大力神 变形金刚

SYNOPSIS A waiter (Amparo Munoz) with the personality of a house plant but not quite that intelligent, gets by on his good looks as he enjoys the favors of women. A duchess lands him a job as a gardener in the palatial spread of one of the ministers of Adolfo Suarez (Prime Minister in Spain at this time). The wife of the minister (impotent himself) seduces the mindless gardener, and apparently finds something lacking because then she goes after the minister's secretary. Unbeknownest to her, the gardener has just converted her into a budding mother. Meanwhile, terrorists decide to kidnap the gardener as a kind of bait (or practice run) for kidnapping the minister. Although it is not revealed until later, the secretary is in league with the terrorists, but then so is the minister. The whole lot of them, in fact, is really controlled by an international ring of corporate types promoting the use of nuclear energy. In brief, an impotent, secretly terrorist minister with a pregnant wife, stupid yet randy gardener, and lesbian, terrorist secretary is running part of the Spanish government, apparently about to be taken over by nuclear energy. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, Rovi Deke DaSilva （Sylvester Stallone饰(🧤)(shì )）和(😻)(hé(👡) )Matthew Fox （Billy Dee Williams饰(shì(📅) )）是(shì )纽约(yuē )市警(jǐng )察局(🍑)(jú )的两(🚣)(liǎ(🐩)ng )个好(😗)(hǎ(⭐)o )搭档(dàng )。Deke DaSilva非常喜欢他(tā )所做(zuò )的警(😴)(jǐng )察工(🗡)(gō(🍇)ng )作，多次(🍩)(cì )放弃(qì )晋级(jí )机会(huì )，当(dāng )他和(💄)(hé )Matthew Fox被分(🚽)(fè(✌)n )派到反(😃)恐精英队时，DaSilva对此十分不满，心怀芥(🚜)蒂。此时(🍼)，反(🥚)恐精英(🌙)的英国反恐专家获悉，一个臭名昭(🚌)著的恐(😯)怖(👲)分子团(👴)伙已经潜入纽约，意图通过连环恐(💞)怖袭击(♎)引(👷)发纽(niǔ(🥕) )约市(shì )的骚(sāo )乱。专家(jiā )向(😖)反(fǎn )恐(👬)精(jīng )英(💶)下(😴)(xià )达了(le )赶尽(jìn )杀绝(jué )的命(mìng )令，亦(🛢)引起DaSilva和(🐠)Fox的(➖)反(fǎn )感(🉐)。但是(shì )，随(suí )着炸(zhà )弹声(shēng )屡次(cì(Ⓜ) )在纽(niǔ(🐤) )约(🛐)市(shì )响(😪)起(qǐ )，他(tā )们开(kāi )始重新认识了这(🎪)伙恐怖(🔕)分(💈)子的凶(📥)残和危害，于是携手，对恐怖分子一(👘)伙痛下(😖)杀(📊)手，经过(🕧)一番血腥的厮杀，反恐精英击败了(🏻)这伙恐(👓)怖(🔑)分子，纽(😌)约市又恢复了往日的安(ā(🐭)n )宁。 BC A Special Christmas: Peter enlists his sarcastic one-legged friend Wiley to help conjure a myth based around the idea of giving. Seeing the chance to make a profit off the selflessness of others, the two caveman create a figure that develops into the first Santa Claus but are then baffled when the "myth" they've created apparently becomes real. Substituting gain for fulfillment, Peter and Wiley experience the true meaning of Christmas. Two outlaws: "The doctor" (Bud Spencer) and the indian Gironamo (Amidou) are helping villagers to fight a gang and a corrupt sheriff who has discover gold under the village. Mexico, 1840s. When the new Spanish Governor begins to grind the peasants under his heel, wealthy landowner Don Diego Vega (George Hamilton) follows in his late father's footsteps and becomes Zorro, the masked man in black with a sword who rights wrongs and becomes a folk hero to the people of Mexico. When Vega sprains his ankle and cannot figure out how to continue his campaign against the corrupt Captain Esteban, luck stays with Vega when his long-lost twin brother Ramon (also George Hamilton in a dual role), who was sent off by their father to the British Royal Navy to make a "man" of him, whom is also flamboyantly gay, and now known as Lt. Bunny Wigglesworth, appears for a visit. 'Bunny' agrees to temporarily take his brother's place as Zorro, but wishes to make some changes. Bunny becomes 'the Gay Blade' in which his new suits are lemon, plum, and scarlet colored, and Bunny insists on using a whip. Bunny also becomes the liaison between Don Vega and the liberal American activist/feminist Charlotte (Lauren Hutton) a long-time critic of Captain Esteban's policies, and who has a crush on her masked hero. Written by John Vogel {jlvogel@comcast.net}