只要吉维蔡斯一上(shàng )场,就有好(hǎo )笑的(de )事情(🌶)要(yào )发生(shēng )了...在这出爆笑的悬疑(yí )喜剧中,一(yī )个患(huàn )了不治之症(zhèng )的商人,雇用了秘密(🍮)(mì )记者(zhě )吉维蔡(cài )斯来(lái )谋(🤵)杀他,但(dàn )是,一旦吉维蔡斯接下了(le )这个任务,他所到之处(chù ),都(🌭)有意想不(bú )到的惊险与(yǔ )笑(Ⓜ)料在等著(zhe )!因为,除(chú )了一笔令人眼(yǎn )红的寿险金(jīn )以外,这件(jiàn )事还(hái )充满了许多阴谋诡(🕎)计(jì )呢...吉维蔡斯(sī )在片(piàn )中喜好(hǎo )伪装(zhuāng )的习性、俏皮的言语(yǔ ),为此片增(zēng )添许(xǔ )多(🥄)笑点,也(yě )使此片彷佛是专门(🎩)为(wéi )他量(liàng )身定制(zhì )的。另有提姆麦(mài )特森、理察李柏提尼(🚤)等人(rén )的演出。
a French Nazi zombie film
福(fú )水(张国(🏁)荣(róng ) 饰)是一个唱(chàng )片骑师,风(fēng )流不凡。与(yǔ )表弟海胆、好友沙皮组成(chéng )了“求爱敢(gǎn )死(😐)队”,福(fú )水为(wéi )求帮助两名单身男子(zǐ )寻找爱情。福水(shuǐ )某日遇(yù )到了(le )一个名叫余丽珍的(🔆)美(měi )丽女孩,福(fú )水对(duì )阿珍(💟)一见钟(zhōng )情,展开了热烈的追(zhuī )求,花样百(bǎi )出。阿珍最后的(de )防(✳)守被甜蜜的攻势感动,与福水(🎴)相恋(liàn )。这时忠厚(hòu )老实的沙皮最(zuì )终找到了自(zì )己的爱情,对方便是福(fú )水的妹妹。福(fú(🔐) )水抗拒不已(yǐ ),与沙皮大(dà )打出(chū )手,才发现沙皮有不(bú )可告人的秘(mì )密……
During the century of the Spanish Gold, Doña Prouhèze, wife of a nobleman, deeply loves Don Rodrigo, who is forced to leave Spain and go to America. Meanwhile Prouhèze is sent to Africa to rule the city of Mogador. Ten years later Rodrigo leaves America and travels to Africa in search of Prouhèze to find out that she died and eventually meeting her daughter.
When a dazzling craft illuminates the sky above a medieval European village, the townspeople fear mayhem while the ruling party prepares for battle with the mysterious "dragon in the sky." After Princess Alba is discovered missing, the quest for power and the young girl's affections drive Klever to free her from the strange cosmic knight. But is that her desire? Worldly boundaries are crossed in this gothic sci-fi tale of power, greed and the universal language of love.
Parking is director Jacques Demy's homage to Jean Cocteau's 1948 masterwork Orpheus. As in the Cocteau film, Demy relates the Orpheus and Euridyce legend in a contemporary setting. Now a rock 'n' roll sensation (instead of the poet of the Cocteau film) Orpheus falls in love with Eurydice, who in this version is a sculptress rather than a princess. The rest of the film adheres to the familiar story. Euridyce, who is death personified, beckons Orpheus into Hell, ostensibly to revive his dead lover. A shade brighter and more buoyant than its source material, Parking is the usual Jacques Demy brew of beautiful imagery and hokey dialogue.~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
啄(👌)木鸟(曾志伟 饰)和甘油条(🦃)(陈友(yǒu ) 饰)是同事(shì )兼好友,两人相识多(duō )年,默契十(shí )足(✝),感情十分要(yào )好。某日,在执行(🎩)追捕黑(hēi )帮大佬阿成(chéng )(沈微 饰)的过程中,两(liǎng )人结识了警(jǐng )花吉吉(古(gǔ )嘉露 饰)(😠),三人结成搭档(dàng )。于是,在(zài )啄木鸟和甘(gān )油条(tiáo )之间,一场异常激烈(liè )的撩妹比赛(sài )拉开(🍌)(kāi )了序幕(mù )。虽(suī )然啄木鸟能(🐚)说会道十(shí )分神气,但(dàn )甘油(yóu )条似乎更加(jiā )喜欢内向腼腆(🌟)的甘油(yóu )条。
小学生(shēng )张蚂(mǎ(🍝) )蚱(刘韫涛(tāo ))家邻公安警犬训练基地(dì ),没事同表(biǎo )弟二秃爬上(shàng )树盯看公安训(xùn )练(🐟)警犬时,两人爱上了(le )凶猛、聪明(míng )的狼犬“黑狮(shī )”,并想法(fǎ )令它与家犬(quǎn )“山(shān )虎”配种。不久(🌏),“黑狮”在执(zhí )行任(rèn )务中死(sǐ(🏏) )亡,“山虎”产下“公主(zhǔ )”、“狼牙(yá )”一(yī )雌一雄两只(zhī )狼犬,被蚂蚱(😳)视作珍(zhēn )宝。渐渐长(zhǎng )大的(de )两(🔐)只狼犬威(wēi )风堪比父亲。
The story is about five people who run a public monster truck show led by Yank Justice, driver of Bigfoot. The other members of the show include Red & Redder (twin sisters who drive Black Gold), Professor Dee (driver of the Orange Blossom Special), and Close McCall (driver of War Lord). A young woman named Jennifer McGraw steals an ancient map that leads to the Fountain of Youth in Florida by a group of terrorists led by an elderly billionaire named Adrian Ravenscroft (a.k.a. "Mr. Big"), and they are attempting to retrieve the map from her. Ravenscroft hires a couple of workers who helped him try to get the map back named Ernie Slye and Ravenscroft's limousine chauffeur. This band of criminals chases Yank Justice and his friends across the United States and try to kill them.
美丽的(de )江南(nán )水镇。盗窃(qiè )犯王二幺因(yīn )改造得好,提(tí )前获释。他(🆘)(tā )回到自己的(de )家,镇上的(de )人们对他半信(xìn )半疑,不敢(gǎn )和他搭话,王二(èr )幺入狱不久,妻子就(🕧)(jiù )病逝了,家(jiā )里留(liú )下三个(🔴)(gè )年幼(yòu )的儿子--黑狗、麻狗和(hé )灰狗。尽管(guǎn )有街(jiē )道李主(🏼)任和(hé )邻居罗中医一家的关(🕟)(guān )心帮(bāng )助,但(dàn )由于(yú )失去了父母(mǔ )的爱和教育,狗儿们(men )学坏(huài )了,不是骗(piàn )人,就是偷(tō(🐵)u )东西。王二幺(yāo )一回到家里(lǐ ),看到屋子(zǐ )又脏又乱,心里不是滋味(wèi ),狗儿们对(duì )他也十分(🔬)冷(lěng )漠,认为家庭的不幸是父(⏹)(fù )亲造成的。墙上(shàng )挂着的(de )全家(jiā )福照片上,孩子们在(zài )王二(👰)幺的头(tóu )上打(dǎ )了一个×。王(🤱)二幺决心重新做人(rén ),又(yòu )当起了(le )补锅(guō )匠。他拼命(mìng )干活,让大儿子黑狗(gǒu )上学(xué )。下雨天(💞),他为邻居们(men )做好事,钻进(jìn )下水道排除(chú )积水。他这(zhè )样做也是想(xiǎng )以身作则教育(yù )儿子(🕴)们。有(yǒu )一次,王二(èr )幺给(gěi )灰(🌬)狗做了一条玩具船(chuán ),狗儿们非(fēi )常高(gāo )兴,拿(ná )到街(jiē )上在(🕡)水中玩。不料,为了这条玩(wán )具(👡)船(chuán ),狗儿们又(yòu )和镇上的孩子们打了(le )起来,小船(chuán )也被(bèi )踩坏。黑狗(gǒu )为给小弟弟买一条(🎾)玩(wán )具船(chuán ),偷东西到(dào )废品收购站(zhàn )去卖,卖完之后再偷回来(lái ),再去卖。这件事被王(wáng )二(😥)幺知道后气(qì )得打了黑狗(gǒ(🦊)u ),黑狗在愤(fèn )怒、屈辱之下逃走了。王(wáng )二幺和街道(dào )李主任(🚧)连夜(yè )到处(chù )寻找孩子,还差(🐮)点被(bèi )火车轧死。正当(dāng )孩子们对父(fù )亲开始有点感情的时(shí )候,王二幺(yāo )在狱(yù )中认识(⏸)的两(liǎng )个犯人越狱潜逃到小(xiǎo )镇,要王二幺给(gěi )他们买几张(zhāng )火车票,以便逃离此地。罪犯(🤴)还把灰(huī )狗抓去当人(rén )质。这(👪)天夜里(lǐ ),王二幺带(dài )着买好的车(chē )票,来到一个山洞。没想(xiǎ(🛳)ng )到黑狗、麻(má )狗也暗中跟(gē(🥁)n )了上(shàng )来。黑狗、麻狗看到(dào )灰狗被绑,父亲(qīn )又与罪犯串(chuàn )通一气,三个孩子一(yī )起骂父(🕢)亲是(shì )"骗子(zǐ )、坏蛋",还(hái )拳打脚踢。这时李主(zhǔ )任带(dài )领公安战士(shì )赶到山洞,告诉王二(🚞)幺,罪犯已经被(bèi )抓获,感谢(xiè(⬜) )他及时向公(gōng )安部门报告情(qíng )况。狗儿们(men )才恍然大悟(wù ),他(tā(😟) )们羞红了脸,跑走了(le )。王二幺欣(🤞)(xīn )喜地望着三(sān )个孩(hái )子的背影,他多么希(xī )望能听见儿(ér )子们(men )亲热地叫他(tā )一声" 爸爸(📃)"!小镇办起(qǐ )了"能工巧匠(jiàng )街"。王二幺得到(dào )了大家的信任,狗儿(ér )们真(zhēn )正理解了父(fù )亲(🤮)。在街道(dào )主任帮助下,狗儿们为父(fù )亲准备了一(yī )桌酒菜,向(xiàng )他祝贺,第一(yī )次喊出了"爸(😧)(bà )爸!"王二幺(yāo )拥抱(bào )三个孩(🌼)子,流下了幸(xìng )福的热泪——狗儿们变(biàn )好了(le )。