吴德(👃)大（(😾)吴(wú )耀汉 饰）早年移(🏺)民英国(🦔)，开餐馆为生。他为(🦈)人刻(🕍)薄(bá(🔣)o )，经(jīng )常斥责羞辱(💒)非法移(🔈)民(mín )英国(guó )的表弟小(❇)马（午马 饰(shì )）(📞)。两人(🏿)争吵时(📒)口无遮拦(lán )，导(🕊)(dǎo )致阿(⏺)马被(bèi )遣送回港(🌃)。
A reclusive scientist builds a robot that looks exactly like him to go on a long-term space mission. Since the scientist seems to lack all emotions, he is unable to program them into his automaton, and an eccentric woman is hired to "educate" the robot on human behavior. In the end, she falls in love... but is the robot or the Dr. Mr. Right?
丹後(🏑)(hòu )田(🐻)辺藩の新奉行・(🖥)望(wàng )月(🅾)小(xiǎo )平太は江(jiā(🍙)ng )戸表(🗾)の殿様(yàng )から、国元(🦉)に蔓延(🐡)する色(sè )街や(👐)悪所の(🤣)一(yī )掃を命じら(🕗)れた(⛱)。戦国時代から続いた(🔶)習(xí )慣(🥚)、なまじの改革(📼)案で(⏲)はダ(🕛)メ。今まで江戸か(🐳)ら送(sò(🐘)ng )られた何人もの奉行(🍨)が一(yī )年ももた(🕉)ず逃(🈸)げて帰(💔)ってしまった(🧕)。小平太(🛺)は江戸(hù )の道(dà(🔅)o )場で(🌘)共に(🚳)腕を磨いた堀郷(〰)(xiāng )之助(🌤)が藩(fān )の大目付(🍔)に就(🔡)いているのを利用し(🎚)、現状(🤷)(zhuàng )の洗い出(chū(➿) )しをし(🔻)てもらうが…。
A young architect finds himself being stalked by a gang of criminals who believe he knows something that could expose their activities.
私(🏻)(sī )人(😉)侦探小托(tuō )尼·马塞(🚿)达来到(😮)了Beamsville镇，被黑帮(bāng )老(🦎)大Don Enchilada的(🔅)杀手(😐)追杀。当他在(zài )当(🍮)地开车(👰)时，一颗粉红色(sè )的流(🔩)(liú )星在头顶呼啸(🏥)而过(🤭)，在附(fù )近的树林里坠(🌪)毁。镇(zhè(🚿)n )上的(de )人都在拼命(📘)追赶(🔳)，但(dà(😬)n )年轻(qīng )的夫妇们(🍷)(men )在树林(🛶)中寻(xún )找着(zhe )岩石，而(é(🍻)r )这些女人却(què )变成(ché(🎰)ng )了贪婪(🐀)的(de )女色情狂。第(🏪)二(èr )天(🚃)早上，他们的男朋(🔹)(péng )友(😡)被(bèi )发现在疯(fēng )狂的(🚹)震惊中(⛓)(zhōng )发现(xiàn )了一个(🖱)空洞(⛳)的陨(🧦)石坑。由(yóu )于担心(🙍)事件会(🥑)对他的连任(rèn )竞选造(🌻)成什么影响，市长(✏)(zhǎng )把(🕘)托(tuō )尼的帮助解决了(🚄)。然(rán )而(🏞)，当他开始着手调(✅)查时(🎶)(shí )，当(🥣)(dāng )地电视气象播(🍦)报员卡(⛄)(kǎ )巴第(dì )(Bacardi)在森林中(zhō(🥡)ng )发现了一块(kuài )陨石(shí(😇) )，并把所(🚗)(suǒ )有的女人都(🔺)(dōu )变成(🚿)(chéng )了穿着暴(bào )露(🅿)的女(😜)侠。当地(dì )的图书管(guǎ(🔆)n )理员玛(🤶)丽安(ān )·科(kē )瓦(💒)尔斯(🙉)基(jī )(Mary Ann Kowalski)正在组织对(duì )这(📠)个(gè )小(👥)镇的接管。
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This was one of the very first VHS tapes I hunted down. Here we have what I consider the worst film of all time. Not only is it shot on video, but the editing, padding, acting, etc. are absolutely awful. There is no part of this film of any value other than the nostalgia it brings 25 years later. The cover is classic, with Ms. Alden decked out in her nurse outfit lifting a knife with a grin across her face. This is one of the very few slipcases released from Video City Productions (most were released as clamshells) and also bares the awesome “Chop ‘em Ups” logo. But what I find so interesting is that Millard was actually able to find someone to release this thing. Between the title, goofy art, and a reputation for being one of the worst films ever, this is sure to be a great addition to any collection. - See more at: