电影天若有情

This comedic political satire lampoons Russian communist leader Josef Stalin and ridicules the brief period of communism in Italy following World War II. The leader has sex on a bedspread with his own likeness. A hammer and sickle, along with a swastika, is prominently displayed on the posterior of his lovely mistress. The film continues with a series of sight gags, puns and short sketches with some brief interludes of female nudity. The finale finds Stalin's coffin being removed from the mausoleum in Red Square in Moscow and Italy finding another government. ~ Dan Pavlides, Rovi A group of professional gay pageant contestants who never actually win anything (referred to sarcastically as "thank you girls," in reference to the obligatory script a pageant host would throw to losing candidates as they flock out of stage), travel by jeepney, rickety from the years of use but beautified by its passengers' sheer creativity, from a losing stint in Davao City to Cagayan de Oro City, where they would try their luck in another pageant. 1944年夏，从延安(ā(🔹)n )来济南(😫)(nán )传达(🐟)中央指示的(de )特派员(🏮)(yuán )不幸(🧦)落入魔(🚴)掌。由此，展开了一场(💘)惊心(xī(Ⓜ)n )动魄的(🌴)(de )营救。 本片根(📳)据(jù )真(🍌)实事(shì(🌬) )件改编。描述一(yī )对夫妇(fù(🎚) )攀登雪(🦋)山却遭遇(yù )险境…… 在我(🐕)国西南(🐰)，地处川(chuān )，湘、黔三省交(jiā(👨)o )界的苘(🍀)(qǐng )疆，生活着以苗(miá(🎗)o )族为主(🐒)(zhǔ )的各(⬅)族兄．弟。清乾隆(ló(🍊)ng )五十九(🤟)(jiǔ )年，清(😻)政府横征(zhēng )暴敛，霸(🕶)田杀人(🚋)，使阶(jiē(🙈) )级和民(mín )族矛盾日(🏝)趋尖锐(🔹)(ruì )。“勾(gō(🤕)u )补惨案”成为苗(miáo )民(♑)起义(yì(🈸) )的导火(🐗)线。为求(qiú )生(👤)存、保(📓)田土，苗(🚁)民首(shǒ(⬅)u )领石三(sān )保、吴八(✝)月、吴(📶)(wú )陇登等(děng )歃血为盟，举旗(🚺)(qí )抗清(🤨)。被推为“苗乇”的石三(sān )保，在(👶)吴八月(✔)、吴陇登(dēng )等义军(🎲)首领的(♋)协(xié )助(😽)下，于乾隆(lóng )六十年(😏)正月借(🗼)大(dà )闹(🤫)元宵(xiāo )节，一举攻下(😚)乾(qián )州(🕒)重镇(zhè(💮)n )。各路义军进而(ér )连(👌)克松(sō(🔛)ng )桃、凤(🕜)凰二厅。三厅告(gào )急(🕗)，清府震(🌛)惊。乾隆(🕧)皇(huáng )帝急调(💟)名将、(🧓)云(yún )贵(😡)总督(dū(⬆) )福康安回京，命(mìng )其(⚾)率七(qī(🤓) )省绿营军10余万人(rén )扑进苗(🐬)(miáo )疆。 新(🏄)苑小学五(wǔ )年级二(èr )班的(💋)学生妮(🐁)娜、吉冬、吴勇、(🎾)郎军、(📿)童(tóng )明(💷)明他(tā )们各自的出(💗)身不(bú(🔵) )同，所(suǒ(🔷) )受的家(jiā )庭教育不(🕥)同，每(mě(🔸)i )人的性(🥑)(xìng )格