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Chuck Levine（Adam Sandler 饰）和Larry Valentine（Kevin James 饰）是同一(yī )个消防站的(de )消防队员，二人在工作(zuò )上默(mò(🛸) )契十足(🌒)，更(gèng )是(🗞)无话不(✋)谈(tán )的好兄弟。私底下，Chuck Levine是(shì )一个无女不(bú )欢的花花公子；而Larry Valentine却对已故(gù )前(🍽)妻情有(🌃)独(dú )钟(👩)，全心照(㊙)(zhào )料他(👰)们的一(yī )双小儿女。 阿莱克斯(休•格兰特 饰)是一(yī )个八十年代(dài )过气流行(📯)乐(lè )歌(🕎)手，近年(👨)(nián )好不(🐫)容易逐(zhú )渐获(huò )得更多的演出机会，更(gèng )得到流行天(tiān )后Cora邀请他写(xiě )歌并(🐎)合唱该(😖)曲。但此(🦒)刻(kè )阿(👖)莱(lái )克斯碰到了(le )创作瓶颈，多年没有作(zuò )曲之余，而(ér )且从来没有(yǒu )过作词(✌)的经验(📋)，现在却(🈴)要在(zà(🕒)i )几天内(💄)作出(chū )一首畅销的(de )流行曲。 西(xī )元1600年，動盪(dàng )的時局正影響著藝術領域，也是(📔)巴洛克(🦏)(kè )畫風(🕚)代表人(🐏)(rén )物卡拉瓦喬(qiáo )生長的年代(dài )，暴(bào )烈的性格讓他從家鄉一(yī )路到羅馬的(⚽)(de )繪畫之(🥋)路總(zǒ(🐨)ng )是顛簸(💈)難行。 在新年来(lái )临之(zhī )际，与所爱(ài )之人共同分(fèn )享一个午夜(yè )之吻，全年(🐨)(nián )的孤(👾)独与压(🛰)(yā )抑都(🔛)会消失(💀)，新的一年亦将(jiāng )充满喜悦与(yǔ )希望。生活(huó )在洛杉矶的(de )威尔逊（斯(sī )科特(🚄)·麦克(💈)奈瑞 Scoot McNairy 饰(🧠)）年届(🕘)而(ér )立，仍然孤(gū )独无助。在(zài )过去的一年里，他的生(shēng )活如(rú )此糟糕，没有女(🤱)友，没(mé(🙎)i )有工作(🛥)，内(nèi )心(🐠)的欲望得(dé )不到释放。为了帮助好友排(pái )遣寂寞，威(wēi )尔逊的好兄(xiōng )弟雅克(📶)布鼓(gǔ(🚀) )励他在(🍑)Craigslist交友(yǒ(🔜)u )网站发(⛲)布了(le )一则征友广告。在一年的最(zuì )后一天，这(zhè )则广告让威(wēi )尔逊和寻找(zhǎ(😛)o )真爱的(👕)薇薇(wē(🚍)i )安（Sara Simmonds 饰(〰)）相遇…… In 1980, the city of Victoria, Canada came to be known as the Satanic capital of North America. Now, in 2007, we will learn that the truth is much, much worse. Marple is visiting an old school friend, Lady Camilla Tressilian, along with an eclectic group: Neville Strange and his wife Kay, his former wife Audrey and her childhood friend and cousin Thomas Royde, Ted Latimer and finally Freddie Treves, a retired solicitor. When Treves is found dead the day after a dinner party at Lady Tressilian's home and Lady Tressilian herself is found bludgeoned to death a short time later, Miss Marple must sort through the complex set of relationships among all the players, and determine what role the tale of a child's crime may have had to play in the deaths. Marple is called upon to solve her most perplexing case yet. Upon his death, financier John Rafiel asks her to solve a murder. Only problem is that the murder may or may not have place as yet and the victim is unknown. All that he has given her is two tickets on the Daffodil Tour Company's Mystery Tour. It soon becomes obvious that others on the tour were also "selected" by Mr. Rafiel. Jane Marple, assisted by her nephew Raymond West, concludes that the case must be related to that of Verity Hunt, a young woman who in 1939 was running away from an overattentive landlord and eventually disappeared. When a member of the tour dies mysteriously, she also realizes that someone is desperate to keep a deep, dark secret. 在纳西尼(ní )亜一个古老(lǎo )美丽而神秘(mì )的山脉传说讲述一段(📼)绚(xuàn )丽(🏓)浪(làng )漫(🌛)的爱情(⤵)故事，至今还(hái )深深的印在(zài )我们的记忆(yì )中。华丽高(gāo )贵的城堡中住着(zhe )艳(🔎)丽的特(🚿)里(lǐ )莎(⬆)，突然有(🏋)(yǒu )一天(🕺)神秘的(de )事情发生在(zài )湖泊上特里(lǐ )莎像人间蒸发一样消失了，没有人知道(🤢)(dào )究竟(🐝)发生了(🚃)(le )什么事(🦂)情。神秘的失踪(zōng )相传是城堡受到了的诅咒，随后祖父也(yě )出事失综了(le )，祖母(🤦)只得她(🔮)的家族(👽)迁(qiān )居(🖖)纽(niǔ )约市。50年后，特里莎的(de )孙女依兰拉(lā )为了弄清这(zhè )个神秘的传(chuán )说回到(🤳)了祖母(🌿)留(liú )给(🥔)她的城(👘)堡(bǎo )，并(❄)爱上了(le )当地的一个(gè )年轻人——亚。在城堡(bǎo )里，依兰拉遇到了一个怪人(ré(🏙)n )，通过与(🍡)怪(guài )人(🐮)的交谈(⏸)，她才了解到(dào )了自己真正(zhèng )的身世。但这一切知道的太(tài )迟了，她的(de )祖夫与(⚡)亚产(chǎ(🍸)n )生误会(🛅)并发生(💤)了冲突。难道(dào )祖父没有死？两个都是(shì )她心爱的人(rén )，她该如何(hé )选择？(🤜) 这部(bù(🌰) )影片讲(🤟)述了荷(🤝)兰(lán )著(🕹)名画家伦(lún )勃朗的浪漫(màn )情事和职业(yè )生涯，并着(zhe )重讲述了他(tā )的代表作(⛹)《夜巡》的(🥖)创作过(🖲)(guò )程。伦(🥣)勃朗(lǎng )一直是上流(liú )社会的肖像(xiàng )画家，他拥(yōng )有接踵而至的订单，美满甜(🎚)(tián )蜜的(🐷)爱情。直(🔅)到1642年他(🍴)的(de )妻子为他生下小儿子不(bú )久去(qù )世，生活开始大转折。随之而来的(de )是因为(👙)为阿(ā(🕞) )姆斯特(😫)丹射(shè(😟) )击手公会画家创(chuàng )作的集体肖(xiāo )像《夜巡》又被顾主告(gào )上法庭，使(shǐ )伦勃朗蒙受(shò(🚁)u )了事业(💬)上最重(💈)大的一(🐳)次挫折(shé )。此后他的(de )事业开始衰(shuāi )落，他开始(shǐ )陷于债务之(zhī )中。人世沧桑、(🚞)人情冷(🗳)暖……(🥄) 阿莱克(🗡)斯(sī )(休•格兰特(tè ) 饰)是一个八十年代过气(qì )流行(háng )乐歌手，近年好不容易(🛠)(yì )逐渐(🚧)获得更(⏺)(gèng )多的(🚷)演出机(jī )会，更得到(dào )流行天后Cora邀请他(tā )写歌并合唱(chàng )该曲。但此(cǐ )刻阿莱克斯(sī(🌬) )碰到了(🚘)创作(zuò(🤜) )瓶颈，多(⬅)年(nián )没有作曲之余，而且从来没(méi )有过作词的(de )经验，现在(zài )却要在几天(tiān )内(🐟)作出一(🌍)首(shǒu )畅(🎎)销的流(🥅)行曲。