不懂女人

哈(🎴)里斯（(😹)Dominic Purcell 饰）、(🔺)吉(jí )拉（Josie Maran 饰(👢)）和(hé(✨) )希德(dé )（Marcus Thomas 饰）(✏)是当年同(tóng )在(👬)一所学(🖌)校(xiào )求学(xué(🏏) )的好友(🌗)，他们的(de )一个老(🚝)友因(yīn )车祸(huò )不幸(🍂)身(🔧)亡，三人(rén )参(🥣)加(jiā )完(♏)葬礼(lǐ )后决(jué(🚗) )定借酒浇愁。天(tiān )色(🚦)已(😇)(yǐ )晚，当地酒(✊)(jiǔ )吧皆(📧)已打烊。他(tā )们(🛳)突(tū )发奇想，竟(jìng )跑(😰)去墓地(🧡)喝酒狂(👐)(kuáng )欢。希(👌)德偶然在(zài )一(🐂)块墓碑上发现一条(🌊)(tiáo )神秘(⏪)的铭文(🐨)(wén )，三人(👦)读(dú )过后不(🔎)以为(wé(🌨)i )意，继而在(zài )墓(🈂)园中尽(jìn )情起(🌱)舞。 Aditi Singh is a young Indian woman working as a secretary in Bombay. She gets romantically involved with Rajiv Kumar, the overseer of her office at the university of Bombay. Coming from a traditional family, she asks Rajiv to get engaged, but he refuses. Thus begins the secret love story that drives this film. All the dialogues in it are monologues adapted from the love letters exchanged by Fernando Pessoa and Ofelia Queiroz. This compilation represents 30 years of work from independent filmmaker David Markey. From his beginnings as a pre-teen experimental film auteur to his music videos for major labels, Cut Shorts displays Markeys unique and askewed view. Markey employs a frenetic Documentary-style approach mixed with punk fiction on the dime. He feverishly produced these backyard films much like the Do-It-Yourself attitude found in punk zines and bands. Featuring Thurston Moore, Kim Gordon, Jordan & Jennifer Schwartz, & Sofia Coppola Music by Devo, Ciccone Youth, Sonic Youth, The Shaggs, The Posies, Abby Travis & others. Aditi Singh is a young Indian woman working as a secretary in Bombay. She gets romantically involved with Rajiv Kumar, the overseer of her office at the university of Bombay. Coming from a traditional family, she asks Rajiv to get engaged, but he refuses. Thus begins the secret love story that drives this film. All the dialogues in it are monologues adapted from the love letters exchanged by Fernando Pessoa and Ofelia Queiroz. 彭(pé(🏼)ng )妮在(zài )童年(🏜)时期经(🐱)历了(le )一场车祸(🆘)，她的(de )父母在这场车(🔕)祸(🛐)(huò )中双双身(💑)亡(wáng )，彭(🕠)(péng )妮虽然侥幸(🎙)逃生(shēng )，却(què )因此留(📇)下(🚅)了(le )严重的精(🚒)神创伤(🎖)(shāng )。经(jīng )过多年(🆑)的各(gè )种治疗，彭妮(📽)的(de )精神(🥑)(shén )医生(😙)决定带(🐙)(dài )彭妮重返当(💼)年的事故(gù )现场，希(🕡)望(wàng )通(👝)过这种(🏢)治疗方(🔀)法帮(bāng )助彭(🚌)妮鼓起(🍖)(qǐ )勇气重新(xī(🧦)n )去面对当年(niá(🔝)n )的惨剧(👎)，克(kè )服她对(🗂)汽(qì )车(👺)的恐惧。两个(gè(🤓) )女人一路驾车前(qiá(😷)n )行(💸)，不知不(bú )觉(💓)开(kāi )到(🧥)了一条寂静的(💞)(de )山间高速公(gōng )路上(💪)(shà(🎻)ng )，发现路边有(📿)一(yī )位(🥩)搭(dā )便车的神(🏴)秘(mì )男子。出于好心(🚞)(xīn )，她(tā(🥜) )们让这(🏖)个男(ná(🍲)n )人上了车，但没(méi )有想(xiǎng )到的是，这(🔪)(zhè )个神(😷)秘男子(🥢)是个极(💣)其(qí )残忍的(🧣)嗜血(xuè(🏜) )杀手，当他上车(🍫)时，她们的治疗(liáo )之旅(🆔)转变(biàn )为了(💝)死亡之(🐆)(zhī )旅，彭妮碰到(💸)了比她(tā )多年的梦(🏜)魇(🦉)(yǎn )更为(wéi )可(♿)怕的事(⛷)情…… 收录于(🔝)DVD第13卷(juàn )中。 OVA的故事紧(🕌)接着TV第(dì )13话，也(🥒)就是(shì(👣) )被定(dìng )性为13.5话(🔣)，夏娜和(hé )吉田(tián )同(👮)学总因(🐖)为(wéi )某(🍹)些小事(📭)而吵吵(chǎo )闹闹(nào )，就在这样(yàng )的吵(🧞)架拌嘴(🙎)中，两人(🤖)(rén )还是(🚥)和悠二(èr )一(😗)起去校(🤬)外踏青，在(zài )围(📽)绕着争夺(duó )悠二的争(⏪)吵中，他们(men )之(🐁)中会有(🧔)新(xīn )的恋情爆(🔝)(bào )发吗？　　这部(🍷)OVA只(🏩)不过是剧场(🕧)版(bǎn )上(❄)映前的一(yī )道(🈴)杀(shā )必死小点心罢(🎧)了(le )，没有和红(hó(🉑)ng )世之(zhī(🌇) )徒的激斗，也不(🤸)(bú )会有人有生(shēng )命(👆)危(wēi )险(🏹)，如果硬(🤗)要扯(chě(☕) )上战(zhàn )斗的话，那(nà )么悠二同学如(🌙)果(guǒ )不(🍘)想(xiǎng )受(👆)到任何(🕯)一(yī )方责难(📨)的话，还(🏆)(hái )是在(zài )巨乳(🕷)和贫乳(rǔ )中好好做出(🦀)选择吧，最可(💉)怕的还(➕)(hái )是女人的怨(🖕)念啊！ 据(jù )说是阿根(🐊)廷(💮)(tíng )的极少主(🐉)(zhǔ )义电(👪)影大师(shī )，利桑(🏷)德罗·阿隆索(suǒ )这(🐞)部63分钟的(de )电影(🦏)(yǐng )看起(🤖)来像630分钟。说是(🛃)蔡明亮(liàng )式的(de )镜头(🥂)语言，布(🐆)莱(lái )松(🧘)式的声(🌹)效(xiào )特征(zhēng )。讲的故事：一(yī )个导(🔩)(dǎo )演等着出席(🍞)(xí )自己(🧒)电影首映式(📂)(shì )，在(zà(🚡)i )楼里面走来(lá(🀄)i )走去；最后电影(yǐng )开(📒)始(shǐ )，一共有(🤷)三(sān )个(🕚)观众：他自己(🗽)，收(shōu )票小姐，和(hé )引(💜)座(📝)员。这不是滑(🔪)稽(jī )电(💮)影，而是(shì )对于(➕)电影(yǐng )的自我意识(👵)(shí )。 影片以“伪纪(✴)录片(pià(💼)n )”的形式再(zài )现(👍)了(le )伪造了轰动一时(😛)(shí )的“罗(💴)斯维(wé(🐎)i )尔事(shì(🚬) )件”丑闻的始末(mò )。1995年，一部(bù )记录(lù(📤) )1947年7月4日美国新(🥣)墨(mò )西(🏍)哥(gē )州罗斯(😈)维尔(ě(🖨)r )飞碟坠毁事件(🧥)后(hòu )，美(měi )国军方科学(🐋)(xué )家对外星(🥡)人尸体(🎲)(tǐ )进行(háng )解剖(🦀)的黑白(bái )纪录片被(😟)证(🈂)明是一场(chǎ(👌)ng )骗局，引(✅)起(qǐ )了世人极(🅰)大的轰动。拍摄这部(😶)解(jiě )剖外星人(📨)(rén )短片(👭)的年轻(qīng )人雷(😊)·桑蒂利（德科(kē(🎤) )兰·当(🦕)纳利(lì(⛸) ) Declan Donnelly饰）和(🔮)盖理·舒菲(🥤)尔(ěr )德（安东尼(ní )·(🐼)迈(mài )克尔帕特(🐕)林 Anthony McPartlin饰）(🎳)一手操办了(🏝)(le )这场(chǎ(🏡)ng )欺骗世人的疯(🏡)狂(kuáng )闹剧(jù )。但这两位(🆒)(wèi )年轻人还(🎒)是坚称(🎧)(chēng )他们(men )的确有(👧)拿到(dào )母片，只是影(🅰)片(🎅)(piàn )因故(gù )损(🎬)毁，他们(🚓)(men )才不得不进行(🐌)伪造。 普雷姆（沙(shā(🧠) )希德·卡泼尔(🏗) Shahid Kapoor 饰）在(🍻)(zài )父亲的百般(🏑)(bān )要求之下(xià )决定(🈺)去相亲(🔢)(qīn )，见面(🙉)的是一(🀄)位名叫(jiào )普(🥩)纳木（阿(ā )姆瑞(ruì )塔(🍆)·拉奥 Amrita Rao 饰）的(🍖)(de )美丽女(🎂)孩。虽然(rán )对(🦃)这次相(🌂)亲并不(bú )抱有(🐄)任何的(de )期望(wàng )，但普雷(🐋)姆还是(shì )被(🛸)聪(cōng )慧(🌴)活泼的普(pǔ )纳(🛳)木所深深吸引(yǐn )，两(👚)(liǎ(🙋)ng )个人无论是(🎨)(shì )性格(🌊)还是爱好都(dō(🗃)u )可谓(wèi )是天作之合(☝)(hé )，很快，他们就(⭐)坠入(rù(⭕) )了情网，并(bìng )决(⏲)定于半(bàn )年之后结(👆)婚(hūn )。