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艾万斯先生是个尖酸(suān )刻薄(bá(🖇)o )、争强(♍)好胜的(🥄)舞蹈(dǎo )团(tuán )负责(🏞)(zé )人，就(📔)连在路(💣)(lù )上开(🌅)车(chē )时(📊)遇到红(🤜)灯他(tā(🗡) )都要(yà(⛴)o )争头位(😀)停车。为(👨)了舞(wǔ(🕞) )蹈团(tuán )即将要举(🏗)行的(de )全(✊)球巡(xú(🖇)n )演，他亲(🍍)自上(shà(👽)ng )阵排(pá(♓)i )练(liàn )舞(🌐)蹈并指(🐳)导乐队(🤲)演(yǎn )奏(🐱)。一遍一(🗽)遍辛苦的排练(lià(⛰)n )过后，一(⏯)名舞(wǔ )蹈演(yǎn )员(yuán )承受不了这么高强(qiáng )度训(xùn )练而决定放弃，但最(zuì )主要(yào )的(📷)原因还(🎩)是她(tā(💍) )准备要结婚了。艾万(wàn )斯(⛵)的(de )这个(🏪)舞团就(🥊)像一个(🗞)修(xiū )道(🔋)院(yuàn )，除(💨)他和侄(🗑)子(zǐ )飞(🎾)利浦(pǔ(🤯) )和乐队(🔏)成员外(wài )，剩(shèng )下都是女(🐩)性。在舞(🍼)团(tuán )不(🥓)允(yǔn )许(🛠)谈恋爱(🎯)、结(jié(🖕) )婚，甚(shè(⛷)n )至不能(🧢)靠近男(⬜)(nán )人，艾(🙇)(ài )万斯开办了空手道(dà(🚻)o )课程(chéng )，教这些女孩子如何(hé )回击与她们攀(pān )谈的(de )男(nán )人。除此之外，为(wéi )了保(bǎ(🔂)o )证每个(🥘)舞蹈演(❔)员都有(yǒu )完美的体型，在(➖)每(měi )次(🔍)(cì )开饭(🍦)之前，都(🥍)要她(tā(🎡) )们过(guò(🔞) )秤称体(🍥)重，体重(🈺)不达(dá(🦐) )标不(bú(➕) )能吃饭还要做(zuò )剧烈运(🏖)动。在一(🕊)次夜(yè(🦀) )晚的(de )常(🔡)规寻房(💊)中，领队(🎓)佛(fó )朗(🎒)索(suǒ )瓦(⚪)丝偷偷(🎞)潜逃(tá(🌯)o )，她来(lái )到了一个游船(chuá(👫)n )派对(duì(🈹) )与一名男子偷情，两(liǎng )人相(xiàng )约两天后要见面的事(shì )被跟踪而至的(de )艾万(🛰)(wàn )斯(sī(❓) )先生听(👳)到。于是回(huí )到住(zhù )处，艾(❗)万斯就(😜)开始酝(🐷)(yùn )酿计(🌙)划，编造(🔅)谎言(yá(🥙)n )让(ràng )菲(🔩)利普误(🔛)以为佛(🏳)朗(lǎng )索(👈)瓦(wǎ )丝喜欢他，从而布局(🍛)(jú )成功(🚷)(gōng )阻止(📞)了佛朗(📮)索(suǒ )瓦(🐜)丝和那(🕠)个男人(🏢)的约(yuē(👸) )会。全球(🙉)巡演正(🕝)式开始，舞团(tuán )在艾万斯(👻)的带(dà(📆)i )领下先(xiān )后完成了巴黎(lí )、莫(mò )斯科、纽约、柏林等(děng )地的(de )演出，终于(🔯)来到了(🔣)罗(luó )马(🉑)。亨德莉卡(kǎ )是为(wéi )顶(dǐ(👸)ng )替那名(🚳)为结婚(🌎)而请(qǐ(🛷)ng )辞的(de )舞(🐊)蹈演员(🕓)被雇佣(👠)的，以前(😞)在罗马(⚡)工作过(🛬)(guò )时(shí )与当地一个男人(🔱)发(fā )生(🌜)了(le )感情(🧠)并生下(🔊)一个孩(📀)子(zǐ )。借(🐞)(jiè )演出(🍫)的机会(⚪)亨(hēng )德(👈)莉卡偷(🗻)偷脱离了队(duì )伍去(qù )看(🆕)望她被(🚕)别人收养的(de )孩子(zǐ )。亨德莉卡坚(jiān )持要自(zì )己带几天孩子(zǐ )，于(yú )是在和佛朗索(🤮)瓦丝商(⏺)(shāng )量过(guò )后，他们决定把(⬅)孩子(zǐ(🤸) )放到艾(🥑)万斯的(🥫)(de )房间(jiā(🕍)n )。艾万斯(📤)误以为(🤼)这真(zhē(🐐)n )的是(shì(😩) )菲利普(👁)的孩子，在大(dà )声斥责了(🔙)菲利普(💨)并(bìng )得(🐆)(dé )知孩(😫)子生母(🕕)的下落(🔃)(luò )后便(♿)(biàn )坚持(🏛)一定要(🅱)前去寻(🍭)找(zhǎo )。被(bèi )孩子生母的家(🛵)(jiā )人奚(😔)落一番后，艾万(wàn )斯又(yòu )得到了一个孩子，原(yuán )来这(zhè )才是真正的菲(fēi )利普的(de )孩(🚿)子。艾万(📕)斯(sī )虽然(rán )对两个孩子(🖐)照顾有(🈳)佳(jiā )，但(🔷)(dàn )还是(💄)不堪其(🎵)扰，决定(🍌)(dìng )送走(🐑)这两个(🐻)小(xiǎo )家(😍)伙(huǒ )。他(🧒)们的诡异行踪却(què )被酒(🎛)(jiǔ )店大(🥐)堂经理(👹)发现并(🍲)通(tōng )知(😧)了警察(🏛)。警察以(📲)(yǐ )拐(guǎ(📫)i )卖儿童(🔸)罪将他(📭)们逮(dǎi )捕，两个孩子的亲(🖋)生母亲(💱)(qīn )循声(shēng )赶到警局与自(zì )己的孩子相聚，同时(shí )，艾(ài )万斯也接受了孩子和(hé )他(👞)们(men )的母(🐅)亲。 For a special mission to destroy drug dealers in Nice, hardcore bachelor inspector Campana has to don the role of a married man with a child. He adjusts himself well but will have to fight a lot before being able to achieve final victory. Once upon a time, there were countries, cities, schools, movies, electric appliances, The Beatles, politicians, then...Glen and Randa. Anthropologist Dr. Brockton (Joan Crawford) unearths a troglodyte (an Ice Age 'missing link" half-caveman, half-ape) and manages to domesticate him - until he's let loose by an irate land developer (Michael Gough) to go on a rampage and kidnap a little girl. Crawford's last feature film. 在二(èr )次世界(jiè )大战(😟)期间，一(✅)(yī )名意(❗)(yì )大利(🙇)男子应(🔝)征入伍(🍺)，从此(cǐ(🔥) )音讯全(🍧)无，他的(🛢)爱人(ré(⏩)n )一直等待着他(tā )的归(guī(💿) )来(lái )。战(👢)争结束(📀)后，他(tā(🕊) )的爱(à(🍁)i )人不远(🍒)千里到(🌵)苏联去(🐱)(qù )找他(👂)，当她经(🍡)过千(qiān )辛(xīn )万苦终于找(💹)到他的(🧡)(de )时候(hòu )，发现他已经和一名(míng )苏联(lián )女子同居了。 Deok-pal orders influential Kang-ryeong's sister and mother killed after the latter man refused to join Deok-pal's liberal labor party. By the time Kang-ryeong learns who was responsible for the slayings, Deok-pal has joined the ranks of the communists and has become an pro-North Korean operative. A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack. After a nocturnal car accident in the English countryside, an unfortunate couple is invited to a mysterious house occupied by a creepy embalmer who throws sexy drug parties there. Married loser works at a radio shop, wants to bang the hot co-workers but they don't, goes to hindu guru who teaches him the technique of "substitution" so he can magically get to frolick with any girl he wants.