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Totò, one of Italy's all-time great comedians, stars as a Neopolitan petty criminal named Don Felice, who pretends to be a Turkish eunuch. Felice is a fraudster and a womaniser who escaped from a Naples prison with his cell-mate, a pick-pocket named Faina (Aldo Giuffrè). The duo, now on the run, rob a foreigner who turns out to be a Turkish eunuch sent by the government to the house of Don Pasquale (Carlo Campanini), a wealthy and jealous Sorrento merchant, to guard his attractive wife Giulietta (Isa Barzizza) and his daughter Listetta (Primarosa Battistella) in exchange for the votes of his local constituents. Don Felice assumes the identity of the eunuch which provides much of the film's comedy.
弗兰克（罗伯特·米(🕛)彻(chè )姆(🕵)(mǔ(💗) ) Robert Mitchum 饰(shì )）(🎺)是(🌺)一名救护(🀄)车司机，一(🔼)(yī )天(tiān )，一(🕎)位名叫凯(🐤)瑟琳（芭(❗)芭(bā )拉(lā(📂) )·欧内尔(➗) Barbara O'Neil 饰(😎)）的妇(🕊)人(🐂)因为(wé(👨)i )煤(🍫)(méi )气中毒(🍗)而坐上了(🍊)弗兰克驾(😰)(jià )驶(shǐ )的(🥄)(de )救护车，弗(🍙)兰克就此(🧗)认(rèn )识(shí(👃) )了(le )凯瑟琳(🥎)的女儿戴(✍)安（简·西(xī )蒙斯 Jean Simmons 饰），戴安是一个既(jì )美(měi )丽又聪明的女孩，弗兰克(kè )很(hěn )快(kuài )就坠入了情网，而戴(📣)安似(sì )乎(🏏)(hū )也对(🐦)弗(❇)兰克格外(✂)热情，没(mé(👛)i )过(guò )多(duō(🦈) )久，弗兰克(🕙)就辞掉了(🐨)工(gōng )作(zuò(💕) )，成为了戴(🏩)安(📮)家的司(⛴)机(🈹)。
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