变身国王

根据罗(luó )勃特，莫森(RobertMason)的(🏃)小说《乞(🔩)(qǐ )儿》(The Lazarus Child)改(🎖)变，讲述了(le )一(yī )个拯救身(shē(🔡)n )处危险(🙂)中(zhōng )的(💣)(de )孩子及和(hé )时间赛跑(pǎo )的(de )故事(💹)。 刑(🚜)(xíng )警(🥃)父(🚭)亲因公(gōng )殉职多年(nián )后，遗传了(🌈)(le )父(🈳)亲血(😌)性(🆚)(xìng )的(de )田燕（汤(tāng )唯 饰）也成(ché(🍹)ng )了警察(🥉)，不过她(🥜)做的(de )是交警。上班第一天(tiān )，她就(🖖)因(🕕)照章(📷)办(🐁)事得(dé )罪了赶着出庭的大律(lǜ(📂) )师(📍)端木(😮)长(🎡)春（田雨 饰(shì )），但后者当时没(🆑)同(tóng )她(🦐)计(🗺)较，令(😁)她得意洋(yáng )洋(yáng )。支队领导(👮)李队晓(♈)(xiǎo )得(dé(🉐) )事情始末(mò )后，批评(píng )她(tā )做事(🕓)欠(🖋)妥(tuǒ(🚮) )当(💈)，因为(wéi )端(duān )木长春十(shí )分不好(🤖)惹(♈)，果然(😝)，她(🎅)(tā )被骂时生 出(chū )的火还没(méi )消(😿)(xiāo )，支队(🌄)就(jiù )收(😣)到法院的(de )传票。 Lucia has always been in love with her best friend's boyfriend, Paolo. When they announce the engagement, she pays a poor and spunky actor and transforms him into the perfect man in order to seduce her friend and break the engagement, but things don't go exactly in the way she wanted... In the latest years a lot of Italian director tried to make decent comedies but no one succeed. It took Marco Ponti's script and Luca Lucini's fresh directing to have finally something good. The story is not that original, but the dialogs are funny and fresh, the acting in very good and finally Milan is not seen as the the big city where everybody always run to arrive in time. 刘(liú )雅历（林子(🚩)(zǐ(🧑) )祥 饰(🌘)）(🎈)是一名广告公(gōng )司高层，但感情(🔍)生(💼)活(huó(🕢) )并(🎉)不如意——女友碧(bì )姬（关之(🥧)琳 饰）(🎸)与(🌋)他(tā(😼) )分手了。本来就沉默(mò )寡言(🐕)的雅历(🚤)更加孤(🏝)寂(jì )伤(shāng )痛了，生活依旧刻(kè )板(🈸)(bǎ(🔙)n )平凡(🦋)。 Totally unawares, Saverio, a teacher and Mario, a janitor of the same school in which they both work, travel back in time and find themselves in central Italy at the end of the 15th century. They carry with them an unresolved squabble concerning Saverio's sister, creating a lot of tension between the two, which will increase in the plot. From this moment on they will have to come to grips with the grotesque situation they find themselves in, trying to "hitch a lift" back to the future in a most outlandish way, using and misusing their foresight of the events taking place round that time, and generally making fools of themselves in the eyes of "normal" renaissance folks. Their meeting with Leonardo da Vinci is hysterical, when they become more and more convinced that the genius is in reality a moron. Another character they meet is Savonarola the heretic, who enjoins them to repent, before he is taken to the stake, eliciting some breezy comment from them. If it weren't for a weird kind of homesickness, they would quite enjoy living in this period, full of daring fashions and tantalising damsels. 这(🌁)(zhè )是法国美(měi )女(nǚ )苏菲•玛(mǎ(🎐) )索(🏸)在美(🔞)国(😳)(guó )的(de )处子秀。在片中，苏(sū )菲•玛(🉐)索(suǒ )扮(🐤)演的贝(🕋)尔(ěr )纳黛特，是(shì )一个从巴(bā )黎来(😴)美国(🌑)谋(🕉)(móu )生的女孩(hái )。但是来到(dào )美国(🏡)的(👀)贝尔(🐘)纳(🤠)黛特并(bìng )没有得到许诺的工作(💎)(zuò )。孤身(🥅)一(⛰)人的(😿)贝尔纳(nà )黛特只好寄居在(🎻)好朋(pé(🥇)ng )友谢莉(🦂)家里，同时拼(pīn )命(mìng )找工作。但是(👟)后(👫)来(lá(🗜)i )贝(🕹)(bèi )尔纳黛特发现自己(jǐ )竟(jìng )然(🐽)爱(✒)上谢(📺)(xiè(🥁) )莉的男朋(péng )友(yǒu )，他们之(zhī )间的(😶)友谊(yì(😩) )正(zhèng )经(🦌)历着严(yán )峻的考验。 乔治是个(gè )小(💑)伙子(🌔)，其(🚲)(qí )实并没有(yǒu )什(shí )么辉煌的(de )梦(😇)想(🌸)。他的(✖)(de )全(🍎)部希望(wàng )就是能得到(dào )几亩地(🧠)和几头(🚭)牛(🏐)过上(😬)(shàng )平静的日子。他的父(fù )亲(🎚)老乔治(🎸)却念念(➰)不忘(wàng )自己的梦想杀死一头(tó(🌭)u )龙(🚬)。实际(🍶)上(📁)老乔治曾(céng )经(jīng )离自己的梦想(💑)如(🦏)此(cǐ(🏘) )之(🖕)(zhī )近，以至于有一条(tiáo )龙(lóng )的身(🔣)上现(xià(🗨)n )在还留(🛂)着(zhe )老(lǎo )乔治的长(zhǎng )矛。不过(guò )那(nà(💬) )条龙(🌾)也(📣)咬(yǎo )掉了老乔治(zhì )的双腿做(zuò(🔣) )为(🐅)报复(🔠)。带(➡)(dài )着父亲的嘱(zhǔ )托，小乔(qiáo )治向(🐸)邻国英(✉)(yī(🥀)ng )格兰(🍌)出发(fā )，去找寻自(zì )己的梦(🗨)想。不料(🆖)，英(yīng )格(🈷)兰正在举国大乱，原因是国王的(✖)宝(🐻)贝女(💰)(nǚ(📳) )儿不见了，为了追求(qiú )赏金或者(🛷)权(🚶)力，各(⚾)种(🌨)(zhǒng )各(gè )样的势力都在极力(lì )寻(📤)(xún )找公(😕)证。小乔(🐋)治的(de )到(dào )来究竟会(huì )给英格兰(lá(📸)n )带(dài )来(🙈)什么？他能实现老(lǎo )乔治的梦(🏾)(mè(🛤)ng )想吗(😁)？(🔕) 由92个(gè )人的传记(jì )组成，这些(xiē(🌬) )人都是(🛷)被(🚁)VUE侵(qīn )害的，所(suǒ )谓VUE是指未知(zhī )的(🈸)激烈事(💘)件，与鸟(🗼)以(yǐ )及飞行有关的一种现(xiàn )象(📴)。 凯(⛽)内尔(🔅)·(🏬)穆德卢(lú )佐(《木星之卫》《白(bái )色上(🚋)帝(😢)》)将执(🤦)导(⏲)索尼(ní )新片《继承地球》(Inherit the Earth)，此(cǐ )项目(😥)开发多(🏑)年，曾(cé(📽)ng )一(yī )度选定迈克·弗拉(lā )纳(nà )根(💯)(《杰罗(luó(✉) )德游戏》《死亡占卜(bo )2》)执导、编(biān )剧(🐁)，迈(🍩)克(kè(🍠) )尔(✌)·贝的白(bái )金沙丘公(gōng )司也曾(🌒)积极(jí(🥍) )参(📟)与制作。 教师马丁(dīng )制定了一个(😽)(gè )完美(👖)的杀人(🌑)计划，以(yǐ )此来获得受害者要捐(💹)(juā(🐮)n )献的(🔧)器(🕐)官，这一切都(dōu )是为了拯救自己(🍆)身(🏚)患(huà(🍗)n )绝(🙂)症的妻子。