Augusto Tretti是上(shàng )世(📌)纪(🛎)六七(💔)十(🔫)(shí )年代(📉)的意(yì )大利超现实(shí )主义CULT片大(dà )师
A leading Harley Street specalist is forced to work with the police to nail a gang of international criminals, after being falsely accused of murder.
A misguided father (Cameron Mitchell) wants to make his shy, sensitive son "into a man" (and it's about damn time since the young character, played by Mitchell's real-life son, looks to be about twenty five). He decides to take him on a hunting trip with his buddies, two of the sorriest excuses for "men" around. (Even in Texas this pair would be regarded as fat, dumb, redneck losers). The hunting trip/rite-of-passage involves getting drunk and driving into the 120 degree Texas summer heat to shoot at beer bottles and bunny rabbits (if this makes one a "man", then my friends in Wyoming and I would have achieved manhood at about ten). Later they go to a honky-tonk bar where the most pathetic wet t-shirt contest you ever saw is taking place, and a Hal Needham/Burt Reynolds-style bloodless brawl breaks out every five minutes. There the boy meets a pretty young barmaid and aspiring prostitute (Maureen "Marcia Brady" McCormick)and takes her back to the hotel room. They suffer some traumatic coitus interruptus, however, when the two redneck friends bust in a force themselves on "Marcia", I mean Maureen. The movie then turns into a REALLY tame and bloodless (in every sense of the word) rape-revenge flick.
看门(🚗)人(🍔)Jean打碎(😶)了(📐)一只(zhī(🆚) )茶壶，里面装的是其(qí )他房间(jiān )的钥匙，于(👥)(yú(⭐) )是她(🏸)无(🔀)视(shì )聘(🚑)用合同上(shàng )的各项规(guī )定，用了庄(zhuāng )园主(🧞)人的(de )东(🏗)西(⏬)，穿了(🚯)(le )主(🚋)人的衣(yī )服，喝了主(zhǔ )人的红酒(jiǔ )，摇身一变成了(😨)主(🈸)人(ré(🌡)n )。
当(💞)加杰特(😬)在保卫(wèi )圣(shèng )诞节的(de )时候，这个(gè )圣诞节(📄)也(🦓)(yě )会(🥐)遇(💼)到一些(🐎)(xiē )快乐的灾(zāi )难。这时一(yī )个仿制的(de )头骨(⛎)被(🌄)人带(💉)(dà(🤴)i )到了北(📓)极(jí )。加杰特的任务就是(shì )去阻止钢爪博(👷)士(👎)接管(🌡)(guǎ(🗯)n )圣诞老(🚨)(lǎo )人的精灵和(hé )研究室。和往常一样(yàng )，佩(🕳)妮和(hé(🔷) )布(🌳)莱恩(🌐)又(🐮)一(yī )次挫败了(le )钢爪博士的(de )诡计。
沃(wò )卓斯基兄弟(🐅)(dì(🎺) )——(🕤)或(🚷)者(zhě )现(🐗)在该叫沃卓斯基姐(jiě )弟的新片《Cobalt Neural 9》已经让(rà(🎨)ng )好(🎼)莱坞(🆗)(wù(🗜) )迷惑了(📎)几个(gè )月了。影(yǐng )片被保密得(dé )如此之好(🔚)(hǎ(🥜)o )，以至(⏭)于(🤱)好(hǎo )莱(⛴)坞代理(lǐ )人都在抱怨(yuàn )他们无法(fǎ )决定(🧚)让(📰)客户(🔄)看(💼)不看这(🦋)(zhè )个剧本。据两位参与(yǔ )电影制(zhì )作的专家Jesse Ventura和(hé(🌻) )Arianna Huffington透(😙)(tòu )露(🥧)，本(🕉)(běn )片将是一部(bù )“Cinéma vérité”风格的电(diàn )影。