Ok, folks, this is my last Ishii upload. Totsugeki! Hakata gurentai is his first feature and last 8mm film. Haven't watched it yet myself, but from the looks of it, this is very much reminescent of eighties and nineties v-cinema, sort of like early Miike (only made in 1978). There is considerably more dialogue than in his earlier films, but it doesn't seem too complicated plotwise.
《忍(rěn )者(📋)神龟》的剧(jù )场(💬)版《Turtles Forever》
再过(guò(🥋) )不久，贝(🖤)茨（Tabrett Bethell 饰）和丈(📐)夫卡麦林(💟)（安(🚟)迪(🐄)·惠特菲(fēi )尔(🔧)德 Andy Whitfield 饰）就将(jiā(🍫)ng )迎来属于他们(men )的(🆎)孩子，两人(rén )完(🔳)全沉浸在幸(xìng )福(🥘)的氛围之中(zhō(🙃)ng )。在回老家的(de )路上(🛋)，夫妻二(èr )人入(🔴)住了(le )一家(jiā )汽车(👵)旅馆(guǎn )，而(ér )就(☔)在当天(tiān )夜里(lǐ(🛰) )，卡麦林(lín )绝望(🤜)(wàng )的发现(📷)大(dà )着(🙎)肚(dù )子的贝茨(🕘)失踪(zōng )了(📍)。直觉告(🥥)诉(sù )卡麦林，这(🚋)一(yī )切都(➗)是旅馆(🙂)搞(gǎo )的鬼，爱妻(🐰)心(xīn )切的(🏒)他不(🔫)顾(🏷)警(jǐng )察的阻拦(🆙)独自踏上(😲)了(le )寻(⛅)妻之路。
Spudmonkey is a contemporary comedy about a pizza delivery boy who achieves his dream of drumming in a successful rock band only to be replaced by computerized drums.
本(běn )片讲(🌉)述了两个(gè )凑(😗)巧相象的小(xiǎo )女(🕜)孩，她们相(xiàng )互(😺)冒充了对方(fāng )，她(🌅)们都反对(duì )自(🙉)己的父母再(zài )婚(🚠)，但彼(bǐ )此又(yò(💙)u )看中了对(duì )方的(👥)(de )父母，结(jié )果她(🚢)(tā )们想尽(🦒)了(le )办法(😏)(fǎ )，最后实(shí )现(🤙)了(le )心愿。
『(📔)宇宙(zhò(😃)u )戦艦ヤマト2』(🔺)で、ヤマ(🚶)トと別(🐱)れたデスラー(🚧)が新天地(🚐)を探(🦑)す(🎡)旅に発つ前に(🥨)寄ったガ(👽)ミラ(🎥)ス星から始まる(🤣)。暗黒星団帝(dì(🥌) )国がガミラシウ(🚺)ムを採掘して(💢)いた。これに怒っ(💣)たデスラーは(🎪)攻撃を加え、交(😮)戦の結果、ガ(🏽)ミラス星が崩(bē(🛩)ng )壊。ガミラス星(🥕)の消滅に(😹)より連(👚)(lián )星を構成(ché(🚏)ng )していた(🤾)イスカ(🤫)ンダルが暴走(🐋)を始める(🚊)。
Paul Martin (Kier) is a paranoid novelist who rents out a secluded cottage in the British countryside in order to complete his new book, a pretentious sex romp. He has split with his girlfriend Suzanne (Richmond) and is having problems writing his book. To do the typing for him, he employs a secretary, Linda Hindstatt (Hayden), whom he meets at the railway station. A couple of youths at the railway station intimidate Linda, prompting Paul to give them a battering. Afterwards, Linda takes a walk in a field where she is raped by the youths. As a result, she shoots them both dead. Meanwhile, Paul keeps having nightmares and all his advances on Linda are rejected. He gets Suzanne to come back and she begins having sex with Linda. Paul then crashes into a river, while Suzanne is murdered in the bathtub and everything erupts into a pandemonium of violence.