龙门镖局 豆瓣 正片

This comedic political satire lampoons Russian communist leader Josef Stalin and ridicules the brief period of communism in Italy following World War II. The leader has sex on a bedspread with his own likeness. A hammer and sickle, along with a swastika, is prominently displayed on the posterior of his lovely mistress. The film continues with a series of sight gags, puns and short sketches with some brief interludes of female nudity. The finale finds Stalin's coffin being removed from the mausoleum in Red Square in Moscow and Italy finding another government. ~ Dan Pavlides, Rovi 东(🕟)北(běi )某地(🏋)小(xiǎ(🏷)o )山村卧虎(💞)屯，在(🕥)村(cūn )民(mín )自治(😓)委员会换届选(🎼)(xuǎn )举(jǔ )的过程(🃏)中，发生的(de )一些(😐)故事。 During the rule of the Taliban in Afghanistan about 3 million Afghans, who were mostly illegal immigrants, entered Iran; causing numerous problems for the Iranian society to accept them. This film is the story of a 17 year old rural girl by the name of Mahi, who comes from a war-stricken family in the southern Iran. Mahi falls in love with an Afghan student named Hairan, who has come to their village to work. But Mahi's family being strictly against her marriage to an Afghan, forces Mahi to choose one between her family and an Afghan lad. 日本战国(guó )时期，分属不同大名(míng )的忍(rěn )者(zhě(🌹) )集团也在暗处(🎌)(chù )进行(háng )着(zhe )角(🚂)力。在一个月朗(🛃)(lǎng )星稀的夜晚(🔫)，伊贺忍(rěn )者耶(😪)麻汰（三元雅(📝)芸(yún ) 饰）(🔵)、阵(🕡)内（柏原(💏)收(shō(🌀)u )史 饰(shì )）(🏣)、老(🚻)鼠等人执(🔣)行刺(👿)(cì )探(tàn )任(💞)务时(🌴)意外与对(🔗)手(shǒ(⚓)u )相碰，期间(🚤)天空(🥎)中忽(hū )然飘过(🦇)一个巨大的火(⬜)(huǒ )球，令(lìng )众人(🌧)颇感意外。耶(yē(🏃) )麻(má )汰等回到村中后，在首领的指示下又去(qù )森林(🤟)中探查火球的(🗺)真(zhēn )相。途(tú )中(🤣)他们邂逅同(tó(🎓)ng )属一(yī )派(pài )的(🔝)凛林（肘井美(🦋)佳(jiā ) 饰）及其(🧦)同伴，众人(📵)(rén )结(🧢)伴同行。结(📢)果在(🌟)密(mì )林中(🏋)，伊贺(🆔)忍者们遭(🌚)(zāo )到(🦉)不(bú )明(mí(🥧)ng )生物(♟)的袭击。对(🤞)方(fā(🚊)ng )敏(mǐn )捷迅速，杀(📡)伤力巨(jù )大，忍(🍓)者们接二连三(🚑)(sān )遇害。耶麻汰(✈)、阵内(nèi )、凛(🌎)(lǐn )林(lín )等人虽侥幸逃出，殊(shū )不知来自外星的异(yì(🐼) )型正大肆繁衍(🤼)。 刚恢(huī )复工作(🔪)的老县长，推(tuī(🎉) )迟儿(ér )子(zǐ )的(🎀)婚礼，领导(dǎo )盐(📯)碱(jiǎn )滩(tā(🌏)n )群众(🧓)脱贫致富(🚌)，终(zhō(👶)ng )于(yú )使该(⚓)大队(🍅)几十条光(🆔)(guāng )棍(🌛)娶上媳妇(🐬)。 Ein Hund, zwei Koffer und die ganz große Liebe