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When Jeff and his friend rescue a young beautiful woman (Kelly Preston) from an apparently abusive boyfriend, the trouble starts. Jeff unknowing becomes involved with Miranda (Kelly) and the web of intrigue that follows her. Miranda is on the run from the witches coven (to which she belongs). Miranda tells Jeff of her situation, but not the entire truth. Jeff willingly helps Miranda out of her troubles, but creates his own. 11岁的爱玛是丹麦(⛳)(mà(👈)i )一家大(🧣)富人(rén )家(jiā )的独女，可是她的父(fù(🅰) )母(🧚)却并不在乎(hū )她，整天忙着自己的(🏝)(de )事(🤣)(shì )情(🖲)。一(🏨)晚她(tā )偷(tōu )听倒自己的父母在谈(👙)(tá(🌕)n )论孩(🍊)子(😁)被绑(bǎng )架(jià )的话题，这让她生出(chū(🕺) )了(🥀)自演(🌠)一(⚾)出绑(bǎng )架(jià )戏的念头。接下来(lái )爱(🚵)(à(👨)i )玛同(🤯)脑(📍)袋不(bú )太(tài )灵光的好心下水道清(🔍)(qī(🎡)ng )理工(🎬)马(🛄)什交上(shàng )了朋友，她向马什撒(sā )谎(🚐)(huǎ(🛺)ng )说自己(✅)其实(shí )是(shì )俄国的一位公主，布(bù(🍦) )什(🥗)维克的(😾)人(rén )正(zhèng )在到处找她们一(😷)家(🍌)，马什(😆)竟(🖐)然信以(yǐ )为(wéi )真并且同意让爱玛(♿)(mǎ(🦈) )“躲”自(🐁)己(🖕)的(de )家(jiā )里。玩了“失踪”之(zhī )后爱玛决(✌)定(🚪)(dìng )回(🌐)(huí(🚛) )家，但是从仆人口中(zhōng )得知自己的(🖨)父(🚣)(fù )母(🙈)(mǔ(🅰) )并不为她被绑架而(ér )着(zhe )急后，赌气(💟)(qì(🚲) )的(de )她(🕒)又(💌)回到了马什身边(biān )，两个人之间(jiā(🤡)n )也(🔉)渐渐建(🔻)立起了深厚(hòu )的(de )友谊。 星期(qī )一(yī(🏟) )到(🌂)星期五(♋)，詹妮是天(tiān )主教学校的(de )艺(🆕)(yì )术老(😀)师(🍿)，但是周末她(tā )在晚上行驶的(de )快(kuà(💞)i )速(🐣)列车(🕸)上(⛽)当妓女，…为了资助前(qián )运(yùn )动员(🤦)的(🚹)残疾(📺)弟(🦎)弟布赖(lài )恩的吗啡，她(tā )不得不这(📡)样(⭐)作，但(🖋)她(🐢)(tā )认为自己也是(shì )在(zài )提供一种(🖇)社(💠)会服(🎬)务(🍏)，给'潜在的凶(xiōng )手(shǒu )' '增加快乐'。当她(❎)遇(🐰)见(jiàn )一(😷)个强壮，任(rèn )性和迷人的男人时，她(🌯)(tā(🛀) )喜欢上(🔄)他，他(tā )诱奸她，因此她会为(🚡)(wéi )他去(🌝)谋(🔨)杀人(rén )。 拍摄外星人入侵题材(cái )的(🕘)电(👞)影无(🤱)外(🛅)乎(hū )从(cóng )两方面入手：要么(me )笔(bǐ(🤘) )调(🈸)轻快(🐛)，要(😘)(yào )么(me )手法沉重。其中并无(wú )捷径可(🥒)寻(⛸)，也(yě(😲) )不(📐)可能草草绕过了事(shì )。但遗憾的是(🥟)(shì(🏦) )《外太(🚶)空(🎫)杀人小丑》仍(réng )然试图寻找(zhǎo )一(yī(🍅) )条(🗂)中庸之(🕡)道，于是他(tā )们选中了“马(mǎ )戏团”这(🌯)个(😞)中介。想(🉑)(xiǎng )象(xiàng )一下所谓的(de )惊(jīng )天大阴谋(🕋)就(🎫)是一群穿(chuān )着小丑服的(de )外(wài )星侏(🕶)儒(🌭)在地(⛷)球(🔂)上大肆(sì )破坏，用激光(guāng )射(shè )线枪(🤭)把(🔣)人类(🚋)变(🗳)成喷(pēn )喷(pēn )香闪闪亮的(de )棉(mián )花糖(🙊)—(🕰)—除(🦕)了(🌪)让人眼(yǎn )花缭乱一番之(zhī )外，恐怕(🦏)很(🧛)少有(🤯)人(👖)能(néng )真正进入情节(jiē )并(bìng )真正理(🥘)解(🖖)。 英雄警(🍎)察(chá )陈家驹（成(chéng )龙(lóng ) 饰）又回(⛱)来(🥍)了。不过(🛢)(guò )，性格火爆、直言不讳的他这次(⛱)因(🈵)(yīn )为(wéi )不满意上司(sī )放(fàng )走了一(🔅)个(🛬)极其(🍪)危(👾)险的(de )重犯而和上(shàng )司(sī )吵翻了，愤(🗿)然(🕖)辞职(💆)。脱(✅)离了警察生(shēng )活(huó )的家驹和女友(✖)去(🚴)旅(lǚ(🔅) )行(🏌)(háng )期间，一间(jiān )电(diàn )话公司遭到了(⬇)炸(🍗)弹恐(🔍)(kǒ(🧓)ng )吓，本性难移(yí )的家驹马上赶到了(🐎)现(⛓)(xiàn )场，着(😝)手调查(chá )案(àn )件。 Yvette Marcel (Melissa Anderson) asks her godfather Control and McCall for help dealing with her irrational father, who is intent on locating Manon, the mother she believed had been killed years before.