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In a tiny kingdom, a goose herd girl seizes her chance for 'revenge' on royal heiress Elisabeth whose haughty entourage once humiliated the maiden by ordering her to fetch water for a drunk the princess didn't even want. Indeed she is part of the train with magic horse Florian when the princess is sent to her betrothed, king Gustav's studly son Leopold. Thus the maiden sheds the third of the queen's blood drops shed to protect the princess and forces her, by near-drowning, to accept an identity-swap. Heartstrings is a 2009 British animated short film directed by Rhiannon Evans at the University of Wales in Newport. It tells the story of two stop-motion figures made from string, who fall in love; their love is represented by a red string that connects them at the heart. 供(🤘)职于某(mǒu )杂志(zhì(✳) )编辑部的(de )佐仓(cā(🏖)ng )真由(😜)美（井上(shàng )美琴(💻)(qín ) 饰）生活(huó )枯(🔎)燥(zào )无聊，她和继(🗼)母带来的弟弟康(👯)平（兼崎(qí )健太(🎋)(tài )郎 饰）共(gòng )同(🗳)居(jū )住，并长期与(🛸)(yǔ )上司(sī )保持着(🦎)不(bú(🌧) )伦关(guān )系，爱情之(🔸)花迟迟未能绽放(🚬)。生活空洞(dòng )压抑(🐍)的真由美(měi )某日(🤗)(rì )参观一个(gè )日(🐏)本(běn )画展(zhǎn )，她为(🚁)其(qí )中一(yī )幅“鱼(🕴)篮观世(shì )音”的画(♈)所吸(🌝)引，继而结识(🈸)的该(🌄)画的作(zuò )者——(🌛)女刺青(qīng )师矢(shǐ(🏀) )野纯子（伊藤(té(🐠)ng )裕子(zǐ ) 饰）。不(bú(🤟) )久，真由美邂逅了(💇)黑社会分子平田(♎)武（波冈(gāng )一喜(👂)(xǐ ) 饰），乐(lè )观的(🌋)(de )平田(📡)适时抚慰(wèi )了真(🎼)(zhēn )由美孤单(dān )受(🥤)伤(shāng )的心灵，这两(🔻)个身份地位不同(🍻)的人迅速(sù )陷入(😅)热恋。然(rán )而好(hǎ(🍐)o )景不长，身处(chù )江(💊)湖(hú )中的平田(tiá(⬆)n )不可(🆑)(kě )避免地卷(😹)入一(🚑)(yī )起黑帮仇杀事(🐜)件之中，他们的爱(🛺)情之花(huā )开始(shǐ(📁) )凋零…… 亚瑟(sè(🔼) )（凯德·麦拉(lā(⛽) )德 Kad Merad 饰(shì )）遭到相(🥁)(xiàng )恋五(wǔ )年女友(🚮)的突然劈腿，难以(🚮)接受(🐅)事实的他(tā )决定(🤛)(dìng )远赴千里(lǐ )赶(🐁)往(wǎng )迈阿密阻止(😠)她(tā )的婚(hūn )礼。不(🔪)料(liào )在机(jī )场阴(🚫)差阳错的被女飞(🏠)贼艾米丽（梅兰(😯)妮(nī )·杜迪 Mélanie Doutey 饰(⛓)）缠(💪)上(shàng )，艾米丽(⏸)(lì )身(👺)怀(huái )绝技(jì )、专(🍴)偷名(míng )画的(de )女贼(🍗)艾米丽盗(dào )走了(🔋)一幅价值不菲的(🕜)名画，为了躲避警(🙀)(jǐng )察的(de )搜查，将(jiā(🍫)ng )偷取(qǔ )的名画放(❌)入了(le )亚瑟(sè )的行(🦔)李包(🤠)(bāo )中。一路上艾米(📁)丽千方百计想取(🐐)回名画，却(què )一路(🤼)(lù )被跟踪而(ér )来(🧢)的(de )警察扰乱(luàn )计(🐹)划(huá )，无(wú )辜的亚(🥪)瑟(sè )也被(bèi )误认(🎢)为是同伙，阻止前(🕣)女友(🖕)婚礼的计划(😔)(huá )眼(🛀)看要泡汤，“绝(jué )顶(🍨)”衰男(nán )亚瑟(sè )不(⛷)得(dé )不与绝色(sè(🌰) )神偷(tōu )共同进退(🙁)，一(yī )路浪漫逃亡(🐅)。 Life on the Rock never seemed easy, but for Mitsy it is especially rough. The teenager has been abandoned by her mother, a particularly unfit parent prone to both the bottle and the sex trade. She is left to be brought up by her mercurial grandmother Bride, who is well-meaning but oppressively suffocating. Mitsy's dreams for the future hinge on her desire to be a hairdresser, but her current emotional well-being revolves around a wee dog named Sparky, an unwanted canine misfit to whom she becomes hopelessly attached. After Bride agrees to let Mitsy take the dog in as a pet, the teen tries desperately to create a happy, safe place for Sparky to thrive - basically, she wants to offer the dog the kinds of comforts she has never known. But Mitsy's life is shaken once more when her mother returns to Newfoundland. Even though Mitsy is thrilled, Bride wants nothing to do with her never-do-well deadbeat daughter. It's a family made up of three wildly dysfunctional generations, always poised to clash. And in the midst of it all, Mitsy is learning about her emerging sexuality and developing a crush on a local bad boy who works in a rather grim fast food joint. 寿宴上，村长黄秉(📲)义（洪(hóng )金宝(bǎ(😶)o ) 饰）展示(shì )了精(🤑)(jīng )湛(💆)的厨艺，龙(lóng )头刀(🧘)(dāo )法格外出(chū )众(🤹)。帮厨阿良（洪天(🥤)明 饰）受黄继祖(🛤)（樊少(shǎo )皇 饰(shì(🔰) )）指示，在菜(cài )里(➗)投毒陷(xiàn )害黄(huá(💮)ng )秉义(yì )，使后者(zhě(🔄) )被愤(📈)(fèn )怒的村民驱逐(🚌)，龙头刀也被剥夺(🍄)。黄秉义来到师傅(⏪)女(nǚ )儿沈(shěn )青（(🍔)应采(cǎi )儿 饰(shì )）(👇)开(kāi )的四海一(yī(🅱) )品店(diàn )，在此结识(👁)了(le )刚刚学成下山(🐊)的龙建一（吴建(📒)豪 饰(🎻)）。两人(rén )对四川(📍)名(míng )菜开(kāi )水白(🆗)菜的品评(píng )不谋(🌯)(móu )而合。黄(huáng )秉义(⛽)(yì )更是一针见血(🐅)地指出了要害，厨(👔)师不服(fú )，与之比(🔞)拼厨(chú )艺，结果甘(🥏)拜(bà(👾)i )下风(fēng )，愤(fèn )然离(📕)去。店中(zhōng )不可一(👛)日无厨，所以沈青(💢)力邀黄秉义掌勺(👫)，龙建一见(jiàn )所投(🧡)(tóu )靠的厨师(shī )不(🤬)及(jí )黄秉(bǐng )义，便(🈵)要(yào )跟他(tā )比拼(👳)刀工，结(jié )果输得(🤳)心服(🚕)口服，甘愿做其弟(🚋)子，并且(qiě )在帮(bā(🅾)ng )厨中与沈(shěn )莹（(👡)加护亚依 饰）暗(💑)生(shēng )情愫。黄(huáng )继(😇)祖(zǔ )为报父仇，三(🤫)番五次前来挑衅(🥒)，于是双(shuāng )方展开(📨)了一(♈)场(chǎng )餐桌(zhuō )上的(🛄)较量(liàng )…… 本片(😳)(piàn )上演了一(yī )出(🍁)雇(gù )凶杀人的黑(🌃)色喜剧，改编自著(📆)名舞台剧，荣获圣(👜)地亚(yà )哥电(diàn )影(🌷)节最佳(jiā )剧本(bě(🎌)n )奖。 平凡なサラリ(🌔)ーマ(🔥)ンの戸田(tián )は、(🤖)妻と娘3人で慎ま(⏹)しくも幸せな生(🍇)活(huó )を送(sòng )って(🌑)いた。そんなある(👰)日、戸田(tián )は、(😞)勤務(wù )先に配属(💄)された派遣社員(🐰)の沙(💝)耶に執拗に迫(pò(👾) )られ、肉体関(wā(📱)n )係を持つように(✋)なる。やがて沙(shā(😞) )耶の行為は次第(📏)にエスカレート(🖼)していき……。 The Carpenter tells the tale of a writer, a group of high school kids and a killer. The Kids party, the writer writes and the killer becomes legend.