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After the old-books shop closes, portraits of the Strumpet, Death, and the Devil come to life and amuse themselves by reading stories--about themselves, of course, in various guises and eras. Four of the stories are literary horror stories (one by Poe, one by R. L. Stevenson), and the last one is a comedy involving a fake haunting. 罗马帝国(guó )时期恺撒(🔢)的(de )军队(📫)横扫欧洲(🌌)，却对高(🗂)卢(🕹)的(de )一个(⏳)小村庄(zhuāng )无能为力。原因是这里(lǐ )的巫(🙊)师会调(🐉)(diào )制一(🤛)种(🛎)让(ràng )人(🕗)(rén )力大无(🚰)比(bǐ )的药水。为(wéi )了打败这个(gè )村子恺(🍿)撒让(rà(☝)ng )人绑架(🔶)了(🏿)巫(wū )师(🍷)把他送(🆖)到(🌨)(dào )大洋对岸的(de )地方(fāng )去。村里的(de )勇士阿斯特(tè(🏙) )里克斯(🦔)和(🆔)他(tā )的(🛬)伙伴奥(🖕)普(🎩)(pǔ )里克(👐)斯一直(zhí )追到了大洋(yáng )尽头，这就(jiù )是(😅)美洲大(🐘)陆(lù )。在这(🏣)里他(tā(🔨) )们(🍾)和印第(🍻)安(ān )人交上了朋友，成功救回了(le )巫师，并(👉)及(jí )时(🎇)回到高(🤐)卢(⭕)(lú )，拯救(🈴)了村(cūn )民(🧒)。 The New Women is a post-apocalyptic adventure about Lisa LaStrada (Mary Woronov) and her small town group of women friends who clearly haven't come a long way, baby. Lisa spends her nights pining over the infidelities of her philandering sheriff husband who is having an affair with her nemesis, Virginia Van Upp (Roma Maffia). A recovering alcoholic, Lisa falls off the wagon and tries in vain to drown her sorrows in booze, drugs and RV fantasies until one day, at a local barbeque, along comes a huge rainstorm that quite literally puts everyone in the entire world to sleep. In a couple of days, slowly but surely, all of the women wake up to a world that has come to a complete standstill. Well, not a complete standstill, their men remain fast asleep in comas, getting erections every forty-five minutes. There was definitely something in that rain! Now Lisa and her friends struggle to rebuild their world (and face their issues of low self-esteem) until they realize by degrees, as their men start dying and food starts to run out, that there's no hope for survival in isolated Lacuna. So they hit the road following a shaky radio signal to find a new model of society made by women for women called Elysium. But the brave new world has way more out there than they bargained for. Will the new-age hippy chicks and angry, jilted lady bikers they cross on the winding path to Elysium stand in our heroines' way of true happiness? Or is Elysium, too, just another impossible dream? 1994年，南(nán )方某开放(fàng )城(chéng )市。某公(gōng )司董(📼)事长徐(💆)(xú )景风(💼)和(🅱)总经(jī(😟)ng )理于杰(🏥)在(🏓)大(dà )门(💗)口迎接上(shàng )班职工。于(yú )总向徐董介(jiè(🐃) )绍着(zhe )发(🍦)展(🤰)部经理(😾)(lǐ )袁方(🐝)，徐(🥖)董(dǒng )的(💰)秘书梁忆(yì )帆走近，徐(xú )董低声告诉(sù(🤛) )她，下班(🤐)后(hòu )见。徐(💴)董陪(pé(🙌)i )外(🥐)商参观(🧕)车(chē )间，对袁方(fāng )管辖部门的工作表示(🐾)满意，称(🎱)赞他是(🔗)个(🤕)(gè )人才(🏹)，并请(qǐng )他(🕦)出任公司(sī )的工会主席(xí )。袁方推辞(cí )不掉，只(🔉)(zhī )好答(💗)应(🥟)。梁(liáng )忆(🐞)帆按时(🥖)等(➖)(děng )徐董(🎛)赴约，但徐董失约(yuē )了。公司几(jǐ )位党员(💟)开支(zhī(🖐) )部会议，分(🕒)(fèn )析公(📺)(gō(🖌)ng )司劳资(📳)关系(xì )的紧张情况(kuàng )，要求袁方(fāng )发挥(🐨)工会主(🚼)(zhǔ )席的作(🗺)用……(🌳) 暴风雨来(💮)(lái )临的一晚， 闪电下清楚(chǔ )地看见一个(🤞)(gè )小男(👀)孩在农(🌈)场(⏮)的一棵(🤗)大树下(xià(🤘) )躲雨。这个(gè )孩子叫米卡(kǎ )。 他的来到(dào )，将会怎(🧦)样(yàng )改(⏺)变(⛩)艾琳娜(🍔)(nà )和她(🔖)祖(🎯)母(mǔ )卡(💀)瓒的生活(huó )呢? 艾琳娜现(xiàn )在有着非常(😭)(cháng )幸福(🌺)的生活(huó(🔢) )，爱她的(🦏)未(🏬)(wèi )婚夫(🌫)和疼她(tā )的奶奶。但(dàn )是她(tā )却发现，米(🍦)(mǐ )卡身(💁)上居然(rá(📛)n )有一块(👸)她家(jiā )的(🌛)绣布，而(ér )这使她陷入(rù )了痛苦的回(huí(😧) )忆中。 5个(🛂)大(dà )学(👰)生(👨)为了处(🛃)(chù )理宿舍(🐻)里顽(wán )皮小女孩的鬼魂(hún )，他们意外(wài )地把杀(🃏)死小(xiǎ(🎺)o )女(🐹)孩的杀(🌀)手(shǒu )征(🍋)召(🤣)回来。 大(🚚)学四年级(jí )女生春雨（钟欣桐）的好(🐏)友清幽(🤦)(yōu )某日收(⛅)到神(shé(🐇)n )秘(🤐)短信后(🕹)，将春雨带去(qù )一栋被废弃(qì )的教学楼(🧟)，并请春(🧜)雨帮(bāng )她(😜)拍(pāi )下(💶)照片，在(zà(🛴)i )计算机里看(kàn )拍的照片时(shí )，春雨只感(❤)(gǎn )受到(🚎)恐惧，产(🛷)生(🔴)不祥的(🌚)(de )预感，不久(📒)(jiǔ )，清幽离奇(qí )死亡，春雨(yǔ )在其手机里看到(dà(🎳)o )“GAME OVER”的短信(🌓)(xì(〽)n )。 这是一(🧓)部(bù )典(🐻)型(💔)的90年代(📬)(dài )怪诞喜剧风(fēng )格的恐怖电(diàn )影。本片(🧘)讲(jiǎng )述(🎼)了一个(gè(👶) )叫做格(💇)雷(🚱)戈(gē )里(🗿)的男人从(cóng )许愿井疗养(yǎng )院被释放后(🔑)(hòu )，他希(🔙)望能(néng )够(🖥)让小孩(🌍)子(zǐ )们高(🕤)兴，因此他(tā )重新打开了(le )陈旧的冰淇(qí(🔔) )淋工厂(✉)的大(dà(💤) )门(🐟)，然而，总(✈)有一些小(❇)(xiǎo )孩子不领情(qíng )，所以格雷(léi )戈里就把这(zhè )些(👯)小孩都(♐)做(🚯)(zuò )成了(🎞)“独特的(🐸)”冰(🦏)淇淋..... 文(♐)森(sēn )的妻子三年(nián )前死于凶杀(shā )，文森(🔯)的生(shē(🔯)ng )活也因此(⬅)变(biàn )得(🔴)破(⬆)碎。邻(lí(🐒)n )居爱丽丝(sī )由于喜欢文(wén )森，希望文(wé(🍶)n )森重新(🌀)回到(dào )从(🕴)前，并且(🍈)(qiě )不断的(🏚)鼓励(lì )他，为了文(wén )森能够快乐，决(jué )定(😊)根据从(✖)案(àn )件(🧚)中(😎)了解的(🐊)(de )情况制造(🍈)出(chū )罪魁祸首，并让他落入(rù )到文森手中(zhōng )。文(🏰)森发现(🐠)(xià(🎚)n )“真凶”后(🥏)(hòu )，将其(😲)杀(🕋)死(sǐ )以(🎋)泄愤，但是“凶手”并没(méi )有死去...... 基欧(ōu )玛(🎙)归来了(👋),然(rán )而小(🕍)镇已经(📢)(jī(🤪)ng )被一伙(🍋)暴徒(tú )强盗占据,其(qí )中有自己(jǐ )三个(🍋)亲兄弟(🥄)(dì ),基欧玛(🕵)为了(le )拯(🎵)救小镇,特(🍨)(tè )别是那个已(yǐ )经怀孕的女(nǚ )子,同这(🔻)群强(qiá(🤨)ng )盗展开(✈)了(📐)殊死搏(💬)(bó )斗.他们(🔯)兄弟(dì )间也开始互(hù )相残杀,优美(měi )的音乐,美(🕠)国(guó )西(🚎)部(➕)辽远广(💟)(guǎng )阔的(😪)景(🏘)象,有(yǒ(🍸)u )一场腥风血(xuè )雨......