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身(🕌)无分文的歌(gē )手(shǒu )山姆发现自己(jǐ )染上爱滋病后，终日借酒(jiǔ )消(xiā(📀)o )愁，但很(🍯)快(kuài )就(🥠)(jiù )疯狂(📩)地恋爱(📒)(ài )了(le )。在前东德(🏋)的破(pò )旧环境里，他要为千禧年(nián )、为染上爱(🥙)滋(zī )病(bìng )的年(📵)轻患者(🔹)(zhě )建(jià(🎿)n )立一个(🕝)“家庭”。他(🏊)这个组(✊)建的“家庭(tíng )”包括前任男友(yǒu )Rainer，他的密友Bastl和(hé )他(tā )的性伙伴Mike。这(😵)些形形(🎧)色色的(🎵)“同志”带(🕕)(dài )出(chū(🚵) )一个充满怀(huái )旧(jiù )东欧色彩，甜(tián )蜜(mì )而催人泪下的(de )悲剧故事。
尼克(👚)（杰森(🔭)·贝(bè(⬅)i )特曼 Jason Bateman 饰(🚳)）在(zà(🌯)i )公(gōng )司苦熬八(🆒)年(nián )，起早贪黑卖命工(gōng )作，老板戴夫（凯文·(🍨)史(shǐ )派(pài )西 Kevin Spacey 饰(⏪)）明明(👩)(míng )许(xǔ(🤽) )诺他升(😦)职，却(què(🏾) )临时反(🌆)悔还狠狠奚落了他一番；戴尔（查(chá )理·戴 Charlie Day 饰）是(shì )个(gè(🕹) )牙医助(🎥)手，早(zǎ(🍧)o )就对上(🛋)司朱莉(♑)娅（詹妮弗·安妮斯顿 Jennifer Aniston 饰(shì )）放肆的性骚(sāo )扰(rǎo )忍无可忍(🚈)；科(kē(🥔) )特(tè )（(🏢)杰森·(🕘)苏戴(dà(🏣)i )奇斯 Jason Sudeikis 饰(🔌)）本被视为公(🕵)司接(jiē )班(bān )人，哪想老(lǎo )板(bǎn )突然暴毙，其(qí )子(🌄)鲍比（柯林·(🎿)法瑞尔(🚢) Colin Farrell 饰）擅(💵)自接手(🍂)公司(sī(🏖) )，得意洋(🍔)洋发(fā )挥(huī )自己的二世(shì )祖(zǔ )精神，眼看就要把公司搞垮。三(🏟)个在恶(🧚)(è )老(lǎ(🥘)o )板手下(🉑)受挫的(👡)(de )老(lǎo )友在酒吧聚(jù )头(tóu )，突发奇想决定集体干掉老板，且三人(🥠)(rén )分(fè(👆)n )别避开(📪)自己(jǐ(🚪) )老(lǎo )板(🚼)出手，就(✋)能(néng )逃(táo )开嫌(🥐)疑，成就(jiù )完美谋杀。经过精心策划(huá )，三位老友(⏰)各(gè )出(chū )奇招(🏝)，一场(chǎ(😁)ng )笑(xiào )料(🔩)百出的(🤔)“杀掉(dià(🌨)o )老板”计(🎢)划就此展开……
年(nián )轻的时候，爱(ài )丽丝为自己(jǐ )深(shēn )爱的(💱)男人瓦(🔬)尔德偿(😭)还了巨(🌓)额债务(📞)，多年(nián )后(hòu )的今天，是时(shí )候(hòu )该由他来为(wéi )她(tā )的生活埋(🍳)单了。
小(🗒)男孩没(🤒)事（孙(🌛)天宇 饰(🐡)(shì )）跟(💾)养父罗秉(bǐng )文(🛎)(wén )（黄磊 饰）相(xiàng )依(yī )为命。5岁时，没事语出惊(🧡)人，说自己来(lá(🏈)i )自(zì )火(🌬)星人，令(🥪)(lìng )其(qí(🦂) )父很是(🔻)无奈(nà(🍸)i )。罗秉文为某公司(sī )高级白领，风骚同事Tina（谢(xiè )娜(nà ) 饰）暗恋(🙈)着(zhe )他(tā(🤛) )，不但暗(⛱)送(sòng )秋(🔃)(qiū )波还(🍶)激情示爱，但均被罗秉文婉言谢绝(jué )。倒是顶头上司(sī )陆(lù )小(📱)凤（刘(🕋)仪(yí )伟(🍗)(wěi ) 饰）(🆓)对她情(🗓)有独钟(😲)。罗秉文喜欢的(🌘)是没(méi )事(shì )的幼儿园老(lǎo )师(shī )陈雨（关悦 饰(🌃)(shì )）。不过，没事(🌹)(shì )整天(🚳)闯祸，搞(🏵)得两人(🚏)焦头(tó(🤙)u )烂(làn )额(♍)，大家都(dōu )开(kāi )始相信没事(shì )是(shì )个火星人。财神(shén )（王晶 饰(👊)）跟陆(⛹)小凤谈(🔩)生(shēng )意(🌕)(yì )，其实(🤩)另有(yǒu )图(tú )谋。他想骗(piàn )钱(qián )十万，用于股市救急，没成想东窗(👦)事发(fā(👩) )。此时，没(🙅)事离(lí(🚌) )家(jiā )出(🥦)走，陆小(🔊)(xiǎo )凤(fèng )和Tina刚找(🕉)到他，就被财神一伙绑架了。财(cái )神(shén )发现了没(🥜)事(shì )具(jù )有超(📆)能力的(🎪)秘(mì )密(🌞)，而罗秉(🛀)文等(dě(📕)ng )人则要(🦌)维护正义，一场对(duì )决(jué )就此展开……
《铁人28号》漫(màn )画叙述的(🍿)是在二(🎏)次世界(⛔)大战结(🏕)束后十(👏)年的(de )日本，正处于(yú )战(zhàn )后复苏的阶(jiē )段(duàn )，少年金田正太郎(🚩)与突然(🍑)出现的(🐈)由父亲(😽)(qīn )金(jī(🍼)n )田博士(🌈)所开发(fā )的巨(🍁)大钢铁机(jī )器(qì )人28号相遇，并(bìng )成为操作28号的(⏮)操作员，面(miàn )对(🗨)(duì )暗地(🧡)里活动(⛹)(dòng )的(de )邪(🏮)恶势力(🍗)X团，与28号(👔)并肩而战的(de )故事。按照漫画的设定，“铁人28号”可(kě )说(shuō )是近代第(🛂)一(yī )个(🉑)(gè )巨型(🥕)机器人(🗝)：身高(🔹)10.2公尺、体重31公吨，由少(shǎo )年金田正太郎(láng )手(shǒu )握遥控器远(yuǎ(🧠)n )端(duān )操(🌱)纵。“铁人(🤫)28号”威力(🦐)强大的(🗯)机械身(⚾)躯(qū )，为二战败(👈)北的(de )日本国民重新(xīn )找(zhǎo )回了自信心和(hé )对(💯)科技的信赖感(😘)，也因此(🏹)(cǐ )开(kā(🔓)i )启了日(🚠)本四(sì(🏛) )十(shí )多(🔴)年来对“超(chāo )级机器人”的热(rè )恋风潮。
第一部：上校Rouvier，一(yī )个在(🗜)突尼斯(🚤)(sī )战(zhà(🗽)n )斗中失(😞)去了(le )手(👰)(shǒu )臂的老战士，现在他必须训练自油的法国(guó )伞兵团在英国(🐃)(guó )的(de )部(🕰)队。1944年春(👯)(chūn )，在第(🏄)二次世(💴)界战争(🤬)的决定性时刻(🚀)。经过(guò )一(yī )系列强化训练(liàn )，第一波士兵(bīng )空(⏮)(kōng )降到布列塔(🏎)尼(ní )，准(🌒)备和巴(🚌)顿将军(🗑)的军队(🅱)(duì )的(de )会(🙏)合...
Victor Vautier is incorrigible: he's in constant motion, working several cons at once, using different names and changing disguises. He's charming and outrageous, incapable of uttering a sentence that isn't embellished or an outright lie. His life goal is to make enough money to build a sea wall to protect Mont-Saint-Michel. Charlotte, a parole officer, shows up: she's young and seems taken in by Victor. He discovers she lives above the Senlus Museum, where her parents are the curators. With two pals he decides to steal a priceless El Greco triptych and then ransom it back to the cultural ministry. What will Charlotte do when she realizes he's used her to make a fortune?
马路旁(páng )的(de )高楼上，一个(gè )欲寻短见的姑娘(niáng )引来了众人(⭕)的围观(🎈)，交通(tō(🎎)ng )因(yīn )此(📣)被严重(🧀)堵(dǔ )塞(sāi )，出租车司(sī )机(jī )贺天喜也被堵在了长长的车队里(🥃)，一向仗(㊙)(zhàng )义的(🕚)天喜得(👆)知(zhī )有(🌹)(yǒu )人要(🔖)轻生，毫(háo )不犹(🅾)豫地爬上楼顶，设法稳定住了姑娘(niáng )的(de )情绪，还(🎁)机智(zhì )地套出(🎎)了她轻(👳)(qīng )生(shē(🍪)ng )的原因(🕢)。原来(lá(📪)i )姑娘名(🧑)叫彭燕，刚从农村(cūn )来(lái )找和自己相(xiàng )爱(ài )了多年的男友(yǒ(🖲)u )范好，可(♏)如今已(🌨)(yǐ )经是(🤘)大学生(➿)的范好早已经(jīng )有(yǒu )了新的女朋(péng )友(yǒu )。彭燕无法(fǎ )承(chéng )受(⚪)感情的打击，欲(👉)寻短见(👫)。为了阻(🚕)止彭燕(➗)(yàn )，天喜情急之(🥃)(zhī )下(xià )谎称自己和(hé )范(fàn )好是哥们，并承诺自己能劝范好回(🍗)心转(zhuǎ(🌘)n )意(yì )。
Poor Lil' Pimp (voice of Mark Brooks). The little boy just doesn't seem to fit in at home in squeaky-clean suburbia. His only friend is a foul-mouthed talking gerbil, Weathers (Ludacris). Then one day, by accident, he runs into a dazzling 'ho, Sweet Chiffon (Lil' Kim), who takes him to a bar called Playground, a hip-hop wonderland where he befriends master pimp Fruit Juice (Bernie Mac) and is introduced to the world of pimping. There's no place like the Playground and Lil' Pimp calls it home. But his new life and the lives of his beloved 'hos and pimps is endangered by the machinations of the city's scheming, duplicitous mayor Tony Gold (William Shatner). Unless Gold can be exposed for the rat bastard that he is, the Playground and the ghetto surrounding it will be transformed into a toxic golf course. And Lil' Pimp will be forced to return to the horrors of life in suburbia.