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一群年少轻(📔)狂(kuáng )的少年(🏣)，整(zhěng )日里无(🏌)所(😽)追(zhuī )求，他们(👌)的(de )生活哲学(🌯)就(jiù )是快乐(🥣)至(👇)上，享受生命，整(zhěng )日只会(🈸)偷鸡(jī )摸狗(💧)，泡(🕘)女(nǚ )孩，上酒(🆗)吧(ba )。查利是他(❓)(tā )们的头，杰斯(🛒)汀(tīng )与查利(🚧)最要(yào )好，法兰斯(sī )有一个(🐙)心爱(ài )的女(🌯)孩，汤(tāng )姆则(👾)向往军中的生(🧕)活，总之(zhī )这(🍙)几个少年(niá(🌽)n )走(🐔)到一起，演绎(🐇)出一幕(mù )年(💉)轻喜剧！ 故事(🚁)的主人公弗朗(⏸)索瓦·皮(pí(🧠) )尼翁（丹尼(🐹)(ní(🌀) )尔·奥图 Daniel Auteuil 饰(📋)(shì )）是个人(🔥)生(shēng )彻底失(⛅)败(🌓)的(de )小人物。离婚2年的前妻(😷)不想(xiǎng )搭理(🚝)他(🥡)，17岁(suì )的儿子(🥜)瞧不(bú )起他(🎚)，就连(lián )他勤勤(⛅)恳恳(kěn )效力(🏂)了二十年的(de )公司也要在(zà(🏹)i )这时裁掉他(🚖)(tā )。皮尼翁在(👿)(zài )家庭和事业(🗯)(yè )的双重打(⤴)击下陷入了(👲)绝望。就在他想(⏯)要(yào )寻短见(📫)的时(shí )候，隔(⚪)壁新(xīn )搬来的(📎)邻居(jū )阻止(☕)了他，并想了(🤮)条(👘)妙计——让(⌚)皮尼翁(wēng )在(⚓)公司伪装(zhuā(💤)ng )成(🕗)同性恋来(lái )保住饭碗。由(🍕)于皮尼翁公(㊗)司(😑)的主要经济(🏘)(jì )支柱是生(⛳)产(chǎn )避孕套(♎)，他(🔲)(tā )新的同性(🍟)恋(liàn )身份让他在(zài )公司突(🌔)然变得炙(zhì(👆) )手可热起来(👎)(lái )。一直以来(lá(🧒)i )视皮尼翁为(🥋)(wéi )眼中钉的(🖊)人(rén )事部主管(🈯)桑蒂尼（杰(📬)拉尔·德帕(🛶)迪约 Gérard Depardieu 饰）也(📒)不得(dé )已对(🔅)皮尼翁(wēng )大(🔔)献(🎈)殷勤。但是皮(🚫)尼翁的女上(🍺)司巴尔特(tè(🎊) )拉(🎭)诺（米歇(xiē )尔·拉罗克(🌸)(kè ) Michèle Laroque 饰）却(🤯)通(📕)(tōng )过一些蛛(🌛)丝(sī )马迹开(🍗)始怀疑他的(💆)同(🙍)性恋身(shēn )份(👮)，仇视同(tóng )性恋的同事(shì )们(🌀)也开始怀(huá(⚡)i )着恶意蠢蠢(🧥)(chǔn )欲动起来。到(👓)底(dǐ )皮尼翁(🍾)能不(bú )能通(🦑)过层层(céng )考验(😞)，脱胎(tāi )换骨(📫)重新找(zhǎo )回(📼)人生的自(zì )信(🕞)呢...... 牵牛（车(🧙)太(tài )贤饰）(🧤)第(📥)一(yī )次与她(🏞)（全(quán )智贤(🎱)饰）邂(xiè )逅(😉)，就(🗿)毫无(wú )浪漫感可言。在地(🙁)铁上她就(jiù(🚑) )语(⛏)出惊人，喝的(👮)醉醺醺(xūn )的(🖐)她大声训(xù(🧖)n )斥(🧙)不自觉给(gě(😑)i )老人让座的人，吐完之后就(🛤)(jiù )软趴趴地(💘)倒(dǎo )了下来(🌇)。善(shàn )良的牵牛(🚄)上(shàng )前接住(🀄)，于(yú )是就只(🥀)好背着她(tā )到(🍷)旅馆投宿(xiǔ(🐮) )了。但是好(hǎ(🍝)o )心不一定有(yǒ(🙉)u )好报，牵牛(niú(🥥) )正在好好洗(👄)(xǐ(🕒) )澡时就被冲(📧)进来的警察(🕖)带走(zǒu )了。 故(🚅)事(👰)发(fā )生在1969年的巴(bā )黎，保(🚍)罗（杰瑞米(🧥)·(👂)戴维斯 Jeremy Davies 饰）(🍛)是一位(wèi )热(🧚)爱电影的(de )青(🕊)年(🥫)，怀揣(chuāi )着对(💰)于电影(yǐng )的美好理想(xiǎng )，他(🚵)来到了文艺(🛢)圣地巴黎，想(⛎)在这里，凭借着(🖇)自己(jǐ )的努(⏲)力和运(yùn )气(😈)打出一片(piàn )天(🅾)地。然而，现(xià(⏪)n )实却并不如(🏿)(rú )想象中的那(🧗)(nà )样美好，来(🏜)(lái )到巴黎后(🆕)，保(🎏)罗只能在(zà(🗼)i )片场里跑跑(♑)龙套，连摄影(🈷)机(🕙)(jī )都摸不到，更别说当导(🚲)(dǎo )演拍电影(🌿)了(🎌)(le )。 Tuba works daily at a grueling textile factory in Iran, returning home every night to deal with the rest of her problematic family, which includes: a pregnant daughter whose husband beats her regularly; a teenage son, who's been getting into trouble due to his burgeoning career in radical politics; and an older son who goes to great lengths--such as attempting to sell the family's meager house--in order to get an engineering job in Japan as a means of getting out of Iran. Unfortunately the 'friend' to whom he gave his money as an advance for his trip took off with the money, and the son finds himself without money, without a career, and with a debt towards a lot of people. To solve his problems he wants to deliver a package of heroin, but loses it, and has to flee. The film ends dramatically with a direct call from the mother to the camera crew asking what life has given them after all the sacrifices they have done, mirroring the opening scene. A former mercenary joins a military academy as a teacher. He soon discovers a neo-Nazi group, code-named Werewolves, formed among the cadets. He also quickly finds that they have military leadership among the officers at the Academy. 三名被淘汰(🧛)的演员必须(🤦)交(jiāo )出他们(💏)生(🕛)活(huó )中最令(🛐)人信(xìn )服的表演，这是一个(🛀)危(wēi )险情节(🏌)的组成部分(👳)，目的是(shì )为他(🕌)们的成(chéng )功(🍴)复出提供(gò(💊)ng )资金。 乔什(shí )（(🎮)凯文·席(xí(🛷) )格斯 Kevin Zegers 饰）的(🙋)母亲(qīn )杰基（(🏰)Chilton Crane 饰）同男友(🥘)帕特(tè )里克(🤺)（(🔬)戴尔(ěr )·米(⛵)德基夫(fū ) Dale Midkiff 饰(📗)）即将携(xié(💏) )手(🤮)步入婚礼的殿堂，就在两(🚆)(liǎng )人浓情蜜(💇)意(🐽)(yì )之时，一向(🐁)(xiàng )乖巧安静(🌫)的(de )黄金猎犬(🗼)巴(🦎)迪脱了线，将(🏒)整(zhěng )个婚礼搅得(dé )乱七八(➡)糟。在一番手(〰)忙(máng )脚乱之(🐙)后，惊魂已定的(💵)众人才发现(🕧)，原(yuán )来眼前(🐄)的黄(huáng )金猎犬(🛴)并非(fēi )巴迪(😅)，而是(shì )和巴(💇)迪有着(zhe )极为相(❗)似样貌的(de )另(✖)一只猎犬(quǎ(🐪)n )朱(📧)迪。 如果(guǒ )你(😳)以为《湖(hú )畔(🏪)惊魂》的(de )疯狂(🍏)编(🛃)剧史(shǐ )丹利（贾德·尼(🕍)尔森 Judd Nelson 饰）已(💞)(yǐ(🚵) )经死了，那(nà )就大错特错(📨)(cuò )啦！在神秘(✝)(mì(🕛) )"死亡"后，这位(🤵)编剧设法混入(rù )剧组当副(🎈)导(dǎo )，好确保(🤭)他(tā )的呕心沥血(xuè )之作能(🉐)够忠(zhōng )实呈(🦀)现于荧光幕(🍂)前；为了达(dá(🕊) )到这个目的(💠)(de )，他大概得(dé(🌙) )杀掉导演、几(😨)位女明星(xī(🚖)ng )和临时演员(📔)…