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40岁(✏)(suì(🤯) )的Jerry Ferro一事无成，想当年他曾(céng )经是(shì )个很有前(🚃)途的年青业余拳(quán )手，外号“重锤出击” ，其(☔)后(🍼)(hò(💓)u )当(👞)过(guò )建筑工人和多(duō )份工作，目(mù )前当(dāng )体(🎏)育(💇)馆(🏹)晚(😝)上(👳)拳(😆)(quá(🛵)n )击兴趣班的教练(liàn )，学生都是中(zhōng )年的中产(❇)阶级。教练(liàn )Eddie Bell 叫他(tā )和职(zhí )业拳坛明日(🚜)之(🗂)星(🔃)(xī(📚)ng )Malice Blake打几回合(hé )，谁(shuí )料Jerry一拳把他击倒(dǎo )，Jerry觉得应(🥨)(yī(👺)ng )该(🔇)重(📗)(chó(👒)ng )回(🏑)拳(🥥)坛(🉐)。从此他(tā )停止20年的(de )闲散(sàn )生活，而向奥林匹(😧)克金牌(pái )进发(fā )…… The Black Cat, set in 1840 Philadelphia, has the great writer Edgar Allan Poe, struggling with alcoholism, writers block, as well as being out of ideas, short on cash, and tormented by his wife Virginia's black cat that will either destroy his life or inspire him to write one of his most famous stories. It's turning out to be a pretty rotten Christmas for the Saunders family. Having just moved to a new city from Los Angeles, they have no friends, no money and, with the exception of the bright-eyed Mary, no Christmas spirit. To make matters worse, their mother is stuck in L.A., stranded by airline overbookings. So, the Christmas shopping duties fall on Dad and the gloomy kids. Things start looking a bit more like Christmas when 12-year old Brian and 6-year old Mary find a satchel of money at the local mall and they launch a Yuletide shopping spree...that is, until the crooks who counterfeited the money chase them through the mall packed with holiday shoppers. 一個失意的新郎(🗺)，在(⭕)(zà(🌫)i )朋(📁)友(yǒu )的慫恿下，出席了一個在(zài )萬聖(shèng )節舉(🕛)行(🚢)的(♈)獨(🌶)木(🈂)(mù(🔁) )舟(💽)團。一个(gè )失意(yì )的新郎，在朋(péng )友的怂恿下(🧑)，出(chū )席了一个在万(wàn )圣节举行的独木(🏿)(mù(🧙) )舟(🖍)团(🆕)。 途(tú )中遇(yù )上了四個在河岸(àn )邊點燃火(huǒ(😝) )堆(🥞)的(🕧)(de )性(🔝)感(💶)美(🙈)女(👿)，以(🌰)為(wéi )得到上天(tiān )恩賜(cì )。途中遇上了四(sì )个(🎱)在河岸(àn )边点(diǎn )燃火堆的性感美女，以(🤞)为(🌰)(wé(🙋)i )得(⭕)到(dào )上天恩赐。 但後來發現這(zhè )幾個(gè )女人(🛐)的(🕦)致(🖨)命(🏎)計(㊗)劃(🚽)後(⏭)，他們(men )由興(xìng )奮變成了恐懼(jù )。但后来发(fā )现(🚃)这(zhè )几个女人的致(zhì )命计划后，他们(men )由(🏥)兴(💩)奋(🌄)变(💙)成了(le )恐惧。 新郎展開(kāi )了對朋友(yǒu )們的(de )救贖(🔈)行(📺)動(😣)，誓(🥙)要(⛔)(yà(🐁)o )在(🔄)變(🏉)成 人(rén )類祭(jì )品前，將他們拯(zhěng )救出來。新郎(💧)(láng )展开了对朋友们(men )的救赎行(háng )动，誓要(😳)在(🏄)变(🕌)成(🕷) 人类祭品前，将他(tā )们拯救出来。 《精武魂》讲的(🚟)(de )是(🐮)中(🔆)国(🏷)功(🧜)夫(💢)如(🐁)何打败日本(běn )、俄(é )罗斯等国高手(shǒu )，粉碎(💭)了“东亚(yà )病夫”称呼的(de )侮辱，擂台(tái )的胜(🔡)(shè(🕉)ng )利(🕎)让(🏒)中国人恢(huī )复了自信，而此(cǐ )时日本人(rén )却(🚉)暗(📡)(à(♋)n )下(🕌)毒(🧕)手(👐)。影(🍁)片(🥢)注(zhù )重动作场(chǎng )面的(de )拍摄，邀请了香(xiāng )港著(🔄)名袁(yuán )家班(bān )出任武术指导，电影里多(😻)(duō(💃) )场(🕙)擂(🤑)(lèi )台之战更是让人看得心惊(jīng )肉跳(tiào )，原汁(⚽)原(🎯)味(🌻)的(📩)中(🏠)国(🤸)功(🙀)夫。 16 year old NINA has ditched ballet lessons to work weekends in a strip club, seeking financial independence from her rich father who has recently remarried a 22 year old model. ALEX, a 30 year old architect, sees her act when dragged to the strip club one night by a builder mate. Alex is appointed to redesign the theater facilities at Nina's school and soon their paths cross again. Despite his misgivings about their age gap, a romance starts to blossom. In many ways Nina drives things on, and Alex is smitten. But when both their worlds start to come unstuck over the relationship the strength of their love is put to the test. 1974年，美国费城。大学毕业的吉(jí )姆·埃里斯(🌨)由于黑(hēi )人身份找不(bú )到任(rèn )何工作(📎)，看(🤳)着(🚣)(zhe )那(📻)些贫民窟(kū )的年(nián )轻孩子们因为(wéi )公共篮(📬)球(🐨)场(📗)被(📲)拆(🏤)(chā(🔋)i )而(🌘)无处可(kě )去，热爱游泳的吉姆(mǔ )暗暗有了(le )想法(🚈)(fǎ )。在朋友埃尔斯(sī )顿的帮助(zhù )下，吉(✈)姆(🕍)租(🌇)了(😕)当地废(fèi )弃的游泳(yǒng )场馆(guǎn )，开设了一个游泳(🏫)俱(🥕)乐(🏚)部(🕝)(bù(🈚) )。