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Life could be just great for bankrobber Keek: His buddy Kalle is doing time for their last coup, while Keek has to retain the loot. Kalle will spend two more years in jail, so Keek is not exactly bothered by the fact that he has lost most of the money betting on horse races. But then Kalle watches a porn video 'starring' his girlfriend and he breaks free to take revenge. Suddenly, Keek is in desperate need of cash and even the weirdest scheme seems promising. Richie and Eddie are in charge of the worst hotel in the UK, Guest House Paradiso, neighbouring a nuclear power plant. The illegal immigrant chef has fled and all the guests have gone. But when a famous Italian filmstar, Gina Carbonara, who is in hiding from a fiance she doesn't want to marry, arrives at the hotel, things get very interesting! Another family come to the hotel as it is the only one they can afford, and when Richie uses the many tunnels and airways to steal some of their rubber bikinis, then is caught by the family's dad, he tries everything to get the video back. When Eddie finds some radioactive fish and it's served to the customers, a bunch of power plant workers find out and a quaratine is on its way. Even worse, when Gina's estranged fiance arrives, all hell breaks loose! Just in time for Eddie, Richie and Gina to escape to the Carribean and spend all their new found money! 宇宙(zhòu )的深渊，一颗硕(👁)大的流星与(yǔ )巨(♉)型(🖼)行(háng )星相撞(🕣)，流(📰)(liú(🛤) )星的(de )碎片散落于(yú )宇宙四(sì )处，对地(dì )球生物(wù )的(🙁)生(🐌)命安全(quán )造(🛁)成(⛺)了(👀)(le )威胁。神(shén )秘的(🥑)军(🍎)(jun1 )事组织领袖(xiù )米切预(yù )示到了世(🏖)界的命(mìng )运将(🎮)会(🎽)因(🆚)此改变，于是找(🚫)到(🚫)了雷神(shén )导弹计划的发明者(zhě )大(🚈)卫.克贝特，希(xī )望(🌓)用(🖖)他发明的卫星(🐜)(xī(🤾)ng )系统可(kě )以击毁陨(yǔn )星碎片。 丈夫(🈚)的突(tū )然离去(qù(🕯) )让(Ⓜ)罗贝塔(tǎ )（(❎)梅(💱)丽(😕)尔·斯特里(lǐ )普 Meryl Streep 饰）陷入了深(shēn )深(shēn )的痛(tòng )苦之(🙈)中(👎)，和(hé )大多数(🍇)(shù(🎋) )的(💁)主妇一(yī )样，罗(🖌)(luó(🔍) )贝塔的整个(gè )世界就(jiù )是丈夫和(🧑)(hé )家庭，如今这(👀)两(🏵)样(🚜)(yàng )东西都(dōu )已(🦂)经(㊗)崩塌碎裂，这让年纪已经不小(xiǎo )的(🈸)罗贝塔该如何(hé(📸) )自(🥃)处？ 玛丽娅是(🔻)一(🌗)(yī )个反对阿根廷军(jun1 )事独裁组织里(🐈)的激(jī )进分子，她(🔒)在(🤹)一(yī )个小市(♓)镇(🛴)上(🆔)教阅读(dú )和写作(🦈)(zuò )，她和母(mǔ )亲住在一处破旧的(de )房(🎗)子(🍴)里(lǐ )，部分房(🎒)(fá(❤)ng )子(👭)(zǐ )还供出租。一(😛)个(🎸)(gè )年轻而(ér )羞怯的寄(jì )宿者费(fè(😊)i )里斯爱上了(le )玛(🔼)丽(🔧)娅(😔)(yà )。他似乎(hū )没(💽)有(🌙)过(guò )去没有家庭(tíng )，只是(shì )在寻找(🏷)一个车库(kù )——(☕)至(🔝)少他自己这(zhè(🔓) )么(💄)说的。一天早(zǎo )晨，一班穿制服的(de )军(⛺)人当着玛丽娅(yà(🕣) )母(👑)亲的面把她(👔)抓(👵)走(😎)(zǒu )了。她被带往奥(🎁)(ào )林波车库——在布(bù )宜诺斯(sī(👩) )艾(😳)利斯对(duì )付(📲)平(🎟)民(👀)百姓的众多(duō(😘) )审(✒)讯室(shì )之一。为(wéi )了(le )迫使玛丽娅招(👎)认(rèn )，中心(xīn )的(🖋)头(🚡)头(🌘)泰(tài )格里用(yò(😟)ng )上(🈁)了他最棒(bàng )的手下(xià )人费里斯(sī(🎽) )，那个(gè )寄宿者。玛(😟)(mǎ(🥧) )丽娅决(jué )定豁(🐔)出(🍾)去(qù )赌一把(bǎ )，她能够活命的唯(wé(🥫)i )一希望是费里斯(🗣)(sī(🥒) )，她的拷问者(🎆)。 一(🐽)(yī(😟) )个拥有无穷魔力(🔸)(lì )的魔术师西蒙，来(lái )到巴黎。遭遇(⛰)一(⛲)(yī )次无语言(🕎)交(👀)流(✖)的神(shén )奇爱情(🌁)(qí(🥦)ng )，同时他(tā )还帮助巴黎警察接(jiē )连(🎮)破获(huò )匪夷所(🈚)思(🎆)(sī(🅰) )的案件。奇幻的(🎷)爱(🏹)(ài )情，在(zài )奇怪的案(àn )件中展(zhǎn )开(⬅) ... 玛努埃拉(lā )（丝(😼)莉(🚿)(lì )亚 洛芙　饰(🖱)）(🐧)的(de )丈夫在儿子(zǐ )出生前(qián )就离开(🆘)了(le )妻子，玛努埃拉(🐤)成(🎉)为了单(dān )身(🍭)妈(🎩)妈(💨)，带着儿(ér )子埃斯(🎮)特班来到马(mǎ )德里生活。儿子(zǐ )从(➕)不(⬅)知道爸爸的(🦐)事(💕)(shì(😽) )情，玛努埃拉只(😊)(zhī(📟) )好对儿子说父亲已(yǐ )经过世(shì )。然(🍕)而，儿子终究不(🍑)相(🕡)信(🍥)。他在日(rì )记本(💜)里(😺)悄(qiāo )悄写下对父亲的想(xiǎng )念。 凯(kǎ(💨)i )瑟琳（基(jī )娅拉(🍻)·(⛲)马斯特洛亚(yà(🚏) )尼(😕) Chiara Mastroianni 饰）经历过一(yī )段非常(cháng )失败的(🏓)感情(qíng )，这让(ràng )她(🥑)紧(👙)紧的(de )闭锁了(🦇)(le )自(🔲)己(🐁)的心房，对待(dài )爱(🏈)情再也不抱任(rèn )何的期望。焦急的(🅾)(de )母(🉐)亲介绍了一(🥩)名(🥦)(mí(😰)ng )医生和凯瑟琳(🌰)相(🍺)亲(qīn )，凯瑟琳虽然并(bìng )不喜欢这名(👣)医生，但还是(shì )和(🧡)他(🍻)携手(shǒu )步入了(🗼)婚(🚇)姻的殿堂(táng )。