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A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack. 本(běn )片为(🤚)六(🚐)(liù )十、七(qī )十年代(🍝)(dài )红(hóng )星田(tián )丰(fēng )自(🎉)导(dǎ(🥉)o )自(🧛)(zì )演，兼(jiān )为主(zhǔ )题(🥛)(tí(💵) )曲作词，乃尽情发挥(🔐)才(🔧)华之代表作，并由汪萍(🤞)、宗华、谷峰等著名(🔤)影(💻)星合演。故事描述戴(💣)天(🗒)仇（宗华）自幼随(🐴)师祖（(🕧)田丰）习艺，矢志为(🍛)父(🤭)报仇；彼时其杀父(🔖)仇(🥪)人雷震天(tiān )（谷(gǔ(📁) )峰(🏽)(fēng )）虎(hǔ )踞(jù )乾坤(kū(🎤)n )谷(🏟)(gǔ )，创(chuàng )立(lì )日月帮(👊)(bā(✨)ng )，到处(chù )为非作(zuò )歹(🌙)。戴(🙇)(dài )途遇女(nǚ )扮男装(🌀)(zhuāng )的(🦍)吴(🐩)小(xiǎo )燕（汪(wāng )萍）(🚔)，却(🥈)(què )突遭(zāo )十(shí )几名(📜)(mí(💝)ng )日(rì )月帮(bāng )人(rén )毒打(🐨)。吴知是父亲率人找她(✉)回(🕧)乾坤谷，遂求父允其(💦)把(🦀)戴带返家中养伤；(🤓)戴得以(💅)混入乾坤谷，乘机侦(😯)察(🦒)日月帮的关隘设施(➗)…(👍)… In the 13th century there existed a legion of evil knights known as the Templars, who quested for eternal life by drinking human blood and committing sacrifices. Executed for their unholy deeds, the Templars bodies were left out for the crows to peck out their eyes. Now, in modern day Portugal, a group of people stumble on the Templars abandoned monastery, reviving their rotting corpses to terrorize the land. 简介：母亲丽维(🐇)是(🤛)个美丽贤惠的女人，把(〰)家(🌴)里的生(shēng )活(huó )安排(🛺)(pá(⤴)i )得(dé )紧紧(jǐn )有(yǒu )条(🦔)。父(🏩)(fù )亲若杰(jié )是个优(😽)(yōu )秀(🍆)的(⏭)教(jiāo )师，正(zhèng )准备撰(🔦)(zhuà(🚎)n )写一本(běn )教科书(shū(📏) )，给(🖌)他(tā )的教师(shī )生(shēng )涯(🕦)增(zēng )添(tiān )色彩(cǎi )。 『ロ(🎚)ボ(😣)タン』で名を馳せ(💬)た(🔴)森田拳次原作のギ(👈)ャグ漫(🗾)画をアニメ化。 化學(🌭)教(🛄)師陳子風（陳厚）(🤜)在(🛢)一間保守的女校任(💹)教(😣)，與青梅竹馬的李海倫(🐸)（(🥗)李菁）共事。陳在醫(🈲)務(🔽)所拾得棄嬰，後把(bǎ(🏹) )棄(👫)嬰(yīng )帶(dài )到學(xué )校(🏛)(xiào )照顧(🐆)(gù )，卻被學(xué )生謠傳(🍙)(chuá(📐)n )嬰孩乃(nǎi )陳與李(lǐ(☕) )之(🎪)私生(shēng )子。陳(chén )不但輕(✖)(qīng )鬆面對(duì )，還將(jiāng )朝(🌟)(chá(🌗)o )氣帶(dài )入(rù )校園(yuá(😩)n )，大(⛺)受(shòu )學(xué )生歡迎(yí(🦊)ng )，李亦漸(🥦)漸愛上陳。但保守派(🈶)對(🧒)陳之作風不滿，侍機(🎭)剷(😟)除陳…… 片名：南(🍌)国(🕰)一朵花 明朝万历年间(👘)，镇国之宝金龙剑不翼(🐱)而(🐏)飞。该宝剑剑气锋利(🔂)，五(🚷)步之内能令人一命(🔈)呜呼(hū(🐡) )。七(qī )百(bǎi )年来(lái )始(🌥)(shǐ(🏑) )终深(shēn )藏(cáng )宫中，从(🍗)未(👔)出(chū )鞘，历(lì )代君王(wá(📃)ng )视同镇(zhèn )国玉玺(xǐ )珍(😯)藏(🌻)。一旦宝(bǎo )剑出鞘(qià(🌃)o )，必(🚼)将(jiāng )造(zào )成天(tiān )下(🚝)(xià )大乱(luàn )。朝廷布(bù )下天罗(〰)地(🥪)网搜寻宝剑的下落(🥟)，查(🌃)清宝剑为飞天貂狐(😇)刘(👏)天霸盗取，而刘天霸又(🕶)被独行太岁所杀，夺走(🛡)了(🍪)宝剑。几经辗转，拿着(😺)宝(🤬)剑的赤发魔君又被(🍷)一位白(⛔)发苍苍的老英雄杀(♍)(shā(🥨) )害，而(ér )今老(lǎo )人(ré(📯)n )和(📮)宝(bǎo )剑(jiàn )的下落(luò )不(🥧)明，只知道(dào )在昆仑(lú(🍤)n )山(🤠)脉一(yī )地。