复仇者联盟 豆瓣 第2集

They're cute, they're happy, they're cuddly, they love life, and they die in the most gruesome ways - every single episode. Meet Cuddles the rabbit, Flakey the dandruff-ridden porcupine, Sniffles the brainy anteater, Lumpy the moose, Toothy the beaver, Giggles the Chipmunk, Handy the handless carpenter beaver, Petunia the sweet-smelling skunk, Nutty the glass-eyed sweets-loving squirrel, Splendid the flying super-squirrel, Russell the pirate, the ever-dancing Disco Bear, Flippy the war veteran bear with constant flashbacks, Pop the pipe-smoking father bear and his cub Cub, Lifty the kleptomaic raccoon, Shifty, his partner in crime and of course the Mole - also blind as one. Together, they experience life at its worst in their cute little world. And they teach us all a lesson of what can go wrong, no matter how cute you are or how hard you try. 1884年，正(🍒)值英国(guó )对(duì )苏丹的殖(zhí )民(🏿)战争(🚎)期间(jiān )。出身军(jun1 )官家庭的(🚴)英国(🍑)(guó )军官哈里·法弗沙姆(👺)(mǔ )（(👸)希斯·莱(lái )杰 Heath Ledger 饰）刚(gā(👓)ng )刚(♟)与(🗂)未(🚑)婚妻黛绮（凯(kǎi )特·(📰)哈(🍉)德(😩)森(✳) Kate Hudson 饰(shì )）订婚。然而在得知(💀)(zhī(🍣) )他(📘)所带领(lǐng )的(de )精锐部队(duì(🧕) )将(🐟)要(😉)出海前往苏丹与当地穆(🏃)斯(🚈)林(🥀)作(zuò )战的计划(huá )后(hòu )，哈里纠(🏜)(jiū )结在对幸(xìng )福(fú )生活的憧(👊)(chōng )憬与对战争的恐惧与质疑(📽)之中(🍨)，还(hái )是辞去职(zhí )务(wù )离(♑)开了(🛰)军(jun1 )队。为了嘲(cháo )讽哈里的(💽)(de )怯(🏾)懦(🕹)，他的三(sān )位好友和黛绮(🚛)寄(🏠)给(😜)他(📶)(tā )象征耻辱(rǔ )的(de )四根(♏)白(✈)羽(💽)(yǔ(🚁) )毛。众叛亲离的痛苦(kǔ )和(🌪)前(🏔)线(🌅)不断传(chuán )来的死亡(wáng )名(🍔)单(🚛)，时(👣)刻(kè )折磨着哈(hā )里(lǐ )，他(🤔)感到(🐛)(dào )深深的愧疚与自责。为了挽(🗽)回荣誉(yù )，哈里乔(qiáo )装(zhuāng )成阿(🚞)拉伯(bó )人孤身一(yī )人(rén )前往(⛱)苏丹(🦈)(dān )去挽救战友们的生命(😠)。 在一(🕷)次执行(háng )任务中，警(jǐng )察(🍋)尼(😛)克(💑)（杰森·帕特(tè )里克 Jason Patric 饰(😶)）(🤟)无(🚑)意(🏩)中开枪击(jī )中了一名(📲)孕(🙇)妇(💤)，这(🚓)场(chǎng )悲剧让尼(ní )克(kè )丢(💾)掉(💒)了(🔏)饭(fàn )碗，也让他深深的陷(🙌)(xià(🚭)n )入(💴)了自责的情(qíng )绪中无法(🗞)(fǎ )自(📊)拔。一场(chǎng )恶性凶杀(shā )案(àn )的(⬅)发生让(ràng )城市陷入了恐慌，在(🚲)和罪犯周旋的(de )过程中，警(jǐng )方(🈁)损失(🐓)惨(cǎn )重。无奈(nài )之(zhī )下，警(🛩)方(fā(👲)ng )找到了尼克，希望他能够(🦕)协(📟)助(🌖)破案(àn )，与此同(tóng )时(shí )，他(🔩)们(🐸)许(🤞)(xǔ(🛁) )下了承诺，若果杰克(kè(🏢) )出(🦐)色(😌)的(🥗)完成任(rèn )务，他将重新回(⛰)到(🤚)警(😞)(jǐng )察的岗位(wèi )上(shàng )来。 1942年(💄)的(🛷)(de )法(🕯)国正处在被德国纳(nà )粹(🌃)占领(🍋)的水深(shēn )火热阶段(duàn )，所有犹(🎹)太(tài )人都被赶(gǎn )出(chū )家园统(🔫)一(yī )关在一起。小莫里斯的全(♌)家也(🕳)不例(lì )外。但莫(mò )里斯却(📐)幸运(🤮)(yùn )地被母亲(qīn )藏(cáng )在了(🏦)窗(🧒)户(🤤)(hù )外面躲过了这场浩劫(🏌)。莫(📘)里(🌰)斯(🚼)不知(zhī )何去何从(cóng )，便(🍴)躲(🍬)到(🦔)邻(♐)(lín )居家。 “快(kuài )乐谷”(Happy Valley High Hamsters)的(de )四名(🔺)自(🧔)信(❎)、无(wú )头绪的啦啦队长(🛺)被(🗓)那(🚫)(nà )些干预“互(hù )联网黑穗(🎨)(suì )病(🏛)”的女教友们错误(wù )地归咎于(🔙)孩子(zǐ )们的卧室(shì )。教堂里的(🤪)(de )女士们聘(pìn )请(qǐng )了斯蒂芬(fē(🧜)n )，一位(🧖)来自当地教区改革学校(🐵)的性(😍)(xìng )暧昧的老(lǎo )师，给啦啦(🙌)(lā(⏸) )队(💟)员上课(kè )。但啦啦队(duì )员(🦋)们(🤪)比(💰)斯(👀)蒂芬更担心……潜伏在(🌷)阴(😦)(yī(🚿)n )影里的是(shì )X先(xiān )生，一个(🧐)(gè(🐣) )邪(➡)恶的主(zhǔ )谋(móu )，他正在(zà(🆘)i )用(🥥)拉(😌)拉队作为(wéi )豚鼠来测试他的(🦅)网络(luò )僵尸统治(zhì )软(ruǎn )件! 在(👥)一个(gè )城市的议会直选中，一(🐳)名歌手获得(dé )广大市民(mín )支(🦋)持下(🍇)高票(piào )当选。可(kě )是(shì )却(🚉)有人(🔄)担(dān )心这个是歌手入侵(🔷)政(🔐)坛(🐱)的开端，于(yú )是使怂恿(yǒ(🎚)ng )政(🕚)府(😥)执(♒)行一(yī )项名为“紧(jǐn )急措(💶)置(👣)１(👣)９号”的法例，好让政府可(🤢)以(🛑)随(⚓)时(shí )拘捕歌手(shǒu )。一众歌(🃏)手(🎥)(shǒ(✈)u )顿然成为(wéi )了(le )被迫害的(de )对象(🔮)，事件一发不可收拾……