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阿(🤴)李(张达明(mí(🈵)ng ))是一个生活(huó )安(🗼)定(dìng )的银行(🏾)职员(yuán ),在误(🌼)(wù )信朋友投(🚋)资(zī )失败(bà(🚮)i )欠下数百万(😆)(wàn )巨债(zhài ),巴志(zhì(🎌) )明(黄子(zǐ )华(🏕))卓(zhuó )号"爸(bà(😓) )爸",一事无成(🚄)(chéng )却也(yě )总(🎖)认为自己(jǐ(🤸) )武艺(🆗)(yì )样样(🧞)皆能(🎰),于(yú )是他(tā(🤩) )们二人决定(🍲)(dìng )抢劫(jié )银(📷)行,闹出百(bǎ(🐈)i )般笑(🔩)(xiào )话…(📃)… 5000 years ago, in India, men started to capture and tame elephants for war, parades and worship. Still today, the young Makbul grows up in daily contact with the wild and domesticated elephants that live in the forest around his native village in southern India. Over the objections of his mother, Makbul follows in the footsteps of his father and grandfather, going deep into the forest to learn the age-old profession of the mahout, or elephant handler in the government's employ. When an elephant calf named Vikrama is born, the animal is placed under Makbul's care. The boy raises and trains the elephant, but when his father dies, Makbul now head of the family but too young to be hired by the forest department, must seek work in the neighboring villages, away from the elephants. The bond between Makbul and the life of his forebears is too strong, and as he passes into adulthood, his destiny of becoming a mahout is fulfilled... Jimmy has a gambling debt and uses a lie to get his girlfriend Susan to help him find $900. Susan uses another lie to get her bartender brother Ray to help, but Ray hates Jimmy. Ray wanders around the local bars collecting the money; Jimmy's looking for Ray and Susan's looking for Jimmy. If the wrong people meet, the lies will unravel. 即将大学(xué )毕(⛏)业的朱波（(🚲)高峰 饰）利(💌)用假期来到(🐄)周家做家教(🌋)。平时性格自卑的(💮)周芒芒（黄(🍶)思圣 饰(shì )）(📖)天性喜爱收(🤢)集(jí )研究昆(🐉)虫，父亲(qīn )（(📑)吴惠麟 饰(shì )）担(🥅)(dān )心此爱好(✅)影(yǐng )响学(xué(🤓) )习，一气之(zhī(🙉) )下把(bǎ )他收(😯)(shōu )集的昆(kū(🍇)n )虫标(👒)(biāo )本全(🏣)(quán )部(🍓)扔掉，芒(máng )芒(😐)伤(shāng )心致极(💬)，感(gǎn )到没(mé(🏎)i )有人能理解(🏓)(jiě )他(🧞)的(de )内心(🔌)。睡梦(mèng )中，他仿佛(⏰)回到(dào )乡下(⬛)(xià )的爷爷（(🎎)伍园梁(liáng ) 饰(🦆)）家，那里是(⏰)(shì )一个五彩斑澜(👜)的世界。内向(💾)的朱波暗恋(🎹)校园里一白(🕛)衣女孩，担他(🏆)始终(zhōng )鼓不(🅱)起勇气向她(tā )表(🚦)白。朱波(bō )在(➖)与(yǔ )芒芒接(🧟)触中(zhōng )常常(🌞)(cháng )鼓励他，夸(💏)(kuā )他是(shì )最(🍏)棒的(🕳)，很(hěn )少(🌄)得(dé(🐩) )到别(bié )人夸(📥)奖(jiǎng )的芒(má(⏺)ng )芒心(xīn )生暖(🎲)意，他(tā )认下(🐲)(xià )了(⛑)朱波这(📚)个(gè )老师(shī )，从此(Ⓜ)二人(rén )心有(❣)(yǒu )灵犀，芒芒(🏠)(máng )的自(zì )信(🛎)心逐渐增(zē(🚍)ng )强。期中考试来临(🚏)了(le )，班主任老(🧕)师发(fā )现了(👵)一个与以前(🕰)不一样的芒(🐩)芒...... SYNOPSIS 小武（王(🤤)宏伟）是山西汾(🍏)阳一个屡教(🏙)不(bú )改的“惯(🤢)偷”，即使公安(🏗)部(bù )门在(zà(🗻)i )搞严打活动(🗽)(dòng )，他(🥏)(tā )仍要(🎹)想方(💕)设(shè )法下(xià(🤢) )手。但是抛(pā(💇)o )开所(suǒ )谓的(😴)(de )“小偷(tōu )”身(shē(🕛)n )份，他是个十(🎂)分(fèn )恋旧(jiù )十分(🏭)传统的(de )人，亲(🙆)情、友情(qí(⭕)ng )在他(tā )心中(💩)都有沉(chén )甸(🆗)甸(diàn )的分量。但(dàn )昔日(rì )亲朋(🎄)好友早将他(🌯)(tā )看作瘟神(🏁)，惟恐(kǒng )躲避(🖥)不及。无形之(💜)中，小武只能去做(🐢)边缘人，换回(✍)某些满足和(🍧)安慰。 杰夫是(🎢)一个丧偶(ǒ(📲)u )摄影师，他(tā(🐁) )的朋(😌)(péng )友鼓(🐃)励他(🐭)开(kāi )始约(yuē(🌄) )会。当他有(yǒ(🦖)u )了一(yī )个新(👰)生意，他邀(yā(🏟)o )请漂亮的广(🛄)(guǎng )告执(zhí )行代(dà(🥘)i )理出去约会(🏵)(huì )。第(dì )一次(👈)约会后(hòu )，事(🤔)(shì )情变得开(🧀)始(shǐ )有点(diǎn )不可思议。首先(xiā(🤨)n )，她来到杰(jié(🗺) )夫的(de )家里，自(⌚)己去后(hòu )院(🦔)游泳池。此外(👢)(wài )，一天有50个电话(🍞)，她把杰夫的(🚯)名字在通讯(🛰)录写了一遍(✒)又一遍，就像(🔈)她在13岁时被(😽)一些(🔶)明(míng )星(🕟)看了一眼(yǎn )。Lynn的(de )精(➗)神病加重(chó(🏷)ng )，开(kāi )始杀害(🐞)了。这就(jiù )导(👠)致了最后(hò(🚁)u )她和(hé )杰夫心理(😦)惊(jīng )悚的(de )对(💂)峙(zhì )。 SYNOPSIS Jack（黎明(🔡) 饰(shì )） 追(zhuī(😼) )随皮哥多年(🍛)(nián )，阿(ā )豪（刘青云(yún ) 饰）是(🏰)追哥的得(dé(😫) )力助(zhù )手，两(🤝)人各(gè )为其(🔟)(qí )主，却早已(⬅)耳闻(wén )对方威名(🗿)。在一(yī )次行(🌵)动中，阿豪放(🥐)了Jack一马。二人(🏟)驾车狭路相(🧥)逢，相互对撞(😛)，各自(🥛)从车内(🕵)爬出，但手中(zhōng )却(👳)拿着各自从(🎻)家(jiā )里带来(🐕)的珍(zhēn )藏红(🏩)(hóng )酒，二人因(🎢)(yīn )而偕(xié )同女友(🏪)琪（蒙嘉(jiā(🍇) )慧 饰）和玲(🐆)(líng )（梁(liáng )艺(🚓)龄(líng ) 饰）一(🔣)起 去(qù )小酒(jiǔ )吧痛饮，直(zhí )称(❌)相(xiàng )见恨晚(🔸)，便(biàn )相约(yuē(🚠) )大战过后再(😩)(zài )来喝(hē )个(🚹)痛快，但(dàn )两(🚤)人(ré(👗)n )心中各知自(😖)此一(yī )别后(⬜)再见便是生(⌛)(shēng )死相搏之(🥓)时。阿豪、Jack在(🕥)泰国(🙏)两败俱(🥃)伤，但老大下手，阿(🕖)豪双腿被打(🚴)断，Jack被打至完(😬)全昏(hūn )迷。