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You can't hold too much against this knowing that it was made in four days, and I had expected it to be campy anyway. (It's not all that campy in reality. With the exception of Kevin Kalisher and Huntley Ritter, who don't take themselves seriously, the rest of the cast plays it halfway straight; Riley Smith is exceptionally bad.) The ridiculous story is actually paid attention to, which kind of shocked me; I assumed the whole purpose with these ultra-low-budget horror movies was to cater to the basest sexual fantasies and not give a damn about the story, but they use lots of words like "technological" and "physicality" in the script to get their point across. (Although it's possible that the story is important only to explain why there's so few cast members.) Nobody cares about this stupid storyline, and the only things that are interesting in the film are the mocking of cults and the soft-core homoeroticisms (which aren't all that edgy). I would have enjoyed it more if there were just some random killings for no reason. The film is grainy, with a TV-quality look and acting level. There are a few "sexy" scenes that are alright -- the boys writhing in bed in their boxers, feeling themselves up; or being tied down and making orgasmic faces while wine is poured on them -- and some of them are kinda funny. And I liked the digs at L. Ron Hubbard and the intended irony of a story about religious cultists told with intense gay overtones, but it still isn't any good. 3/10 剧情(qíng )： 杰(😘)(jié(🆚) )是黑(hēi )道最声名(🥒)显赫(📁)的金牌杀(🍻)手，然(🕡)(rán )而赢(yíng )尽各(gè )堂(💡)口，但却败给了肝(🐤)癌，杰知(zhī )时日(🛀)(rì )无(🎠)(wú )多(duō )，遂抛下一切(⛄)，千里迢迢走到泰(🏓)国(guó )，一(yī )心要在有(🔏)限的日子，再尝(🍫)与家(💥)人乐(lè )叙(xù )天(tiā(🦍)n )伦的(de )滋味。原来当年(🚢)杰父(🏙)亲的港经(⛪)(jīng )营(🛶)餐(cān )馆(guǎn )，遇到杰(🌻)之仇家破坏，伙父受(👱)伤之(🥉)余(yú )更(gè(💄)ng )大(dà(🥗) )受打击，其后患上(🕟)老(🐴)人痴呆症，杰(jié )兄(🔵)(xiōng )长(🔆)(zhǎng )仁滋(zī(〰) )无可(👴)忍之下，与杰反目并(🌮)与父(fù )母移(yí )民(🦍)到(dào )泰国，及后(💥)仁更(✒)获当地富商陈(chén )议(🛁)员(yuán )赏(shǎng )识(shí )，充(😹)当其助手。杰到达泰(⤵)国后欲与(yǔ )父(➗)(fù )母(🧠)(mǔ )见面，但却遭全(🍬)连番阻止并将他赶(⛸)(gǎn )走(🤘)，杰黯(àn )然(🏠)离去(🐖)，一心想等候机会(🌽)向仁(rén )及父(fù )母(mǔ(⚾) )表(biǎ(💘)o )白认错，却(🔑)在途(🤶)中遇上问题少女(🖤)JOJO陈(😐)(chén )议(yì )员(yuán )之女(🈸)儿，母亲早逝，而(🐘)其父(💉)却只顾(gù )工(gōng )作(zuò(🙇) )对她(tā )疏于照顾(🍪)，自暴自弃之下(🚻)误交(♏)(jiāo )损友(yǒu )，但(dà(🈴)n )自从(🎧)来出现以后，便认(🤫)定杰为心中(zhōng )英(yī(🥎)ng )雄(xióng )。杰遭仁赶(🐒)走后(😤)决定与红颜知己(🌌)CANDY在(zài )泰(tài )国(guó )开餐(♎)馆，一(🎨)心静候，机(💋)会与(💇)父母见(jiàn )面，后得(😛)(dé )到仁妻JOYCE协助下，得(😎)偿心(🌩)愿并与(yǔ(😷) )父母(🌻)(mǔ )冰(bīng )释(shì )前嫌(🏂)。JOJO明(👆)查暗访之下代到(🌹)杰，经常(cháng )苦(kǔ(👙) )苦(kǔ(📰) )痴缠，又与CANDY为敌，誓要(⏪)从CANDY手中抢走(zǒu )杰(👗)(jié )，CANDY则觉(jiào )得JOJO像(🌚)极当(🎳)年的自己，不知(🐷)好气(♐)(qì )不是(shì )好(hǎo )笑(🙃)(xiào )。与此同时，当地黑(🥑)帮亦螵出杰处(🌇)(chù )身(🏠)(shēn )之(zhī )地，到来捣(🎚)乱之余并将JOJO掳走…(🤒)… 正(💰)(zhèng )逢(féng )1999年(🐎)(nián )，面(🔁)臨20世紀末的地球(🏞)，為即將復活(huó )宇宙(💉)(zhòu )間(⏹)的(de )邪惡魔(📭)女格(🧟)蘭狄努，旗下的邪(🔫)(xié(🥂) )惡組(zǔ )織(zhī )災(zā(🤦)i )魔一族宣示要(🚇)將大(🤞)魔女復活的關鍵(jià(💎)n )就(jiù )是(shì )，用天然(📤)災害來侵略地球，讓(🤴)大魔(mó )女(nǚ )格(🦃)(gé )蘭(⛑)狄(dí )努重返人間(🦋)，斷絕地球資源，世紀(🎇)(jì )末(mò )將(jiāng )是(🚫)一場(🎵)浩劫。 『修羅がゆ(🖍)く』のスタッフが(😟)描く(🚃)新たなる(🏖)極道(🆓)巨編！ Pupil Tobias is a big Beatles fan. He knows everything about his favourite group. All the pieces of trivia he has collected seem to be pieces of a puzzle which lead to the only possible conclusion: Paul McCartney has died early and was replaced with a double by the band's management. Now Tobias has to communicate his findings.