郭德纲我字系列 第1期

一个(gè )男(😒)人因涉嫌(xián )强奸他说不是他(👻)(tā(🔕) )但有人(rén )说看(kàn )起来像(xiàng )他(🦓)，但受害者坚(jiān )持说就是他(tā(😶) ) "A serial killer uses a scythe to slash his murder victims--or maybe it's *her* murder victims?" Two spinster sisters run a small inn that caters towards young foreign female tourists. Unfortunately, there is a dark side to the sisters that rises up to punish the young women they deem immoral. Many a traveler comes to stay but never end up leaving the inn. When the sister of one patron comes in search of her missing sibling, it threatens to expose the truth behind the inn and its owners... Country-Western Wildcats! Marsha Jordan – the first real star of Sexploitation – is Sweet Georgia, the sex-crazed nympho wife of rancher Big T. Unfortunately, because Big T is an ugly, abusive drunk, Georgia looks for her lovin’ elsewhere – starting with Cal, the stud ranchhand, then moving on to Virginia, Big T’s daughter, who spends her days riding her horsey in the nude. Of course, since Georgia’s only Virgina’s stepmom, the two think a little down-home girl-girl action is perfectly fine, especially around a romantic campfire. But when Georgia makes it with dumb ol’ Leroy, everything gets violent. Yup, just when you think you’ve got this film figured out, an accidental death somehow escalates into one grisly murder after another. Plus: See what happens when a country singer meets a Country Hooker as Dave and his pal Billy B get detoured from a gig at a country-western bar by sexy hitchhikers Jen and Su (played by cinema sex kittens Sandy Dempsey and the legendary Rene Bond). The girls, however, are actually in the employ of sleazy Mike, The Singing Pimp, who wants the boys waylaid so he can continu polluting the bar with his prostitution racket and rotten music. But when Jen and Su end up falling for the two dumb lugs, Mike adds “strangler” to his already unsavory resume’…. So saddle up and ride with these two Drive-In classicks direct from the vaults of producer Harry Novak (Country Cuzzins) featuring plenty of sex, violence, and godawful singing! 茫(🦉)茫(🎻)(máng )宇宙中一颗(kē )无名(míng )星球(🍙)上，生(shēng )活着体形悬殊的两种(🎗)生(shēng )物。占主导(dǎo )地位的是戴(👗)(dà(🚦)i )格斯(sī )人，他们身(shēn )形巨大(dà(🛒) )，拥有极高的文(wén )明和智慧，可(🥃)以使精神摆脱(tuō )肉体自在游(🕎)(yóu )弋；与(yǔ )之相对的是奥姆(🙏)(mǔ(🐞) )斯人，他们(men )具有地球人的外表(🚈)和身(shēn )形，社会形(xíng )态原始落(🚌)后，在(zài )戴格斯人面(miàn )前有如(🌨)蝼(🖌)蚁，于是当仁(rén )不让(ràng )成为这(🏓)(zhè )些巨人的奴(nú )隶和(hé )玩物(🌝)。奥姆(mǔ )斯人具有顽强的生命(✋)力(🍍)(lì )和繁(fán )殖能力(lì )，他们的数(🥜)量与(yǔ )日俱增，造(zào )成了统(tǒ(🕣)ng )治者的困扰。于(yú )是，一场针(zhē(👃)n )对奥姆斯人的剿(jiǎo )灭战随即(🥊)展(🔂)(zhǎn )开。这(zhè )本是一场微不足(zú(📴) )道的如同剿(jiǎo )灭害虫的行动(🦃)，但一个(gè )不起(qǐ )眼的奥(ào )姆(🆔)斯(🏓)人改变了双(shuāng )方的格局。泰尔(🏥)是被一个戴格斯女(nǚ )孩豢(huà(👀)n )养的奥(ào )姆斯男性宠(chǒng )物，他(🚘)通(🍁)过主人(rén )的教学机器学到了(💸)戴格(gé )斯人(rén )先进的(de )科学文(❄)化知识。偶然机会，泰尔逃(táo )离(🙈)戴格斯家庭，成为了领导(dǎo )奥(🗓)姆(🎨)斯人对抗统(tǒng )治者的领袖(xiù(🥇) )…… 伍(wǔ )德全為人樂觀，不務(🌳)正業，憑著他的小聰明在都市(🐿)(shì(🏻) )裡打(dǎ )滾。因(yīn )欠下小旅店三(🅱)個(gè )多月房租，女工林小燕對(🧤)他其深表(biǎo )同情(qíng )。伍設(shè )計(🔙)欺(📫)騙旅店(diàn )老闆(pǎn )及一老華僑(👭)(qiáo )，事敗，伍悄悄逃離澳(ào )門赴(🌐)(fù )港謀生(shēng )。伍扺港後，結(jié )識(🦓)一失意之(zhī )國畫家(jiā )辛極貴(🐽)，向(🦇)彼獻(xiàn )計裝死，以(yǐ )騙畫商。事(♌)敗，伍與辛(xīn )又利(lì )用另一(yī(🔝) )機會騙得一群顧(gù )客及外國(🐵)遊(♎)(yóu )客。最後，伍捲入「收(shōu )買騎(🏋)(qí )師」事(shì )件中，外圍公司(sī(🔠) )命打手向伍(wǔ )圍毆，幸脫險。伍(🚕)醒(🧜)後(hòu )只見(jiàn )小燕獨(dú )伴身旁(⛺)看護(hù )，伍(wǔ )向小燕表白(bái )一(🔽)切，決心改過自新。 Park, a bar owner, is forced into paying extortion money to the local gangsters. When Yong-cheol, a customer, sees this, he is outraged and tries to beat up the gangsters, but he is overwhelmed by their numbers. The gangsters cut off Yong-cheol's leg to teach him a lesson. Park and a young boy assist Yong-cheol in forging a new leg out of iron to use as a weapon to defeat the gangsters. 影片(piàn )敘述(🚠)了(le )一對流浪街頭的(de )窮孩子，生(🌭)(shē(😍)ng )活在社(shè )會的底層，卻有(yǒu )著(🔧)人類善良(liáng )同情的天性。成(ché(⛎)ng )為江家(jiā )班弟(dì )子後，他經常(🍤)利(🎲)用小聰(cōng )明來輔助說(shuō )明大(✔)家，儘管身上也有(yǒu )一些(xiē )惡(🕺)習，但他的身世卻博(bó )得了鄧(🌹)律(📌)師(shī )的同情，並向他伸出援(yuá(🅿)n )助之(zhī )手，面(miàn )對黑幫勢力(lì(💮) )，他(tā )們團結一致(zhì )，不畏強暴(📏)，最終將他(tā )們一(yī )網打盡(jìn )，此(🛁)時人們驚奇(qí )地發現原來(lá(🔺)i )她是一(yī )個女孩子。