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The premise is that Kari's artist boyfriend (who'd look like a low-rent Charlie Sheen, if Charlie Sheen himself didn't fit that category) can neither paint nor get it on with his ridiculously good-looking girl - until the day that he throws paint over her. Then they roll around on the canvas in ecstasy and he sells the result for loads of dosh. It's actually very funny, sending up her prim impatience and his tortured-artist schtick with equal-opportunity amusement. There's not exactly a plot, as the film is structured - like the soft-porn movie it basically is - in a series of bonk sessions. But because they're always covered in paint, and tastefully filmed (with Ms. Wuhrer's own breathy songs on the soundtrack), it's quirky and strangely involving. (And very sexy.) Plus, in its own modest way, it brings up all sorts of odd questions about the relationship of art and life and the cost of art to the people around the artist. It also has a very funny and extremely soft-core parody of that increasingly boring staple of hardcore, the Anal Sex Scene. Recommended. 十九世(shì )纪末的法(🚞)国(guó )，在(🍊)偏(piān )远(👵)荒(🙏)蛮的比(bǐ )利尼斯山脉附近，马丁(😵)和(hé )罗(🍰)斯(🕜)(sī )夫妇拥有一间专门杀人的(de )客(🕳)栈(zhàn )，他(🧗)们(🛶)(men )和失聪(🏠)的养子抢劫(jié )财物，定期(qī )杀害(🥀)形(🍨)(xíng )单影(👾)只的过(guò )路客。 理查(chá )德·托比(➕)导(👆)演的老(🌚)(lǎo )派爱(🍙)情(qíng )故事(shì )，埃德蒙(🏼)·珀道(🤙)姆饰演(🏚)的(de )欧洲(🍌)(zhōu )的王子，离开皇宫(🧜)到美国(🙌)(guó )上大(🏬)(dà )学，初(chū )尝自由(yóu )滋味，同(🍯)时(shí )爱(🐥)上了活(🦎)泼(❔)(pō )的美国酒吧女安·布莱恩，但(💅)(dàn )不久(📧)之(🐬)后他被召回(huí )国继承(chéng )王位(wè(🎏)i )，只好无(🍞)奈(🗨)离去。数(🎍)年后(hòu )，他(tā )重回旧(jiù )地企图(tú(🔮) )寻(👷)找昔日(🌠)的(de )梦中人，但(dàn )已人事(shì )全非…(⌛)…(📊) 男(nán )主(🍂)角是一(👐)个(gè )警察，他有一个很(hěn )好(🧒)的朋(pé(😂)ng )友也(yě(🍶) )是警察，因为车祸去(😿)世了(le )，于(🔶)(yú )是男(💾)主角就经常去死去的(de )朋友(🔘)(yǒu )家里(🆔)安(ān )慰(❣)朋(✡)友(yǒu )的母亲，帮(bāng )助朋友的家(jiā(🐇) )里人，帮(🐭)着(⛺)做一些(xiē )力所能及的(de )事情，他和(🧓)朋友的(🗿)(de )母(📺)亲发(fā(🍘) )现彼(bǐ )此之间也有些相同的爱(👀)好(🤸)(hǎo )（好(🕛)(hǎo )像是收(shōu )集帽子(zǐ )），久而久(🙂)(jiǔ(🖕) )之，他们(🎡)之(zhī )间(🚖)发生(shēng )了感情，朋(péng )友的母(🔸)亲当(dā(🌹)ng )然是无(🐫)法接受这种(zhǒng )年龄(♌)差(chà )距(🅰)的(de )爱情(😋)，周围人也很抗拒，但是(shì )最(🔚)后两人(🔱)还是在(😮)一(🎴)起了。 一个(gè )大航展(zhǎn )的前几(jǐ(🏇) )个星期(🤘)，一(🕸)(yī )个年轻的SU-27战(zhàn )斗机准备一个(👘)骑士(shì(🏉) )的(🏉)飞机竞(🍋)争(zhēng )。 但战斗机忘记时(shí )，爱上(shà(😹)ng )了(🙏)迷(mí )人(🐝)的光芒飞机雷电，不知(zhī )道它(tā(👊) )是(🥀)一个(gè(🕦) )真正的(📯)(de )残忍和邪恶(è )的助理给雷(😠)(léi )霆战(📵)机(jī )类(🍚)。 年轻的(de )SU-27必须设法消(🍹)(xiāo )灭的(♏)邪恶计(🎾)划的迅(➰)(xùn )雷，最(zuì )重要(yào )的(🍝)是赢得(🌘)了骑士(💗)航(🦉)展。 真(zhēn )琴（桑野美雪 饰）是个(⌚)叛逆的(🍅)(de )女(🌹)高(gāo )中生，一次搭(dā )便车时她险(🤟)(xiǎn )被车(🈹)主(🍭)非礼(lǐ(🔰) )，幸好被路过的藤(téng )井清（川津(🚳)(jī(🧘)n )祐介 饰(🍕)）救下。次(cì )日二人(rén )再次(cì )相(⚾)遇(😴)，相约到(📹)水边游(🐋)玩，然而(ér )阿清却(què )粗暴对(⏮)(duì )待真(💓)琴并企(🏪)(qǐ )图强暴她。事后真(🚄)(zhēn )琴并(📫)没有迁(🆙)(qiān )怒于(🔓)阿清，还给他留下了(😆)联系(xì(🕐) )方式。 拉(🍫)讪(🦓)(shàn )是一个有天赋的拳击者，而且(👢)(qiě )在遇(🏍)到(🎇)阿冰——一个普通(tōng )善良(liáng )的(🔀)女孩(há(📳)i )—(🐵)—之(zhī(⤴) )前，他对周(zhōu )围的一切都(dōu )很冷(🔍)漠(⛳)，从不关(🚔)心(xīn )。当阿冰的(de )视力开始衰退的(🔖)时(🕰)(shí )候，拉(🦒)(lā )讪需(🔦)(xū )要一大笔钱来医治阿冰(💏)的(de )眼睛(🚢)(jīng )。棱要(📤)(yào )拉讪输(shū )掉比赛(💚)，拉(lā )讪(😆)拥有治(🛫)疗(liáo )的(💷)钱，但是他必须(xū )赌(💧)上他自(📱)己(jǐ )…(🗨)…(🌒)棱要拉讪的命(mìng )，比赛(sài )的血(xuè(🏞) )腥、残(🦉)酷(🥟)，一步步在吞蚀(shí )拉讪(shàn )，但是到(🈴)最后…(🚓)…(😑) 年轻的(🏨)(de )妇女(nǚ )爱丽丝(sī )被控以(yǐ )极其(🥍)残(😷)忍的(de )手(🕕)段杀死了(le )自己的孩子阿扎尼(ní(🌈) )亚(🍮)，这一事(🦓)(shì )件一(🚉)见报端很快就(jiù )轰动了(le )整(🚙)个(gè )澳(📜)大利亚(🎓)。各种责骂声讨(tǎo )扑(🐌)面(miàn )而(🍲)来，爱丽(🅾)丝(sī )最(🆔)终被判有(yǒu )罪。但支(🐷)持(chí )她(✌)是清(qī(🙈)ng )白(👩)的呼声也(yě )不小，事情(qíng )似乎复(🏪)杂起来(😔)。时(🌞)(shí )空慢慢(màn )逆转(zhuǎn )，回到整个事(🏅)件的开(🔦)始(👚)。尤卢(lú(🔂) )鲁国家公园以原生态的景(jǐng )观(➰)闻(🍀)名于澳(💰)(ào )大利亚(yà )，每年都吸(xī )引很多(🧔)的(🧐)游(yóu )客(🐭)。这里的(🏘)一大特(tè )色就是在野(yě )外(🤝)生存的(🚻)澳大利(🧙)亚野犬，但最(zuì )近野(🔺)犬杀人(🚏)事件却(🦒)频频发(📞)(fā )生，爱丽丝(sī )谋杀(🙄)案(àn )就(🖋)与野犬(🏡)有(yǒu )关。