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导(dǎo ) 演:刘海(hǎi )涛 Just a few hours to his wedding, Amir, a lad from the south of Tehran, receives a call from his closest friend Habib who insist on meeting him to speak about an urgent issue. He rushes to Habib's works place and there listens to Habib's devastating claim that his future wife is not the sexually innocent girl he believed. In a mixture of rage and bafflement, he takes the bride to the wedding place and then departs to reveal the truth about her past. At the same time, a guy named Nekooyi, the owner of a broken company gets stabbed by his friend who seems to have an affair with his wife, Nasim. To get to the airport and leave the country they take a taxi, driven by nobody but the guy sought by Amir... 南(nán )奥塞梯原本(běn )是格鲁吉亚的一个自治(🈷)州(⛓)(zhō(🔌)u )，苏(🍀)联(🗳)(liá(🎊)n )解(✳)体(⛱)(tǐ )时期宣布(💶)脱(tuō )离格鲁吉亚独(dú )立。1992年俄罗(luó )斯、格鲁吉(jí )亚、南奥塞(sāi )梯等各方达(🏷)成(🐤)(chéng )协议各自(👭)派(😯)(pà(🛩)i )遣(🏭)部(🎫)队(🚇)维(🏒)持(💊)(chí )该地(dì )区的和(hé )平，地区紧张局势得以缓(huǎn )解。近年，格鲁(lǔ )吉亚亲欧美(🤝)的(🏠)总(🚬)统(😄)萨(⏮)卡(👤)什(🔢)维(🐷)利大(dà )选获(huò )胜，格(gé )鲁吉(jí )亚积极推进加入北约的进(jìn )程，并(bìng )得到(dà(🆎)o )美(😥)国(🕐)等(🚸)国(🚯)家(📤)(jiā(🥒) )的(🦓)支持，与俄罗(🚺)斯关系恶(è )化。 図(tú )書館(guǎn )で働く映画(huà )オタクの桃子(zǐ )（菜葉菜）は(🌼)、(🎱)裏(🔺)寂れたレン(🤬)タ(🏉)ル(🍅)ビ(🎽)デ(🤧)オ(🀄)屋(🥨)で(👠)映(yìng )画をレンタルしては観(guān )るのを趣味(wèi )としている。しかし、ラブ(🏟)コ(🤥)メ(🎆)だ(🏫)け(🔡)は(🐨)毛(😣)(má(💀)o )嫌いし、決して観ようとしない。レンタルビデオ屋の店長・黒田は、(⏪)そ(🐞)ん(🎍)な(🍚)桃(🌘)(tá(🎂)o )子(😸)を(🎐)たしなめる。そんなある日、桃子の身の回(huí )りで、次々とラブコメ的なことが起(📳)こ(🗒)り(⤴)出す。そして(🍫)勤(⏺)め(🚸)先(❇)の(👙)図(🌍)書(🔵)館(🗑)にやってくる村上(shàng )に、桃子は急接近していく。黒田は、戸惑う桃(tá(🤲)o )子(🐟)を(🐷)バ(🥋)カ(🦔)に(🥌)す(🚨)る(🉑)。しかし、次第に乗り気になっていく桃子(zǐ )に、黒田は複雑な想いを(😃)抱(🏼)き(📰)始(🕋)め(❔)る(🌆)。 天(🏷)(tiā(⛏)n )正9年、忍びの集団・伊賀の国は織田(tián )信長と甲賀(hè )の大軍に攻(gōng )め入られ、苦(🧔)(kǔ(🔆) )戦(🍼)を強いられ(🐜)て(🎨)い(🐟)た(🧒)。敵(🤒)は(➡)伊(😇)賀(➗)に密偵を放つが、伊賀の上(shàng )忍が内部に潜む裏切り者たちの密会を(🔺)突(🚽)き(🚡)止(🍿)め(📨)、(🥐)凄(🌚)(qī(😋) )腕の下(xià )忍・突破を敵の元へ送り込む。自爆(bào )攻撃(jī )を命じられた突(🚩)破(🦋)は(💒)腹(🏋)に(🍳)爆(🦓)薬(📲)を(⏪)巻き、護衛(wèi )の下(xià )忍・三者らと敵が潜む洞窟へと向かうのだが……。 少女凯(kǎ(🚄)i )特(🛂)（莱斯利-安(ā(👓)n )妮(🦐)·(🆔)哈(💥)芙(💹) Leslie-Anne Huff 饰(👊)(shì(🧒) )）拥有一种(zhǒng )神奇的能力(lì )，随便什么人(rén )，她只要看(kàn )上一眼，便(biàn )能知道(😏)他(📂)的(✉)(de )死(🛎)期(🍚)为(💓)何(🎗)时。一次偶然中(zhōng )，凯(kǎi )特遇见(jiàn )了名(míng )为杰森（Anthony Chaput 饰）的男子，凯特发现(xiàn )杰(🎵)森(🎿)(sē(🚷)n )拥(🧒)有(⬅)能(📿)(né(💙)ng )够在(zài )死后和现世交流的能力，并且，杰森(sēn )的死期就在(zài )几个小时之后。一直想要(yào )知(🏑)道(🐪)死(sǐ )后世(shì )界(🍖)是(😕)什(😵)么(🧘)模(🗡)(mó(🎀) )样(🤷)的凯特摆脱(tuō )杰森在死后(hòu )同她联络，杰森兴然应(yīng )允。 謀反により信長を(💙)討(👦)(tǎ(🤬)o )っ(💕)た(🎹)明(🥢)智(🏩)光(guāng )秀は、天下(xià )統一をめざすため、腕利(lì )の武(wǔ )者を信(xìn )長の有力(🏛)家(💘)臣(🏵)に(🥌)差(💫)し(🐍)向(😳)けていた。伊(yī )賀の山中を抜け、岡崎に向かう徳川家康(kāng )もその一人(rén )。家康の命(mì(⏹)ng )を(🖌)守るため、伊(💜)賀(♍)の(🎧)く(🕴)ノ(🧞)一(🐭)・(🌾)楓(fēng )(鈴木(mù )ミント)は一(yī )足早く、柘植(zhí )の宿場に待(dài )機するのだが、(🕉)そ(🏟)こ(💉)は(😠)独(😶)眼(📦)の(😭)白狼(稲(dào )葉凌一)をはじめとした、凄腕の殺(shā )し屋たちが、既に集結し(🧠)て(🔢)い(🚐)た(🌎)・(😞)・(🌜)・(👷)美(měi )しく、妖艶に。トップアイドル・鈴(líng )木ミントが魅せるニュー・くノ一、ここ(👂)に(♎)参上(shàng )!! The police investigate the murder of Richard Tanner who was stabbed and found dead in the model village in Little Worthy tied to the ground like Gulliver from Gulliver's Travels. He was found by the grounds-keeper and model maker Ben Moss who has worked for the owners, sisters Hillary and Harriet Comptom. Tanner wasn't very well liked in the village and was viewed as a troublemaker by many. He was known to have had romantic entanglements with the local school teacher Rebecca Rix and Krista Palfrey, daughter of the local hotel owner Edward Palfrey. He wasn't very pleased with his daughter's relationship Tanner and he didn't like the way Krista treated his girlfriend, Berrnice, leading to a tension-filled home situation. At the annual silly boat race to mark the end of the tourist season, another person is killed and later still there is a third victim. There is clearly someone in the village who is out for revenge. 故事发(🕘)生(🏬)在(🍇)(zà(🐊)i )一(📮)座(♎)地(🀄)处偏远的小镇之中(zhōng )，老侦(zhēn )探戴(dài )夫（汤米·李·琼斯 Tommy Lee Jones 饰）正在调查一(🈶)(yī(😡) )起(🥒)恶(😥)性(🐏)凶(💺)杀(🈴)(shā )案件，这位(wèi )凶残的杀手在(zài )镇上着实引(yǐn )起了不小的(de )恐慌。随着(zhe )调查的(🛳)深(✈)入(🎌)，戴(🎶)夫(🆖)发(😆)现(🧓)案(àn )情变(biàn )得愈加(jiā )扑朔(shuò )迷离，一个名叫巴尔博尼（约翰(hàn )·古(gǔ )德曼 John Goodman 饰(shì )）的(de )男(💭)人(🐚)浮出了水面，成(🧓)为(🗒)了(🍿)(le )戴(🏑)夫(💐)的(🧦)(de )主(🏾)要(yào )怀疑对象。 毛利小五郎和牌友连续12小(xiǎo )时痛打(dǎ )麻将(jiāng )车轮战，精(jīng )神(❓)恍(👐)惚(✌)之(🌯)下(🏈)误(🤾)(wù(🚣) )将沾着葡萄(táo )皮的白板当(dāng )作一饼导致(zhì )咋和，结果从(cóng )此痛恨一饼(bǐng )。小(🃏)五(🧦)郎(🛵)的(➗)(de )愚(😲)蠢(🍑)举(🌒)动令(lìng )柯南、元太、步美等人乐(lè )不可(kě )支，阿(ā )笠博(bó )士还专门讲解了麻将牌的由(🎂)来(🔀)与(yǔ )念法(fǎ )。此(👁)后(😓)(hò(😨)u )无(🥐)论(📭)(lù(🍄)n )小(🏨)兰和柯南怎样劝阻，小(xiǎo )五郎都(dōu )一意(yì )孤行，执意(yì )将一饼打出去。适值此(🆑)时(🦉)(shí(✡) )，七(😖)夕(🕤)(xī(😫) )将(🐲)近(jìn )，牌馆也立(lì )起了竹子短签(qiān )。这个习俗(sú )勾起了小兰(lán )小学时候的(de )一(⛴)段(📥)回(💐)忆(📴)，当(🏡)(dā(🎻)ng )年(🍓)小兰在短(duǎn )签上写下“希望妈妈回(huí )家”的愿望，结果受到同(tóng )学大(dà )介的欺(qī )负与(yǔ )嘲(🍏)笑(🎑)。七夕当天，妈妈(📕)果(🕊)然(📽)回(🗽)家(🔰)(jiā(🗃) )，而(✒)(ér )次日大(dà )介也(yě )跑来向小兰道歉。原来这(zhè )一切都(dōu )是新(xīn )一这个小绅(🥙)(shē(🆓)n )士(🧕)暗(🥝)中(😕)努(♑)力(🥕)的结果……