng )的(🌔)落難(nán )歐(😺)洲王子(🆔)派出心(🐄)腹試探虛(🗝)實，蠔(há(🦃)o )女一聲(shēng )多謝馬(🐿)(mǎ )上拉(💑)去(qù )註冊結(jié )婚(👉)，當晚大(🥡)(dà )排筵席(xí )，酒飽(🚎)(bǎo )飯醉(🐭)後只差沒半點洞(🍗)房動機。直(zhí )至窮王(wá(🥜)ng )子(🐪)真人(rén )現眼前(qián )，慾望(📼)(wà(💂)ng )傾瀉得一發不可收拾(🚀)。女性情慾(yù )在劉別(bié )謙(🍵)筆下(xià(🥞) )從來都(dō(🍽)u )很坦然(🥅)和直(zhí )接，蠔(háo )女(🚦)這荷(hé(🚁) )里活女(nǚ )性原型(🍉)，令後來(🕗)者亦甘拜下風。揶(😓)揄資(zī(🐪) )本家與(yǔ(📁) )消費社(📷)(shè )會的大場面可(💂)觀亦抵(🥔)死，筆觸細(xì )膩幽(⛳)默(mò )。劉(🌓)別(bié )謙第二(èr )部(😗)長片(pià(🗯)n )，是(shì )他打造(zào )品(🌍)牌之(zhī )作，驚(jīng )人的成(⤴)熟(🌪)導技令人擊節復感動(🎣)。 在(🛬)荒凉(liáng )而充满(mǎn )野性(⛷)的(de )美国西(xī )部，荒原的腹(⛎)地坐落(👜)着一个孤(🛫)寂(jì )的(🤩)小镇(zhèn )。牛仔(zǎi ) 洛(🅱)克美(mě(🐥)i )伦悠哉游哉(zāi )地(👶)生活(huó(🆚) )于此，他的一(yī )大(📪)乐趣就(📥)是戏弄可(⬅)怜的杰(🍦)瑞，先(xiān )任其逃(tá(🏦)o )跑，然(rá(🦇)n )后从容(róng )地抛出(😱)绳索套(🐡)住杰瑞。如是再三(🛏)(sān )，乐此(👼)(cǐ )不疲。这一天(tiā(🌎)n )，引擎的轰(hōng )鸣声引(yǐ(🕧)n )起(🚀)了 洛(luò )克美伦(lún )的注(🛌)意(🔅)。一辆考究的老爷车带(🐶)来(lái )了美丽(lì )性感的(de )游(🎪)客——(🌪)图丝(sī )。见(🔯)到这个(🔅)尤物， 洛克美伦不(🎭)禁(jìn )怦(✡)然心(xīn )动，体(tǐ )内(🐷)荷尔(ě(🧢)r )蒙呈几何数(shù )级(❇)增长(zhǎ(✍)ng )。他转(zhuǎn )瞬(🛥)之间(jiā(🔓)n )传来了最威武的(🤩)行头，牛(🤤)了牛气(qì )地走到(📱)(dào )图丝(♈)面(miàn )前，展(zhǎn )现他(🤷)所谓的(🚣)雄风。在此之后， 洛(🐟)(luò )克美伦(lún )招来吉(jí(🌒) )他(✈)唱起(qǐ )了快乐的德(dé(🤧) )州(💜)情歌(gē )。 Fiction patriotique dans laquelle une jeune femme qui attend son fiancé parti sur le Front devient folle. Молод(📛)ая графиня В(🚗)ера(👿) Дубр(🐌)овс(💚)кая мечт(💿)ает(🌳) принест(🖖)и по(🍊)льзу чел(⛎)ове(🛄)чест(🤯)ву. О(🌋)на посещ(🈁)ает(🚓) бедных, «(🐅)быв(💬)ших люде(🌨)й» и(🛩) помогае(📓)т им в меру с(🕉)и(🚈)л. Однажды В(✉)е(💸)ра оказыва(⭕)ется в камор(Ⓜ)ке п(💦)ьяни(🙃)цы М(👚)аксима П(Ⓜ)етр(🦍)ова. На по(🤥)мощ(🏡)ь графин(🐎)и он(🥡) отве(🌾)чае(🐾)т тем, что(⏱) обе(🛸)счещива(💙)ет е(🐹)е, остави(🧜)в не(🛵)заживаю(📄)щую рану в е(🍝)е(🚽) душе. Придя(👿) в(👊) себя, Вера у(🥖)бивает него(🌩)дяя(🌓). Моло(🆑)дой(🎸) человек(🐺) Рож(🍯)е заподо(🆗)зре(💔)н в шулер(🧕)ств(🔝)е при(💞) игр(✡)е в карты(🎆). За н(🚻)его заст(💞)упа(💃)ется Рас(👩)кал(🦉)ь Венкон(⛳), который ок(🎤)а(🏥)зывается и(🙍)з(🤘)вестным па(🤟)р(🏓)ижским ава(🔃)нтю(😢)рист(👥)ом. О(✂)н протяг(🤳)ива(♊)ет руку п(🙋)омо(🚰)щи и дает(📶) сов(🚈)ет, ка(⬜)к ст(🚞)ать «Кор(🗼)оле(🍞)м Парижа(⬅)»… A man who spent his formative years in prison for murder is released, and struggles to adjust to the outside world and escape his lurid past. He gets involved with a cheap dancehall girl, and when her protector is accidentally killed, they go on the lam together, getting jobs as farm labourers. But some fellow workers get wise to them. 《化(🕝)身(shēn )博士》是罗伯(🎲)(bó )特·(🐠)路易斯·史蒂文(😸)森所写的一(yī )部小说(⛎)(shuō(📧) )，在维(wéi )多利亚(yà )时代(♓)，杰(🕊)克(kè )尔虽然(rán )已有贤(🕠)(xiá(📘)n )惠的未(wèi )婚妻，但是被(👪)放荡的(💫)风尘女子(🧓)勾(gōu )起(📉)了他(tā )变成海(hǎ(✂)i )德的欲(🐋)(yù )望，他研究发明(🔢)了一种(🖕)药，用药后便化(huà(💿) )身成为(🚆)(wéi )海德先(🌸)(xiān )生，博(🍂)(bó )士把(bǎ )自己所(🤛)(suǒ )有的(💿)恶(è )念全部(bù )赋(🚳)予了海(🔒)德。基克尔博士行(👞)医多年(😻)，多(duō )行善事(shì )，名(🍷)声(shēng )极好，海德则无恶(🚁)不(🧤)作，杀人害命。基(jī )克尔(💋)博(🌪)(bó )士无法(fǎ )摆脱海(hǎ(✨)i )德(🥂)，最后选(xuǎn )择了自(zì )杀(👹)。 Another amazing find from our friends at Cine-Clasico, "Vier um die Frau" is a 1921 Fritz Lang film found in the Brazilian film archives. The period intertitles are in Portuguese but the plot is not difficult to follow, particularly with the assistance of the invaluable Herr Graf Ferdinand Von Galitzien, whose blog entry on the film (link) follows : 唐(táng )高(🐜)祖李(lǐ )渊(😦)在出宫(🎛)途中遇刺，幸得秦(💬)王李(lǐ(⏺) )世民派(pài )来的护(🍿)(hù )卫李(🔈)御(yù )风所救，太子(👆)李建成(🕳)和齐王李(⭕)元吉赶(🐿)到(dào )，称此(cǐ )次行(🌼)刺(cì )是(⏱)李世(shì )民安(ān )排(🕹)的。李渊(🌩)将(jiāng )李世民(mín )禁(🔴)足，命李(🕹)御风查明真相，一(🚺)场斗争就(jiù )此展开(kā(🥨)i )... It is the beginning of 1945 during WW2 in former Austria. 500 Russian prisoners of war who have refused to fight on the side of the Germans against their country were moved to the concentration camp in Mauthausen awaiting execution. They decide to break out. One winter night the Russian prisoners make an escape. During the following shooting a great number of them gets killed. Some, however, succeed to hide in nearby villages. But the German Nazis convince the inhabitants of the villages to hunt the prisoners "like rabbits".