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托(🤔)马斯·(😺)考恩（(🏝)史(shǐ )蒂(🌷)夫·麦(📂)奎因 Steve McQueen饰(🎖)），一位(🏮)(wèi )过(guò(⚡) )着百无(🧦)聊赖生(🔲)活的百(😪)万富(fù )翁(wēng )，而他(💢)暗中的(🏛)身份却(📇)是抢劫(📫)(jié )集(jí(🎪) )团的头(😖)领。富有(💔)的生活(🚲)已(yǐ )经(🌄)(jīng )不能(🙄)带给他(📓)任何满足和刺(cì(🖥) )激(jī )，于(🌦)是他策(👺)划了一场完美的(de )银(yín )行抢劫案。保险公司派出(chū )美(měi )丽的女调查员维姬·安德(🚑)(dé )森(sē(🎿)n )（费·唐纳薇 Faye Dunaway饰(🍾)）展开(🧘)调查(chá(🚵) )，聪明的(✳)维姬发(🚜)觉托马(💧)斯就(jiù(🥫) )是(shì )神(⏫)秘的幕(🚊)后主谋(🎹)。令人意(💛)(yì )想(xiǎng )不到的是两人在(🔔)尔虞我(📣)诈(zhà )的(💧)(de )斗(dòu )智(💒)斗勇中(🔯)，竟然相(🔰)爱了。 9岁(🏙)(suì )的女(👟)孩塔菲(🚔)从来没(🧛)见过自(zì )己(jǐ )的爸爸，她(🎉)最大的(☕)心愿就(jiù )是(shì )能(néng )和爸爸一起过圣诞节，妈(mā )妈(mā )茱莉亚为满足女儿的心愿(yuà(🙃)n )不(bú )惜(🚤)雇佣同事沃克假扮成塔(🔙)(tǎ )菲(fē(🦗)i )的(de )爸爸(🔘)，然而，就(😅)在“父女(🏂)(nǚ )”见面(🕥)的第二(🆗)天，塔菲(💊)的亲(qī(🌮)n )生(shēng )爸(🎦)爸罗伯特突然现身，茱(zhū(💁) )莉(lì )亚(🔏)周旋于(💐)塔菲，沃(🐒)克和罗(🐸)(luó )伯(bó(🎚) )特(tè )之(🔵)间，渐渐(🥒)与沃克(🌒)日久生(🏯)(shēng )情(qíng )，塔菲也在慌乱中(😪)了解了(💺)(le )真(zhēn )相，并最终选择原谅了茱(zhū )莉(lì )亚(yà )，实现了自己的圣诞心愿(yuàn )。 卡尔库鲁斯(🧡)发明了(➗)立体复(fù )制(zhì )机，拉斯泰(🍜)波波罗(🏖)斯为了(😲)(le )得(dé )到(😦)(dào )这个(🕧)发明，绑(🕒)架了丁(😊)丁的(de )两(🏕)(liǎng )个小(📭)朋友，丁(💹)丁只身闯入(rù )湖(hú )底的(🕊)匪巢。 卡(🍒)尔库鲁(🏾)斯发(fā(🌩) )明(míng )了(📺)立体复(⛓)制机，拉(🔟)斯泰波(🍎)(bō )波(bō(🚃) )罗(luó )斯(🎊)为了得到这个发明，绑(bǎ(🔘)ng )架(jià )了(🚇)丁丁的两个小朋友，丁(dīng )丁(dīng )只身闯入湖底的匪巢。 根(gēn )据(jù )意(yì )大利诗人Ludovico Ariosto的史(🚔)诗Orlando Furioso 改编(🕸)，讲(jiǎng )述(shù )撒拉逊人和查(🍣)理曼大(🏵)帝的(de )战(🎇)(zhàn )争中(🚘)，查理曼(🔸)最著名(🕴)的圣(shè(♑)ng )骑(qí )士(🛎)(shì )奥兰(🎫)多爱上(🔺)了撒拉逊人的(de )公(gōng )主Angelica，以(🚛)此为基(😆)础在欧(🈚)非大(dà(⛸) )陆(lù )展(🧜)开了一(⚽)场史诗(🐖)般的冒(🐑)险(xiǎn ) Plot kept under wraps. Described as an action-comedy adventure set in space. 公(😒)(gōng )元2022年(👀)，一群罪犯被派往未(wèi )知(🛌)(zhī )的(de )太(✅)空区域，寻找一艘失踪(zōng )的(de )飞船。为鼓励他们加入这(zhè )项(xiàng )危险的任务，特许他们(🐵)在(zài )航(⛪)(háng )行(háng )途中使用虚拟现(🤼)实机器(👛)，跟(gēn )虚(🎐)拟美人(📒)共度春(🎦)宵。然而(😚)(ér )，一个(🎒)本来不(🚗)存在于(💪)程序中(🔼)(zhōng )的(de )美(měi )女悄然出现，她(🐾)杀掉其(✡)余(yú )的(📩)(de )虚拟人(🤫)，逐一色(🕶)诱全体(🎁)船(chuán )员(🎽)(yuán )，令他(🎱)们争风(🔔)吃醋、(📐)自相(xiàng )残(cán )杀…… Three allied prisoners, a Russian, an American and an Englishman, attempt to escape with the help of a young couple from Rome. France和Oliver已(🕣)经结婚(🛺)十年了(le )。他(tā )们共同创办了一家电话购(gòu )货(huò )公司France Boutique。Estelle工作努力，办事麻(má )利(lì )。Yvan，表面(🌟)上保守(👱)，但内心(xīn )深(shēn )处(chù )却并(🛠)非如此(🔠)。主管Marcus，对(🍟)新(xīn )媒(📫)(méi )体和(💕)年轻的(💱)女演员(🤣)极度狂(⛎)(kuáng )热(rè(👾) )。他们仨(🔨)共同组成了France Boutique工作(zuò )组(zǔ(🔟) )。 描写越(🏤)界女性(🥅)的芳妲(⛎)这次(cì(🤓) )将(jiāng )爱(😝)情、心(🏥)理、悬(🐾)疑和惊(🙊)悚(sǒng )共(🦎)(gòng )冶一炉，而且炉火十足(🤬)更(gèng )胜(🌬)(shèng )前作(🎦)。保险主任琪儿是个(gè )幸(xìng )福(fú )的靓太，兽医的地窖漏水(shuǐ )来(lái )索偿，却一(🤾)个不小(🈁)心给琪(qí )儿(ér )的天使面(🖕)孔与性(❄)格勾走(😱)三(sān )魂(📧)(hún )七(qī(🏨) )魄，锲而(🔫)不舍要(🎵)跟她约(🏽)会(huì )。琪(💑)儿欲拒(🤥)还迎，无意中发(fā )现(xiàn )眼(👛)前新欢(🏑)可能是(🕐)活跃镇(💫)上(shàng )、(🎃)专(zhuān )杀(🚻)女人的(🍓)变态狂(🤑)魔。欢情(🍴)(qíng )唤(huà(🥫)n )得着血腥的危险，走下去(🏡)(qù )还(há(🌐)i )是跑回(🤲)头？幸福原来可以(yǐ )是(shì )偶然，贤妻良母自决走暗(àn )黑(hēi )歪(wāi )路，乃芳妲(🔊)最黑色(📦)的现世(shì )女(nǚ )流报告。 The premise is that Kari's artist boyfriend (who'd look like a low-rent Charlie Sheen, if Charlie Sheen himself didn't fit that category) can neither paint nor get it on with his ridiculously good-looking girl - until the day that he throws paint over her. Then they roll around on the canvas in ecstasy and he sells the result for loads of dosh. It's actually very funny, sending up her prim impatience and his tortured-artist schtick with equal-opportunity amusement. There's not exactly a plot, as the film is structured - like the soft-porn movie it basically is - in a series of bonk sessions. But because they're always covered in paint, and tastefully filmed (with Ms. Wuhrer's own breathy songs on the soundtrack), it's quirky and strangely involving. (And very sexy.) Plus, in its own modest way, it brings up all sorts of odd questions about the relationship of art and life and the cost of art to the people around the artist. It also has a very funny and extremely soft-core parody of that increasingly boring staple of hardcore, the Anal Sex Scene. Recommended.