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Five-show series of unrelated comedy pilots. An obscure, nightmarish premonition prompts the sudden return of Doveed to his hometown in an effort to confront the neglect of its past. In the wake of a childhood friend's suicide, he re-enters a religious community locked in a lingering standstill, ruined by the brutality of repression, and lost in the shadows of collective guilt. Meanwhile it is autumn, and the trees are shedding their leaves. 约(yuē )会类电(👋)(diàn )视(🌇)节(jiē )目《我们约(yuē(💏) )会吧(✝)》收视(shì )率一路走(🎰)低(dī )，眼看面临(lí(🏴)n )停(😮)播，制(🌌)片(piàn )人盛蓉（刘(🖋)(liú )威(🌎)葳 饰）决(jué )定孤(📩)注一(🕠)掷(zhì )，邀请话题人(🐰)物参与节目录制以求(🎆)翻(🧢)身。珍妮（李菲儿(🚐) 饰）(🍭)调入《我们(men )约会吧(🌖)》，新人(🔆)气盛接(jiē )下了盛(🏈)蓉的(🗽)(de )任务——邀(yāo )请(📸)频频在八(bā )卦杂志亮相(🐾)(xiàng )的富二代陆(lù(🌿) )嘉森(🧞)(sēn )（王柏(bǎi )杰 饰(✨)(shì )）(🕗)担任(rèn )嘉宾(bīn )。另(🏓)一(yī(🐓) )方面(miàn )，珍妮的表(💎)(biǎo )姐顾迦（吴(wú(➕) )辰(🌜)君 饰(💎)）痴(chī )守音乐人(💩)高(gā(🙀)o )梵（丹尼斯(sī )·(🉑)吴 饰(🐎)）十(shí )年，最近迫(🐻)(pò )于家庭压力(lì )只得(🚤)与(🍓)各色人物相亲。盛(🦂)蓉节(🗡)目组的编导简晨(💂)为(wé(👏)i )了歌手女友(yǒu )莎(💑)莎（(🌡)曹苑(yuàn ) 饰）事业(🌋)发(fā )展，选择对(duì )外隐瞒(✡)了他(tā )们的恋情(🌦)。新一(⬆)期可能(néng )也是最(🍍)后一(😀)(yī )期的《我们(men )约会(🆖)(huì )吧(🌹)》将(jiāng )在情(qíng )人节(👥)开(kāi )始录(lù )制，围(🔱)(wé(🐇)i )绕着(🍸)(zhe )剧组的几对(duì )年(🏟)青人(🕐)各自(zì )在思考真(🧢)爱(à(♌)i )的意义…… ある(🕳)日、警(jǐng )察は国民の(🎿)イ(🌛)メージ上(shàng )昇を(👧)狙っ(🎠)て筋書きの無い(🤨)防犯(😋)訓練を行うこと(🐿)にし(🔧)た。しかし銀行強(🎧)盗(dào )役に選ばれた警官(👫)・平(píng )田（本木(🔚)雅(yǎ(😙) )弘）は、まじめ(🔳)で全(🐈)く融通のきかな(🍵)い性(📂)格だった。彼は大(🍃)真(zhēn )面目に強盗(🏐)(dà(🤲)o )計画(💕)を立案(àn )して犯(🌛)(fàn )人(🏻)役(yì )を遂行。すば(✨)やく(🌼)平田(tián )を検挙す(❣)るは(🧢)ずだった警官が(🌾)ド(🚱)ジを踏んで平(pí(😦)ng )田の(🕦)持つモデルガン(🔧)で撃(🥒)たれ死人扱いと(💪)なっ(😅)てしまったこと(😂)から、人(rén )質とともに(🧙)銀行に篭城(chéng )す(🥍)る破(🥡)目に陥る。しかも(🤤)この(🍖)ことが、お祭り(🤘)志向(🕖)のディレクター(🚹)（萩原(yuán )流行）に(📞)よっ(🖍)てテレビ中継さ(🌷)れる(❕)ことになってし(🕗)まい(🔸)、銀行の前には(💴)大量(😈)の野(yě )次馬が殺(⚫)到(🐧)(dào )。適当に落(luò )ち(🛰)をつ(☕)けてなんとか穏(🛄)(wěn )当(😤)に訓練を終わら(🚂)せよ(🏷)うとする警察の(🛵)意図は次々とくじかれ(💓)、防犯訓(xùn )練は(🔴)前代(🌪)未(wèi )聞の先が読(⏰)(dú )め(👚)ない展開(kāi )とな(🗄)って(🐊)しまった。誰(shuí )が(🥛)どうやって幕を引くの(🏟)か…… An obscure, nightmarish premonition prompts the sudden return of Doveed to his hometown in an effort to confront the neglect of its past. In the wake of a childhood friend's suicide, he re-enters a religious community locked in a lingering standstill, ruined by the brutality of repression, and lost in the shadows of collective guilt. Meanwhile it is autumn, and the trees are shedding their leaves. 馬(mǎ )駿（(⛑)楊群(🦈)）和師(shī )妹紫鳳(⚡)(fèng )（(🙌)韓(hán )湘琴）的新(♐)(xīn )婚(✒)之夜，他(tā )無意間(🚛)得知(zhī )父親馮驤是(🤬)(shì )被(🤙)黃飛龍（佟林）(🏳)與孔(🍉)(kǒng )烈（薛漢）所(💗)殺。而(😿)他(tā )的師父林正(🐌)海（馬驥）為終結這場(📍)恩怨，讓他改姓為(🎡)「馬(😰)」，並將他撫(fǔ )養(🙉)長大(🐅)。馬(mǎ )駿為報殺父(💠)(fù )之(♊)仇，瞞著(zhe )師父下山(🏎)。師父得知後(hòu )責備紫鳳(🎌)，並要她下山(shān )找(📖)回(huí(🏿) )馬駿。 Roy is killed by a couple of jewel thieves and then brought back to life and possessed by deceased serial killer “Blade”. He returns home and his mother is not very happy to see him as she wants to collect his life insurance policy. Soon, things get out of hand as mom is trying to make sure nobody knows that Roy has “come back” and Blade is trying to let everybody know that he has “come back”.