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一个(gè )出(📮)租车司机,他们(men )需要(💣)(yào )钱来支(🏜)付他的(🕥)(de )盲妹(mèi )妹(🐀)的运作必须(xū )考(🤣)虑对三名兄(🌖)弟(dì )和(🔓)他(tā )们的(🥣)危险阿姨(yí ),他们(🖼)(men )是寻求报复,为(wé(🐢)i )他们的父亲(🚾)的死(sǐ(🗡) )因(yīn )。 Alvin Purple, the world's most unlikely sex symbol stumbles from woman to woman and job to job in this zany, sexy Australian comedy. 龙自(😬)小便醉心(📠)(xīn )武术(🔗)(shù )，但由于不能(néng )支(🌎)付学费，只(⛏)好从(có(🍼)ng )旁偷学。其(🌋)间，巧遇(yù )一位武(🥗)功(gōng )高强(qiáng )的老叫(💅)花，并拜他(🏒)(tā )为师(🌌)，苦练武功(😎)(gōng )。十(shí )年寒暑，龙(🚴)已(yǐ )经练得一身好(🔫)武功(gōng )，并(🐐)经常路(🌶)见不(bú )平(🖖)，行侠仗义。其(qí )中(🔵)一(yī )次，与一(⏫)流氓(má(😒)ng )结怨。后来(👢)，那(nà )流氓(máng )找其(📙)师父出头(tóu )，怎(zě(🚥)n )料其师父正(👬)是(shì )龙(🛌)之杀父仇(🥉)人。 A young model and her petty thief boyfriend find their way through the English fog to a backwoods manor in hopes of looting it. What they find instead is murder, and when the model attempts to find the house again, her efforts come to naught. 本(běn )片(🏣)为申江(💀)于1972年自(zì )编自(zì )导(🗃)的战国时(💛)代(dài )历(🎯)史武侠片(🙅)。故事(shì )描述，公元(👡)前二(èr )五七(qī )年，秦(🌟)国(guó )图并(➿)(bìng )吞六(👑)国，秦昭王(🍘)发(fā )兵攻赵国。魏(❣)、赵为(wéi )邻国，倘赵(🌟)被(bèi )攻破(📆)，魏自难(🕸)保全(quán )，但(⏹)魏王怕秦，按兵(bī(🕜)ng )不动。后太傅(➿)(fù )被杀(🏘)(shā )，魏王纳(👳)其女(nǚ )如姬（夏(📧)凡）为(wéi )妃，答应(🅿)代其复仇(chó(👼)u )。信(xìn )陵(🍒)君（宗华(🌓)）门客朱(🥔)亥（张(🍾)斌(bīn )）为救国，乘机(🍮)代(dài )姬报(😝)(bào )父仇(🏿)，以请姬(jī(🐏) )盗魏王身(🕗)上的兵(🖖)符(fú )令牌，发兵却秦(⏲)(qín )救赵(zhà(🕟)o )…… Tom Newcliffe, a rich businessman and expert hunter summons six guests to his huge country estate which he has rigged up with video cameras and a high-tech security system. He tells them and his surprised wife that they are all to stay over a weekend and that all of them will be kept on the estate during that weekend. For each guest, dead bodies have followed in their wake and the way that the dead have been murdered means that one of the guest is a werewolf and Tom has summoned his guests here to discover who it is and to hunt it down... The film has a clip at the beginning asking people in the audience to try to identify the werewolf and near the end there is a 30-second "Werewolf Break" for the audience to think over the evidence... 一(🌚)位(wèi )年輕(🔫)(qīng )女子，名為安妮(🤫)塔(tǎ )患有心理問題(🐩)和(hé )性濫(📕)(làn )交，是(🏞)因她混(hú(🔱)n )亂的童年和漠不(🕗)關(guān )心的父母。她經(🤱)(jīng )常和(hé(🛩) )多位陌生人發(fā(👛) )生性(xìng )關係，雖被(🌸)她(tā )的親友(🤑)認為淫(🦁)蕩(dàng )輕浮(😛)，也全然不在(zài )乎(🤱)，只是得不到一(yī )次(💘)真正的「(🏛)高潮(chá(🤰)o )」。當她遇(❄)見埃里(lǐ(🏤) )克，是該(🕶)地一(yī )所大(dà )學的(😚)學生，他試(🎶)圖(tú )通(💇)過分析她(🤰)過去(qù )的關(guān )係(➰)，他幫(bāng )助她(tā )的煩(🚾)惱。埃里克(📳)露(lù )出(🏘)她最親密(🎿)和最(zuì )激烈(liè )的(🔵)遭遇戰之後(hòu )，他決(🛬)定，為了她(✊)(tā )克服她的色情(⬜)狂(kuáng )，他(tā )首先必(🚯)須讓她(tā )壓(🛀)制(zhì )難(🌪)以抑制的(✡)浮(fú )濫性慾望。經(😱)歷(lì )漂亮心理學家(👆)-提供(gòng )強(🎖)制(zhì )性(🚔)的同性戀(🌞)診(zhěn )療，及(♈)埃里克(😦)細心(xīn )觀照，與一系(🤫)列(liè )事件(🦁)(jiàn )的性(🛳)愛嘗(cháng )試(🦆)，在賞心悅目的方(🍉)式(shì )，自然使她達到(📠)(dào )了性(xì(🌴)ng )高潮，直(🗞)到她(tā )被(⤵)“治愈”了........ While traveling in England, shy American Jenny Frifth is swept off her feet by charming Paul Tanner. Within days of meeting, the couple are married and living in Paul's isolated seaside home. However, Jenny begins to suspect Paul is keeping secrets from her; will she uncover his ruthless plans before it's too late? Valerie, a beautiful young girl, watches over her cousin's place while he is away for six months. Not one to take advantage of her new "digs", she spends her first night there reading, playing records and. calling her girlfriend Sophie over for some hot lesbian sex! Later that night, members of a crazed sex cult break in and mistakenly kidnap Sophie. It seems Valerie's cousin, a member of this cult, has some incriminating photos and the leader wants to ruin his life. Realizing the mistake, the cult leader sends over a sultry French maid to seduce and kidnap Valerie (only AFTER some steamy sex, of course). Once the kidnapping plot is uncovered, Valerie and Sophie's horny friend Fred head over to the cult's mansion stronghold to put a stop to all this madness! Returning from retirement, Frank Sinatra gives a concert that includes both old standards like "I Get a Kick Out of You" as well as newer fare such as "Send in the Clowns". Much of the program consists of Sinatra solo, but he is reunited with former MGM co-star Gene Kelly during one charming segment.