Two friends work as entertainers and prostitutes to raise enough money for their dream home.
平安夜，圣诞(🤦)(dàn )老人（爱(⛴)德华(huá )·阿(🚱)斯纳 Edward Asner 饰）来到(🏔)一家孤儿院(😁)给(gěi )无家可(kě(🎚) )归的孩(hái )子(💘)们送圣诞礼(🚀)物。然而一个(👇)淘气(qì )的小婴(🐝)(yīng )孩不小(xiǎ(💈)o )心爬进了圣(✈)诞(dàn )老人的玩(⏺)具袋子里(lǐ(🌱) )，居然(rán )被圣诞(🤧)(dàn )老人带回(😔)了北(běi )极。仁(🍑)慈的圣诞老(🥞)(lǎo )人收留(liú )了(🤷)这个(gè )意外的(🙋)(de )小访客(kè(♏) )，并(🔏)在小精灵们(🏛)的(de )帮助下(xià(💭) )，一同(tóng )抚养他(💻)(tā )长大成(ché(🤖)ng )人。可随着年(🎸)龄的增长，渐渐(🥌)成(chéng )年的他(🕑)(tā )（威尔·法(🔭)瑞尔 Will Ferrell 饰）(🧝)长(📢)得却比其(qí(🛀) )他精灵(líng )们(🕜)大出(chū )三倍之(🅰)多，大家由此(🐂)给他取了个(🚕)(gè )绰号“大个巴(📴)(bā )迪”。
温文与(🗡)(yǔ )妻用积蓄到(🤠)广西旅(lǚ )行(🐕)，怎(zěn )知，他(tā(🕞) )们参加了一(⏲)个(gè )专偷运国(🧜)宝之旅行(háng )团(🎅)。行(háng )程中(🎬)，公(📄)安发(fā )现了(🚸)他(tā )们的偷(🙊)运行动，文(wén )被(👮)领队(duì )嫁祸(🖊)；并哄骗(pià(💼)n )文代为认罪，假(📱)称只是罚钱(🍡)便会(huì )释放。文(🈵)受骗(piàn )入(🐰)狱(😋)，与囚犯丁牛(🗽)与邝伟丰结(⛑)成(chéng )好友。文妻(🏑)为(wéi )求文出(🏼)狱而被奸商(🏗)姚星所杀，文(wé(💟)n )得悉后(hòu )，请(🦓)求(qiú )牛和丰等(🚹)人协(xié )助逃(🌰)狱，往找姚星(🚾)(xīng )寻求真(zhē(🏈)n )相及为(wéi )妻报(🐩)仇。
60岁的(de )立花源(😼)也和28岁的(🏘)摄(💬)(shè )影师井(jǐ(👉)ng )田恭二(èr )不(👏)远千(qiān )里跋山(👕)(shān )涉水上门(💑)去拜访隐(yǐ(🌛)n )居了三(sān )十年(❣)的(de )一代影(yǐ(⚾)ng )星藤原千代子(🎶)，为了给她(🎨)拍(🏕)摄一(yī )生自(💧)传(chuán )的纪录(🥖)(lù )片。款款前来(🔂)的千代子虽(🥊)然已界(jiè )75岁(🐲)高龄(líng )，但仍(ré(❇)ng )然优雅美丽(🍅)，左眼下标志性(🏢)的小(xiǎo )痣也(👑)仍(réng )然俏皮(✌)(pí )。立花双手(🎌)递(dì )上一把钥(🏣)匙，千代(dài )子深(😔)受(shòu )震动(🤺)，称(🤵)这把钥匙是(😛)(shì )开启一个(🚴)秘密的关(guān )键(📜)，当(dāng )年她不(🌳)(bú )慎丢失(shī(📛) )，今日(rì )竟还能(🐅)再回手中。千(🏚)代子(zǐ )的思绪(🐤)(xù )飞到老(💨)(lǎ(😼)o )远。
美女安蒂(🍰)(凯特•哈德(🗃)森饰)是(shì )一家(💄)时(shí )尚杂志(🎦)(zhì )的专栏作(🕞)家，负责撰写“恋(⛅)爱指(zhǐ )南”之(🕉)(zhī )类的情(qíng )感(👋)文章。某天，主(📞)编给她派了(💋)一(yī )个棘手(⛪)(shǒu )的任务(wù )：(🥫)搜集怎样甩(shuǎ(🈁)i )掉男人的(🏰)第(🧘)一手资(zī )料(🎖)。因(yīn )此，安(ā(🛋)n )蒂必须在十天(🐞)(tiān )之内找到(💦)一个男朋(pé(🔧)ng )友，然(rán )后再甩(🎿)(shuǎi )掉他。
Just before Christmas, Lee Leander is caught shoplifting. It is her third offense. She is prosecuted by John Sargent. He postpones the trial because it is hard to get a conviction at Christmas time. But he feels sorry for her and arranges for her bail, and ends up taking her home to his mother for Christmas. Surrounded by a loving family (in stark contrast to Lee's own family background) they fall in love. This creates a new problem: how do they handle the upcoming trial?
镇魔(🔵)帮(bāng )因势力让(🎞)朝廷忌惮(📟)(dà(📙)n )，帮主(zhǔ )龙啸(🔝)天(tiān )为保江(😝)(jiāng )湖地位，解散(🎻)镇魔帮，江湖(🌹)第一(yī )刀伏(📦)魔(mó )宝刀也(yě(🐀) )消失江湖。五(🍿)年后，龙啸天因(🐹)夫(fū )人被抓(🦑)(zhuā )，重出(chū )江(🆙)湖刺杀李世(🚫)民，却遭副帮主(🐭)曹(cáo )睿偷袭(xí(🐽) )，李御(yù )风(🏣)和叱罗金救(jiù(🦒) )下。曹睿为自(🚽)己野(yě )心与穆(🧀)(mù )将军勾(gō(🤠)u )结，让龙啸天(🅿)(tiān )交出伏魔宝(😓)刀，然(rán )后重(👥)振(zhèn )魔帮，一统(🙋)天(tiān )下。
台(🔕)(tá(😻)i )湾青年何士(🗳)戎（吴(wú )克(🗯)群 饰(shì )）年过(🕷)(guò )而立依(yī(📱) )旧一事无成(🖍)，他失落彷徨，死(👋)亡(wáng )是他梦(✏)(mèng )中永恒(héng )的(✅)主题。某晚，何(🏤)从高楼坠下(🚂)，但这一(yī )切(🐫)并未(wèi )结束。当(🚾)他再次醒来时(🤢)，发现自(zì(💭) )己竟身(shēn )处异(🦌)国(guó )他乡，周(🚯)围人(rén )全说着(🍚)他听不懂的(🌪)(de )泰语。原来他(🏅)(tā )的意识进入(🚖)了(le )一个泰国(🚣)植物人阿(ā )森(🚶)尼的(de )身体(🧀)，一(🍧)段崭(zhǎn )新人(➕)生(shēng )就此展(📇)开。