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掌管着(zhe )桑家事(🔋)业的桑文薏(yì(🔃) )（林凤娇 饰）(😙)，与(yǔ )妹(mèi )妹桑文珊（恬妞(niū ) 饰(shì )）相依为(wé(🔐)i )生，家中还有彭(🤳)管(guǎn )家阿德（(🗄)葛香亭 饰(shì )）(🕋)与佣人健次（(🐘)王(wáng )德(dé )志 饰）和(hé )他怀孕(yùn )的老婆阿梅(mé(💱)i )（沈时华 饰）(💒)。某(mǒu )天，文薏与(🧀)文珊在(zài )骑马(💍)的途中，遇见(jiàn )新来的大胡(hú )子邻居莫迪卡（(🥔)秦(qín )汉 饰）。虽(🐺)然莫(mò )迪(dí )卡(⤴)耿直粗鲁的态(🥫)度(dù )，让高傲(à(👰)o )的桑文薏感到不悦(yuè )，却也吸引了她的(de )注(zhù )意(👦)。二十岁的文(wé(🤙)n )珊(shān )一直生活(🕝)(huó )在文薏的保(🔤)护底下(xià )，公司(😈)总经理伟立(lì )人(rén )（邹森 饰）建议(yì )让(ràng )文(🕦)珊进公(gōng )司工(🈁)作(zuò )，但是文薏(🚊)(yì )拒绝了。 Yeong-su and Jeong-ah experience many problems as their budding romance defies the strict rules of the co-ed highschool they attend. After graduation when it looks like they can be free to live their own lives, Yeong-su joins the military and their relationship will never be the same. 邵氏(👟)旗(qí )下(xià )“娃娃影后“李菁(jīng )倾情出演,饰演的狐(🧜)(hú )仙小仙离开(🎥)(kāi )天界,化身为(😎)人间(jiān )女(nǚ )子(🌿),下界来到香港(🐱)(gǎng )找(zhǎo )丈夫…… 在故事上(shàng )，这只黑(hēi )猩猩和(🕍)原版的如出(chū(💱) )一(yī )辙，只是他(🍾)是个(gè )彻(chè )头(📘)彻尾的坏家伙(🌻)(huǒ )，在银幕上(shàng )的破坏力实在让人(rén )无法消受(🗜)。 明末，农(nóng )民起(🔘)义风起云涌(yǒ(🔅)ng )，关外满族(zú )又(🙅)蠢蠢(chǔn )欲动，世间(jiān )生灵涂炭，明朝(cháo )守(shǒu )将关(🚾)志远被叛徒出(🍛)(chū )卖，被敌人里(😿)应外(wài )合，边关(🤞)失(shī )守，致使全(📬)军覆(fù )没(méi )。危难之际，唯(wéi )一(yī )的儿子关少龙(🤥)被少(shǎo )林寺的(❗)高(gāo )僧救起。关(⚾)少龙身(shēn )负(fù(🥘) )国仇家恨，在少(🛢)(shǎo )林(lín )寺苦练武功，十(shí )年(nián )之后，当(dāng )他学成(🐹)期满时，按(àn )照(🔼)少林寺的规矩(🍉)，只(zhī )有经过少(🕳)林寺十(shí )八(bā )铜人巷的(de )考验才(cái )可以下山。经(🛵)过艰苦奋战，少(🤾)(shǎo )龙终于如愿(📿)以偿。而这时她(😶)也知道父(fù )亲(🍨)当年是被(bèi )一奸细出卖，而(ér )这(zhè )奸细如今已(💋)经是(shì )高(gāo )官(🤶)而且武功奇高(🥗)，凭借勇气(qì )和(📋)不服输的劲头(💲)，经(jīng )过一场血战，终(zhōng )于(yú )手刃仇人，报了(le )血(xuè(🎾) )海深仇。 Henry Silva plays a Army Major who teams up with a tough cop (sabato) to investigate of a series of crimes that used a army issued machine gun. Lots of car chase, and action centers in a standard Italian action film. Silva, who isn't dubbed is good as usual and Sabato is a little more low key than his usual performance. Recommended. Pure geek Jon Pigeon works in a unusual sex analysis institute in which people run about the corridors nude, naughty aerobics are motivated and where no guy is safe from a crotch catching old tea lady. In order to entice office secretary Cheryl, Pigeon discovers a device aka Agnes which produces a 'sonic aphrodisiac' that can change any man or woman into an over-lustful love-making madman. While his efforts to zap Cheryl end in tragedy, Pigeon has some fun switching the 'sexy ray' on his intimidation boss Nutbrown and wash up campaigner Mary Watchtower. Filmed by director of Girls Come First movie 老夫子(👦)（王沙）一(yī(🐽) )觉醒来，见已是(🕚)日(rì )上(shàng )三竿，急忙催醒(xǐng )仍(réng )熟睡的大(dà )蕃薯（矮冬瓜）(🚺)。二人忙乱一番(🤴)，便(biàn )去做晨运(✋)。 　　在(zài )树林(💐)旷地中，老夫(fū )子打出少林(lín )拳招式，挥拳踢(tī(🏬) )腿(tuǐ )之际，裤裆(🚈)突然(rán )裂(liè )开(🏇)，情状至为狼狈(🚩)(bèi )。幸而大(dà )蕃(🈷)薯早就为他备有(yǒu )另(lìng )一条裤子，让他(tā )换(huà(✖)n )上，始未贻笑大(💚)(dà )方(fāng )。时有一(🏏)(yī )漂亮女郎在(🕣)附近做(zuò )柔软体操，一飞仔(zǎi )对(duì )之蠢蠢欲动。老(lǎo )夫(fū )子立(🌁)即上(shàng )前负起(🧀)(qǐ )「护花」之(🔟)(zhī )责，但反被飞(🙄)仔(zǎi )打(dǎ )得天旋地转。幸好(hǎo )该女郎功夫不凡(📢)，将飞仔击退(tuì(🏬) )。 　　老夫子坐(🍓)(zuò )在(zài )公园长(📣)椅上休息(xī )，无(🥃)意间坐於旁一位(wèi )文弱书生，居然亮刀向他行(📴)(háng )劫(jié )。老夫子(🕥)乃交出(chū )一(yī(🎩) )张五百元大钞(🎶)，书(shū )生接得钱(qián )即飞步离去。老夫(fū )子见计得酬，开怀(huái )大(dà(🍿) )笑，盖那是伪钞(🔠)(chāo )也(yě )！岂知，未(🗓)几又(yòu )有一名(🏑)歹徒(tú )前来行劫，老夫(fū )子(zǐ )只得把身上的真(🚰)钞(chāo )交出，好不(🎌)懊丧！ 　　老夫(🕡)子(zǐ )前往公司(😍)上班，由(yóu )於很(🐉)多人抢著搭(dā )巴(bā )士，老夫子时而帮(bāng )助妇孺(👱)，时而又被壮汉(🍩)挤开(kāi )，弄得来(🌸)过好几辆(liàng )巴(🌈)(bā )士都搭不上，反(fǎn )而(ér )闹出连场(chǎng )笑话。迨去到赵氏(shì )洋行(⌚)时，已迟到十(shí(⛳) )五(wǔ )分钟，遭赵(✂)经理(lǐ )严(yán )词(🚶)指责。 　　赵(zhào )经理垂涎职(zhí )员陈小姐（李菁(〽)(jīng )）的姿色，特(💬)将她叫(jiào )进经(📻)理室去，色迷(mí(🦉) )迷加上一番(fā(🕜)n )甜言蜜语。老夫(fū )子(zǐ )却偏偏藉故作梗(gěng )。赵经(🎽)理怒不可遏，声(📈)称要开除老夫(🎹)子。老夫子(zǐ )不(👑)(bú )惧淫威，谓他昨(zuó )晚(wǎn )曾目睹赵偕一女(nǚ )子(zǐ )进某酒店(dià(🐅)n )，当向赵妻报告(⏩)。争持间，赵妻来(👹)到(dào )，赵经理当(🐽)即换上(shàng )另(lìng )一副面孔(kǒng )，对妻(qī )子谓老夫子(😗)(zǐ )如何解救了(🔻)他之(zhī )遇(yù )劫(⏮)之类，且声言除(🅾)(chú )给(gěi )老夫子(💱)加薪五百(bǎi )大元外，还(hái )升他当主任，老(lǎo )夫(fū(🆚) )子闻言好不高(🖲)兴(xìng )。怎知赵妻(👦)一走，赵(zhào )便向(🌍)老夫子施以拳脚，直把(bǎ )他(tā )打得遍体鳞伤，并(bìng )将他开除。 　(🔥)　老(lǎo )夫子前(🚅)往(wǎng )大蕃薯跌(🎳)打医馆求(qiú )医(🤾)。大蕃薯专医奇(qí )难(nán )杂症，医术果也(yě )了(le )得。老(🛐)夫(fū )子身上(shà(🏗)ng )之伤痛，当(dāng )然(⏱)很轻易便被他(♍)(tā )治(zhì )好。大蕃(🌵)薯且对老(lǎo )夫(fū )子之被开除安慰(wèi )一番，约他(🎅)(tā )同去跟秦先(🦄)生（刘(liú )陆华(🧥)）饮下午茶(chá(👝) )聊(liáo )天以解不快。 　　秦先生年近三十，虽对林小(xiǎo )姐(jiě )（庄(🛬)莉）甚是爱(à(🏫)i )慕(mù )，但始终无(👏)法追到(dào )手。大(🏞)蕃(fān )薯又鉴於陈小姐对(duì )老夫子的印象甚佳(👵)(jiā )，乃鼓励他们(🎱)二人(rén )积(jī )极(🎋)向意中(zhōng )人展(🏥)开追求攻势，且(🚽)认为追女子需讲(jiǎng )究策略，有的放矢(shǐ )，乃特授(🎗)以「锦囊(náng )妙(🗂)计」。秦(qín )先生(😷)与老夫子俱(jù(😓) )依(yī )「计」去做，不料(liào )同告碰壁，盖彼此(cǐ )之「锦囊」调换(🕦)了也！後查(chá )出(♉)(chū )失败症结，重(🔺)整(zhěng )旗(qí )鼓，秦(🍣)先生与老夫(fū )子遂得以(yǐ )跟各自的意中人把(😅)(bǎ )臂同游. 　　(🕸)一日，老(lǎo )夫子(👾)与陈小姐在(zà(⏺)i )树(shù )下喁喁谈(♍)(tán )心，树上突然跳下(xià )一位又胖又丑的女(nǚ )子(🐘)来，一把将老夫(🥅)(fū )子(zǐ )搂住。原(✊)来，那(nà )是老夫(🛵)子的(de )表妹，一直痴缠(chán )老(lǎo )夫子，老夫子对她(tā )非常讨厌。现她(💝)居(jū )然搂住老(🎴)夫子，状似亲热(🤣)，陈(chén )小姐误以(🤪)为老夫(fū )子(zǐ )另有心上人，怒而(ér )离去，声(shēng )称(♑)与老夫子的关(🙀)系(xì )一刀两断(🧙)。 　　老(lǎo )夫(fū(🖖) )子失去陈小姐(㊙)，闷(mèn )闷不乐，大蕃薯与秦先生约(yuē )他一同去钓(🏉)鱼解闷(mèn )。没想(📽)到赵经理也(yě(🎙) )到(dào )湖边垂钓(💷)，却遇(yù )一帮飞仔打(dǎ )劫，老夫子奋起(qǐ )营(yíng )救，赵乃有惊无险(👦)(xiǎn )。因此，赵在感(🔟)激(jī )之中，叫老(🚒)夫子重新到公(😦)司(sī )去(qù )上班，老夫子喜(xǐ )不(bú )自胜。而陈小姐(😸)在(zài )老夫子的(🔁)(de )「愿以一死明(🤮)志」下，也恢复(🧥)了跟老(lǎo )夫(fū(🤒) )子相爱至笃。 　　老夫子与(yǔ )陈小姐结婚之日(🙅)到(dào )了，秦先生(👻)当伴郎(láng )，林小(🚑)姐作伴娘，大(dà(🏾) )蕃薯是证婚人，一齐乘著一(yī )架大花车去接新(xīn )娘(niáng )，不料一(🛳)帮歹徒居(jū )然(♑)以奇谋妙计劫(📀)新(xīn )娘车，因而(📎)引起一波三折，险(xiǎn )象纷呈。最後老(lǎo )夫(fū )子和(😳)大番薯开溜了(📺)(le )。