财(🎯)主(zhǔ )史耀(🍡)才、古(⛰)(gǔ )汉宗(🙂)(zō(🎏)ng )孤寒(há(🕜)n )刻薄，素来脸和(hé )心不(bú )和。适知县钱如(🤱)命得知蔡(🍸)太师以(🎾)妆(zhuāng )奁(❎)万(wàn )两为(🦄)丑陋女(💂)(nǚ )儿花(huā )娇招(zhāo )婿，即荐才(cái )、(✖)宗(zōng )两(🌁)家(jiā )相亲(🚗)。二人垂(🥞)涎(xián )巨财(🐡)，不惜高(🔬)价谢媒以作贿赂，并各出(chū )奇谋(🥏)(móu )为蠢(🚩)钝儿子(zǐ(🍆) )恶补(bǔ(🏅) )酬对(duì )，但(🏅)依然洋(📀)相尽(jìn )出，被太师遣回。原(yuán )来娇(🤖)属意命(🐶)，太师乐得(🔱)省回妆(🌩)奁。才、(🏌)宗(🗄)好(hǎo )梦(🌪)成空之际(jì )，竟(jìng )又为(wéi )路上拾得的一(🗞)文(wén )钱再(💳)(zài )起冲(🔽)突，争执(♏)间才将钱(❕)币吞进(🍏)肚子(zǐ )，宗(zōng )即闹上公堂(táng )，最(zuì(🤓) )终二(èr )人饱受刑(🛎)罚(fá )，苦(🍐)(kǔ )不堪(kā(🎪)n )言。
When a very old African woman offers an ambitious endocrinologist the secret of eternal youth, he decides to take his estranged and no-longer-young-and-beautiful wife along with him on the safari. But then she finds out the true reason for their sudden reconciliation is so that she can serve as his guinea pig. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially one with a stolen pineal gland tapper. But once you try Nipe, there's no going back.
剧情(❓)简介：
该片是根据民间故事改(🕣)编的黑(📯)白片，《虎姑(🔃)(gū )婆》是(🍱)早期(qī )流(💼)傳(chuán )在(📏)臺(tái )灣等地的民間故(gù )事，在臺(🐑)灣和白(🚩)賊七(qī )、(🍥)李田螺(🦈)、賣香(🐾)屁(🗑)、好鼻(🏣)師及水鬼(guǐ )城隍(huáng )等一(yī )樣，家喻戶(hù(🖼) )曉。
机竜(né(🔞)ng )之助（(💐)市川雷(🖕)蔵(🌯)(zāng )）は(🔘)京の島(🎤)原で宇津木兵馬（本郷功次(cì(💶) )郎）と対決する(🎻)が、靄(🚟)の中で両(⛹)者とも(♌)互(hù )いを見失ってしまう。怪盗(🌗)・裏宿(🍫)の七兵衛(🍴)（見明(🌟)凡太朗）(🎣)は島(dǎ(💘)o )原にいるお松（山本(běn )富士子(🍐)）の身(😨)請(qǐng )に向(👺)(xiàng )かう(💟)途中、(🛸)負(🌐)傷(shāng )し(🗣)た兵馬と出会い、共(gòng )にお松のいる(📭)木(mù )津屋(👻)(wū )を訪(🐕)れる。七(⬇)兵(⛴)(bīng )衛は(➖)つい先(👤)刻まで兵(bīng )馬が戦っていた相(🌵)手こそ、お松の(😈)祖父(fù(🚷) )を斬(zhǎn )っ(😔)た浪人(🏼)であることを伝える。仇が同じ(🍽)竜之助(🔡)であるこ(❔)とから(👄)、激しい(🎅)復讐の(😣)念を燃やす兵馬(mǎ )とお松。兵馬(😱)は新選(💆)(xuǎn )組を抜(🐢)け、3人(♟)は竜之(🌘)(zhī(🍠) )助の後(🆚)を追う。竜之(zhī )助はふとしたきっかけ(🥊)から丹後(🍔)屋(wū )敷(🦖)に逗留(🕜)(liú(🏆) )してい(🐽)たが、(😒)江(jiāng )戸へ向かい、上野の旅籠(🐗)(lóng )で浪人・酒井(🌰)新兵衛(🏵)(小堀阿吉(🚭)雄)と出(🚏)会(huì )う。酒井の引き合わせによ(🧝)って天(🧔)誅(zhū )組の(🌁)総裁・(🍞)松本奎堂(🌰)(táng )（羅(⭕)門光三郎）と行動を共にする(🌁)ことと(🌯)なるが、(⤵)天誅(zhū(🏚) )組は大(♐)敗(🆎)(bài )を喫(📨)し、藤堂藩(fān )、彦(yàn )根藩などに追わ(🐍)れるよう(🖥)になっ(🕉)た。その(🌉)最(✅)中、竜(🥢)(néng )之助(🉐)(zhù )は、追手が投げ込んだ爆(bà(💹)o )薬のため失明し(🤜)竜神の(😋)森に逃げ(💆)込み、(⛲)そこでお豊（中(zhōng )村玉(yù )緒）(🕶)と再会(📱)(huì )する。お(🍸)豊は金(🖐)蔵（片山(😋)(shān )明彦(⏬)(yàn )）に無理やり夫(fū )婦にさせ(💴)られ、(😌)室町屋と(🚈)いう旅(🚤)籠を営(🏫)(yí(🍑)ng )んでい(🚾)た。そしてその旅(lǚ )籠に兵馬が草鞋(xié(🌰) )を脱(tuō )い(🗣)だ…。
医(🦉)生与护(🐿)士(🍟)，一夜夫(🥍)妻
Park Nam-u (Kim Jin-gyu) works at a Japanese pharmaceutical company and lives happily with his wife, Gyeong-hui (Choe Eun-hui), in a house filled with beautiful white roses. Not long after hearing the wonderful news that his wife is pregnant, Park Nam-u is drafted into the war in the Pacific. Posted in the Gwandong army, he survives the battle, though his face is burned. Back home, Gyeong-hui receives a telegram stating that her husband is dead. When she gives birth to their son, Cheol-su (Nam Yang-il), she goes to live in Seoul. When Nam-u comes back to the country, he doesn't go to his wife, but rather goes to live in his hometown. On his way home, he encounters a child whose mother is dead, and takes her in as his own daughter. As his daughter, Park Pyeong-suk (Eom Aeng-ran), enters university in Seoul on a scholarship, Nam-u joins a pharmaceutical company thanks to his friend (Heo Jang-gang). Pyeong-suk and Cheol-su meet by chance and begin to have feelings for each other. When the president of the pharmaceutical company (Lee Min) holds a party commemorating a pending patent and invites Nam-u, Gyeong-hui, who is now the wife of the president, runs into Nam-u at the party, and she tells him that Cheol-su is his son. When Nam-u participates in the April 19 Revolution, he finds Cheol-su injured and brings him to the hospital and tells his family. Nam-u leaves, saying that everyone would be happier if he were to disappear. With that, he gloomily walks away.
Scene One
杜丽(🔟)娘(niáng )帮助恩人陆(lù )子良(liáng )，遭(zā(😟)o )丈夫胡玉峰(fēng )的(🔼)表(biǎo )妹(⏺)马(mǎ )小红(📱)趁机陷(🤨)害不(bú )守妇道，峰误以为真，休妻(📛)后娶红(👨)。丽(lì )红儿(⛹)(ér )大宝(🛋)、小宝(bǎ(🍍)o )常遭(zā(🕑)o )苛待(dài )，及父上京赴考(kǎo )，更(gèng )因(👆)发现后(♏)母与管(guǎ(🧐)n )家毕承(🥑)仁私通(🏪)而(🃏)被追杀(🍙)，幸得忠仆昌伯(bó )救助(zhù )逃亡寻母。丽与(🌓)(yǔ )护驾(jià(💓) )有功而(🌀)封侯的(♓)良(🥉)(liáng )重逢(🙀)(féng )，回家探望女儿时仁意图不轨，红适时(♐)(shí )撞破，却被(bèi )仁(🛎)误(wù )杀(🤗)，仁急忙移(😽)花(huā )接(🤝)木(mù )嫁祸(huò )丽。峰及第回乡(xiāng )查(🎱)办，判丽(🌾)充军。良乔(⚓)装打听(🌠)，沉冤终(zhō(👣)ng )得雪(xuě(🌅) )，而一双稚(zhì )女孝(xiào )感动(dòng )天，遇(👍)神仙相(😗)助(zhù )与父(📵)(fù )母团(🤱)聚。
赫鲁晓(🌺)(xiǎo )夫看(🐀)了这部片，才恢复了佐尔格的荣誉(yù )