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A sadistic rapist is atacking female students on a college campus. The college enlists the help of wealthy record producer Craig Merkel who hires his old friend Don Potter to teach the students self-defence. Don meets waitress Eve Campo who has her heart set on a singing career, so Don introduces her to Craig. However Craig has much more than her career on his mind. 为了和家人一同庆祝(zhù )感(🕑)恩节(jiē(🏬) )，广告(gào )商人尼尔（史蒂(🤝)夫·马(🚄)丁 Steve Martin 饰）坐(zuò(💘) )上了飞(fēi )往(🔬)芝加(jiā(🎞) )哥的飞机，在(🕕)机场，一个名(🤥)叫德(dé(🐒) )尔（约(yuē )翰(👄)·坎(kǎn )迪 John Candy 饰(🐉)）的粗(🌕)俗男子(🍇)让他无法忍受(shòu )，不幸(xì(🥘)ng )的是，他(🛌)们在(zài )飞机上竟毗邻而(🦋)坐。本以(🍜)为忍过(guò )两(🎺)个半(bàn )小时(🌖)的(de )旅程(🌅)就可逃出生(🦍)天，没想到暴(🖇)风(fēng )雪(😶)的袭(xí )来让飞(fēi )机更改了航线(🈺)。 吴德大(🙇)（吴耀汉(hàn ) 饰）早(zǎo )年(🐌)移民(mí(🌭)n )英国，开餐馆(🌳)为生。他为人(🌥)刻薄(bá(👇)o )，经常(cháng )斥责(🧀)羞(xiū )辱非法(🚌)移民英(🍧)国的表弟小(🌴)马（午(wǔ )马 饰）。两(👉)人(rén )争(🖕)吵时(shí )口无遮拦，导致阿(🚂)马被遣(🔫)(qiǎn )送回港(gǎng )。 在很(hěn )久以(🌪)前(qián )的(🔃)遥远星系中(🏼)，“炮弹一族”因(🧓)(yīn )其领(🔮)袖(xiù )的愚蠢(🐍)(chǔn )，耗尽了自(🛏)己星球(🌶)的大气，于是(shì )计划夺(duó )取邻近(💺)(jìn )的朱(🏌)迪亚星球的纯净空气。在(✒)朱(zhū )迪(🐼)亚星(xīng )球维(🎳)斯(sī )帕公主(🗃)（达芙(🚏)妮•祖尼加(📤) Daphne Zuniga 饰）婚(hūn )礼(🐭)前夕(xī(💇) )，炮弹(dàn )族总(🕸)统斯古（梅尔•布(🌄)鲁克斯(👘) Mel Brooks 饰(shì )）派出(chū )黑帽子(zǐ(📉) )大人率(📞)领巨型战舰绑架维斯帕(📲)，以威胁(🏕)(xié )朱迪亚(yà(😞) )方面就(jiù )范(〽)。维斯帕(🚐)拒绝没有爱(🛴)情的婚姻(yī(🎣)n )选择逃(💋)(táo )婚，却(què )陷入了炮弹族巨舰的(🕕)追击，这(👑)时(shí )，因为(wéi )欠高利(lì )贷(🐗)在太空(👲)中奔逃的太(🤙)空牛仔“孤(gū(🎬) )星”（比(⤴)尔•普尔曼(📢) Bill Pullman 饰）与半人(🌯)半狗的(🔹)搭档巴(bā )夫(🐠)受朱(zhū )迪亚国(guó )王(🈺)所托，出(🙄)面将维斯帕救走。炮(pào )弹(🕛)族岂(qǐ(🔎) )肯善罢(bà )甘(⛴)休，正邪势力(🍵)在太空(📚)上演了又(yò(😵)u )一场激(jī )战(💂)…… The lives of three female teachers in the outskirts of Sao Paulo, their love lives, their interaction with the poor surroundings, their family problems. Three teachers in this drama attempt to carry on the enterprise of educating their students amid gangs, a hostile and violent environment, and the rape of one poor girl who is afraid to name her attacker. Often the teachers themselves are in danger. Crowded suburban Sao Paolo offers the children living there too many challenges for them to make their schoolwork very important to them. 別(🧓)れた夫から(🎋)突然復縁を(⬅)迫られ(🏪)た女の揺れ動(dòng )く心理(lǐ )を描(⏫)く。台風(🎢)が接近し風雨が強(qiáng )く(🤺)なった(⚫)ある日、つ(🤦)やの住む一(☔)軒家に(😜)別れた夫・(🃏)長(zhǎng )吉がや(😇)って来(🥞)て…