疯狂笑话剧情介绍
剧情(🚉)简介：
Ryan has spent years putting his brutal past behind him. A different man now to the stone cold killer he was a lifetime ago. But when an old face from the past arrives on his doorstep, Ryan is called upon to repay a blood debt from years ago. But the price is too high. Betrayed, and with his life falling apart around him, Ryan goes on a murderous, bloody revenge spree against the Ten Men who took his life away from him. Ten men took away his life. Now Ten Men Will Pay. Ten Dead Men is a pulse pounding British action feature, brought to you by the team behind the cult international success 'Left For Dead'. Written by Phil Hobden
Eeks is the four points of the compass, the four ends of the cross, is War, Sex, Religion and Drugs.
野田伍(🙃)(wǔ )郎(láng )（藤(téng )原(🔟)龙(🗒)也 饰）少(shǎo )年时(😻)父(🤣)(fù )母因债台高(📿)筑(👋)(zhù )双双(shuāng )自杀，自此伍郎生活(huó(🤜) )陷(😟)于(yú )黑暗，辗转于(🥧)(yú(💜) )孤儿院(yuàn )、少(⬇)管(🍽)所、黑(hēi )帮等(dě(🖇)ng )边缘地带。回到(🕕)日本(běn )后，他与当年(😾)的好友公(gōng )介(jiè(🎌) )（(🕡)塩谷瞬 饰）、纯(🌭)(chún )、达男合伙(🥌)靠婚姻欺(qī )诈为(🍽)(wé(📳)i )生。
5个大学生为了(😁)(le )处(⛱)(chù )理宿(xiǔ )舍里顽(🙏)皮小女(nǚ )孩的(🥨)鬼魂，他们意外(wà(📋)i )地(〽)把(bǎ )杀死小女孩(🚰)的(📊)杀手(shǒu )征(zhēng )召(🎩)回(🗜)(huí )来。
故事背景(jǐng )为一战(zhàn )时期(📵)的(🥎)德国。曼弗(fú )雷德(🅾)·(🥟)冯·里希特霍(🍜)(huò(💃) )芬是(shì )一名德国(🕦)飞行(háng )员，他(tā(💏) )有着击落80架敌(dí )机(🔯)的(de )傲人战绩，被称(🏄)为(💌)王(wáng )牌中(zhōng )的王(🤯)牌，他的绰号(hà(🚍)o )叫(jiào )“红男爵”。本片(🤷)(pià(✝)n )就是根据这位传(🖼)奇(📫)人(rén )物的(de )生平改(🕘)编而成。
Sci-fi is a rapidly changing genre. It loses impact even more rapidly than horror. Therefore it's virtually impossible to see a sci-fi movie from the past (from the pre-space period, i.e. late 50s) that isn't laughable in some sense. First serious sci-fi epics appeared in the very early 50s, and bearing in mind the first space yarn was filmed by Melies in 1902, we get about 50 years of sci-fi without the very basic concepts of space travel. Where The Trip To The Moon can be dismissed as a funny experiment, The Trip To Mars cannot. This is a serious film. The makers didn't know about weightlessness or the absence of atmosphere in space, plus about a hundred more things we know today. That was the period, when everybody was raving about the channels on Mars, so they naturally assumed there was intelligent life on that planet. Melies shows frogmen and other strange creatures on the Moon; in 1924 there appears the still popular tinfoil dress for Martians in Russian film Aelita. So, in between, we get the Egypto-Greek fairy-tale world of this film: wise old priests being wise; and virgins prancing around, praising virtue in the world, where virtue obviously is as normal and unnoticeable as metabolism. Enter the Earthlings, introducing death and sin. Well, nothing spectacular follows: they soon are "cured" and learn the ways of the righteous. This film is a total orgy of enjoyment. The double feature released by the Danish Film Institute (together with a disaster film from 1916, The End Of The World) boosts their usual superior quality. The Danes began storing and archiving their films very early, so you get a very clean second generation copy from a period when most of US films withdrawn from circulation went to the glue or comb factory. It's a pity this film with so many different locations isn't color tinted. The rather uninspired piano accompaniment, another trade mark of the series from the DFI, tends to grow a bit tedious too. But nevertheless, a remarkable film and something you can show to your friends without being afraid that they'll think you're a weirdo.
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故事发(fā(📴) )生(🏤)在20世纪70年代初的某(mǒu )个夏(xià )日(👊)，供(🍡)职于江陵市(shì )医(🚮)(yī(🤤) )化所(suǒ )某科研(📆)人(🎤)员意(yì )外死亡。得(💋)到报案后(hòu )公(🌂)安(ān )人员迅速出动(🛸)，通过(guò )对现(xiàn )场(😏)的(😡)勘查很快(kuài )判定(🔒)，死者因与另一(💸)(yī )位助(zhù )理陈小(🈂)小(👀)发生过争吵(chǎo )，随(🤴)(suí(🙊) )后服毒自杀。虽然(📖)(rán )被(bèi )判定为(🦐)自杀，但是(shì )陈某(👋)却(🙉)以“逼人致死(sǐ )”的(📧)(de )罪(👡)名锒铛入狱，面(📹)(mià(🍜)n )临(lín )漫长的刑期。时间(jiān )过了将(🦆)近(🏭)十年，当年(nián )参与(🕦)(yǔ(🧚) )办案的侦查员(🈳)李(🚽)安(ān )已(yǐ )成长(zhǎ(💷)ng )为公安战线的(👓)(de )精英，她的未婚夫路(🅿)(lù )沙是(shì )一名科(🔴)研(⏳)工作者，而(ér )且与(👽)(yǔ )陈小小曾有(🌸)过(guò )一段恋(liàn )情(🌩)。李(🈵)安发现(xiàn )未婚(hū(👃)n )夫(🔽)对旧爱还有留恋(⚫)一(yī )度心(xīn )情(🈷)烦躁，不过二人(ré(💆)n )敞(👖)(chǎng )开心扉交流后(🍇)，她(🏻)(tā )发现当年的(🕗)案(🔳)件中存(cún )在许(xǔ )多疑点。
富家子(👄)叶(💤)(yè )春(chūn )华为在友(🌍)侪(🍀)间逞一(yī )时威(🔑)风(🏟), 决意要把夜总(zǒ(📂)ng )会歌(gē )星朱兰(🎍)追到手, 但朱(zhū )兰(lá(🌅)n )钟情(qíng )于穷画家(😟)方(🎉)志(zhì )伟, 故多番拒(Ⓜ)绝春华的(de )追求(🏽)(qiú ). 朱兰眼见志伟郁(🌩)郁不(bú )得志(zhì ), 佯(🗿)称(🔀)志伟为其(qí )表兄(🌗), 请(qǐng )春华介绍(⛪)他到(dào )广告(gào )公(💸)司(🎈)工作, 惟当志伟得(🤽)(dé(🔓) )知实(shí )情, 随即(🏐)愤(🥎)然辞职, 更(gèng )把(bǎ )朱兰斥骂一顿(🐖). 春(😍)华(huá )乃乘虚而入(🥇), 夺(🤢)取伊人(rén )芳心(👥)(xī(🌋)n ), 朱兰不久更怀有(💟)春(chūn )华(huá )骨肉(😁). 一日, 朱兰见母(mǔ )亲(😖)偷(💹)偷外出, 不禁生(🥘)疑(🍣)(yí ), 乃随(suí )母至一(🙀)小屋. 朱兰惊(jī(😠)ng )见(jiàn )母亲(qīn )与一粗(🐆)壮老者(zhě )相会, 一(🕔)问(🚲)之下才知老(lǎo )者(✌)乃(nǎi )叶家老仆(🐨)朱永泰, 而其(qí )母(🍝)只(😺)(zhī )是养母, 是永泰(🎄)(tà(🏣)i )之妻. 至(zhì )于朱兰(🤨)亲母当(dāng )年因(yīn )被春华父亲华(⏮)堂(🍐)奸污(wū ), 不堪(kān )羞(🔅)辱(🦖), 早已自杀身亡(📋)(wá(✊)ng ), 但(dàn )华堂仍迫使家(jiā )中老(lǎo )仆(🦋)永泰将兰父殴毙, 害(🐽)(hà(💇)i )得永(yǒng )泰入狱(♈)多(♓)年, 永泰之(zhī )妻(qī(🚁) )于是把朱兰抚(📲)育成(chéng )人. 朱兰惊悉(📦)身世, 往找(zhǎo )春华(🔙)(huá(🍮) ), 但春华却弃之不(✨)顾(gù ). 永(yǒng )泰不(🈲)(bú )忍兰步其母后(🗓)(hò(🔃)u )尘, 愤而刺毙春华(👅), 再(🚰)度(dù )入狱(yù ).