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Sketches include: Vacation Pictures. Privatized Police. Argue The Toss/Up The Ass/Oh No, Not Another One. Deodorant lover. Something Wrong With My Suit. Hugh Sings "Mystery". Executive Breakfast Lounge. Toy Car Salesman. 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So they propose that Satyaprakash gets married for a second time, to which Laxmi consents to, and as such he gets married to Rukmani. After this marriage Laxmi gets pregnant and gives birth to a son, Rajkumar, and shortly thereafter Rukmani too gives birth to a son, Lakhan. Rajkumar is abducted, and disappears from their lives. Thereafter, Satyaprakash is arrested for the murder of a contractor, and sentenced to prison. Rukmani and her brother, Buddiram, take over running the household, and inflict abuse on Laxmi. Years later, a young man appears claiming to be the missing son of Laxmi and Satyaprakash, and he attempts to bring some sense and honor for poor Laxmi. But this does not last for long, when Satyaprakash is released from prison, he recognizes the young man, as his ... 青(😤)年艾(ài )许(xǔ(📤) )（(📛)布鲁斯·坎贝(🤭)尔(ěr ) Bruce Campbell 饰）开(kā(🐿)i )车载着女友琳(🎸)达(dá )（丹(dān )尼(💁)丝·比克斯勒(🔃) Denise Bixler 饰(♟)）外(wài )出游(💹)玩，途中他(tā )们(men )因(🤒)故落脚于一间(🈵)无人居(jū )住(zhù(📀) )的林中木屋。艾(🥗)(ài )许(xǔ )在书房(😘)内发现一本书(🍓)和(hé )录(lù )音设备(🔎)，其间记(jì )录了(🔯)古代史教授诺(🌘)比（约(yuē )翰(hà(💰)n )·皮克斯 John Peakes 饰）(💉)造(zào )访康达城(⚡)堡并发现失踪(zō(🔅)ng )长(zhǎng )达上千(💸)年(🍾)的《死者之书》的(💆)全过程。当(dāng )录(🛺)(lù )音(yīn )带中教(🆖)授念起召(zhào )唤(🐻)邪灵(líng )的咒语(🤷)时(🥚)，似乎(hū )沉(ché(💵)n )睡(shuì )已久的恶魔(🙂)就此苏醒。琳达(♿)遭到攻击后(hò(👸)u )化(huà )身恶魔，艾(📧)许被迫杀死(sǐ(🍆) )女(nǚ )友自己也(🎽)无法避(bì )免(miǎn )被(♋)侵蚀的命运。当(🐡)他从(cóng )昏(hūn )迷(🔻)中醒来后，意(yì(🚔) )识到自己已被(🥀)邪灵困入(rù )绝(🗳)(jué )地(dì )，无法逃开(🎧)。 清(qīng )朝末年(🦀)，世(🍤)道纷乱。八(bā )旗(🔂)(qí )子弟乌世保(🕛)（陈道明 饰）(📀)没能袭得爵位(⛪)(wèi )，终(zhōng )日走街(🤢)串巷，游(yóu )手好(🌘)闲(xián )。某天在天桥一(yī )带(dài )，他遇(🥣)见当年府上的(🗯)旗奴(nú )徐焕章(🥠)（马和平(píng ) 饰(🤦)(shì )）。徐小人得(📽)志，趾高(gāo )气(qì )扬，被世保当街(jiē(🌴) )训(xùn )斥，从此种(🚾)下祸端。及(jí )至(🎧)(zhì )八国联军杀(👭)入北(běi )京城，徐(🐿)因会说几句日(rì )语(yǔ )当(dāng )上侦(🥄)缉队队长，遂公(👁)报私仇，将世保(🤦)定(dìng )下(xià )死罪(🔥)。乌妻四处奔走(👹)，令世保暂脱一(🌔)死(sǐ )。坐(zuò )牢期(✈)间，世保结(jié )识古月(yuè )轩鼻烟儿(🍝)壶制造(zào )名(mí(⛏)ng )家(jiā )聂小轩。聂(✝)为免手艺失(shī(🕌) )传，将一身绝学(🌮)(xué )过(guò )给世保。不久，世保重(chóng )获(🎿)(huò )自由，却得知(🔅)妻(qī )子(zǐ )受辱(🕐)自尽，家破人亡(🎚)。最(zuì )终他住进(🏉)师傅家(jiā )中，与师妹柳娘（李殿(🍎)(diàn )馨(xīn ) 饰）共(⚽)同继承了古(gǔ(🔛) )月轩的手艺…(🃏)… 克莉斯(sī )原(🌗)(yuán )定晚上与男(🌸)友共渡浪漫，却(🎪)被他耍弄了(le )一(yī )通(tōng )，百无聊赖(🗂)之下(xià )，答应(yī(🚸)ng )暂时照顾邻居(🐌)家(jiā )三(sān )个(gè(😎) )人小鬼大的孩(📖)子，这时(shí )女友突然打电话(huà )说(👒)(shuō )遇到了危险(👡)，于是她带(dài )着(🔯)(zhe )孩子们向城里(🍗)出(chū )发(fā )了。哪(🌈)料到路上轮胎爆(bào )，令人毛骨悚(🌵)然的(de )冒险经历(⚡)开始了……