可(🔠)(kě(🏜) )爱搞怪的小(🥢)生(🔜)（郝绍文 饰(🈹)）因(yīn )受(🌓)(shò(📲)u )不(bú )了(le )父亲娶了新妻子(🅿)而(🗻)责骂自己(jǐ )，便(biàn )离(lí )家(💗)出走。一路游(🏍)荡(🥢)，接着小生认(🍋)识了校工(gō(🎤)ng )达(💟)(dá )叔(shū )（吴孟达 饰），纠(💿)缠达叔收留(liú )他(tā )。达(dá(💿) )叔(🛤)一直喜欢一(🗜)个卖花的盲(➿)女(🌇)(nǚ )（朱茵(🌶) 饰(🏿)），并(bìng )假(jiǎ )装有钱人天(🚒)天(🚊)在她的花摊买花(huā )，希(xī(🔭) )望(wàng )尽绵力(📆)帮忙她。达叔(🥃)所(💽)任职(zhí )的(de )学(➡)(xué(🌋) )校有一群顽(🥟)劣(liè )的学(🦔)生(🔫)，没有老师能够把他们(men )教(📶)(jiā(👁)o )好(hǎo )，校长只好悬赏50万聘(🔉)请老师。达(dá(👊) )叔(🚖)(shū )知(zhī )道盲(💷)女的手术费(🚺)正(🚸)好是50万，面对顽劣的学(xué(⏸) )生(shēng )，达(dá )叔决定跟小生(🌴)一(🐗)起到乌龙寺(🚻)(sì )学(xué )艺(yì(🛫) )。学(🕊)成归来的(🤾)达(🕋)叔果然把学生教(jiāo )的十(📜)分(💒)守规矩(jǔ )。但为了让学生(🍎)阿武（金城(🥉)武 饰(shì )）在(🍉)(zà(🥄)i )情(qíng )敌面前(🧖)出(🚯)口气，帮阿武(👚)催眠(mián )打(😝)(dǎ(🥥) )架(jià )，达叔被学校(xiào )赶走(😥)了(⛲)。小生出主意到自己家(jiā(😉) )里(lǐ )偷(tōu )出(🔢)(chū(🛡) )50万，可惜失败(⛵)了，为了使达(📷)(dá(🗓) )叔(shū )能(néng )逃走，小生被父(💓)亲抓住……
1990年代，北京。来(⤵)(lá(🆑)i )京(jīng )参(cān )加(🎏)(jiā )集训的短(💳)跑运动员常(🌥)平(🕒)（邵(shào )兵(bīng ) 饰(shì )）在一(💤)次(🈁)意外事件中结识陆小扬(✏)（宁静 饰）(🚻)。小(xiǎo )扬的男(🏍)友(😕)大鹏（耿乐(🕤) 饰(🍏)）整日(rì )打(🌾)(dǎ )理(lǐ )生(🚲)(shē(🎭)ng )意，忽略了对女友的关照(🎿)，小(🤕)(xiǎo )扬很是不满。通(tōng )过一(🈸)段时间接触(🔬)，小(🔨)扬对陆平(pí(♑)ng )产(chǎn )生(shēng )好(🎊)(hǎ(📭)o )感，但作为残疾人运动员(🏑)的(de )陆(lù )平(píng )自感配不上(🦕)小(🏄)扬，心里非常(🈵)矛盾。在一次(🌋)为(wéi )小(xiǎo )扬(📴)(yá(🎷)ng )家(jiā )扛煤气罐时残腿受(📂)伤(🃏)影响了(le )训(xùn )练(liàn )，白教练(😿)（芝诚 饰）(🅾)十分生气，收(🍑)回(🙎)假肢以阻(zǔ(🔪) )止(🌁)(zhǐ )他与小扬(🖊)约会。被人(📫)横(🌆)刀夺爱(ài )的(de )大(dà )鹏(péng )要(➕)跟(🌂)常平决斗，但当他看到(dà(⬅)o )对(duì )手是个(🐦)裤(🥕)管空空(kōng )的(⏹)残疾人时，内(🐛)心(🦄)说不出什么(me )滋(zī )味(wèi )。残(🅱)运会开始了，此时的小扬(😬)(yá(🏙)ng )刚(gāng )知(zhī )道(🏛)常平的身份(💅)，她急忙赶往(🈚)体(👨)育场，无奈因(yīn )没(méi )票(pià(💭)o )被(👟)(bèi )挡在外面，但场内响起(🎿)的雷(léi )鸣(mí(🅾)ng )般(bān )掌(zhǎng )声(🌟)让(🌨)她悟到了什(🕞)么(📄)......
This film is based on a true story about a British teenager who allegedly poisoned family, friends, and co-workers. Graham is highly intelligent, but completely amoral. He becomes interested in science, especially chemistry, and begins to read avidly. Something of a social misfit, he is fascinated by morbid subjects such as poisons and murder. His family environment is intolerable to him and, in particular, his stepmother torments him. He decides to poison those who annoy him, first with antimony and later with thallium. He smugly thinks himself cleverer than all those around him, but nevertheless he is caught and sentenced to 'rehabilitation' at a psychiatric institution. Once there, he undertakes to deceive the new eminent psychiatrist sent there to 'cure' him, thereby securing his release.
铁皮鼓导演(🕉)Volker Schloendorff的又一作(😙)品(⛔)，《乱世启示录》，英文片名为(😵) The Ogre，德(📌)(dé )文(wén )为(wéi )Der Unhold，意为‘食人(🚚)魔’，故事讲(🚨)(jiǎ(🐬)ng )一(yī )个法国(🏄)战俘亚伯(bó(📥) )（(📘)约翰马可维奇饰演）在(🐒)战争(zhēng )中(zhōng )的(de )所(suǒ )见所(📽)闻(⏳)与所思。
Dr. Karloff prisons an alien from the Leguminous Planet and calls his friend Dr. Marins to help him in his experiences, because the Leguminous Monster is an anarchist intellectual full of hate against the human beings. While the scientists discuss about the monster, Caquinha is convinced for him to let him go. Done that, the Monster kills the scientists and kills everyone he finds in his way.
来到(🔥)香港讨(tǎo )生(🚠)(shēng )活(huó )的大(🍿)陆(😁)武术高手阿金（杨紫琼(🔹) 饰(🍈)）起初只能(néng )去(qù )摄(shè(🤰) )影(yǐng )棚做电(🎢)影替身演员(🍎)，由(🔢)于身(shēn )手(shǒ(🎁)u )不(🎫)(bú )凡(fán )又能(🌞)吃苦，不久(🔈)她(🎈)就成为女武师，与武术指(🤽)(zhǐ(😨) )导(dǎo )霹雳（洪金宝 饰）(👗)成为配合默(🕟)(mò(🔖) )契(qì )的(de )搭(dā(😺) )档。阿金偶识(🏛)SAM（(🌳)黄家诺 饰）后(hòu )堕入爱(💳)河，离开(kāi )片场随SAM来到深(😬)圳(😊)，协助他料理(🏻)(lǐ )卡(kǎ )拉(lā(💸) )OK厅(tīng )的生意(🌫)，慢(🚭)慢发现自己在SAM心(xīn )中(zhō(🐃)ng )的(🐋)(de )位置类似看场子的“保镖(🔈)”，加上SAM风流成性(xìng )，阿(ā )金(🚅)(jī(🈺)n )在忍无可忍(🔬)之时带着心伤(🤯)离(lí )开(kā(🆚)i )深(🗨)(shēn )圳(zhèn )回到香港曾投摄(😇)影(🆒)棚生活，并在霹雳的鼓励(🎟)(lì )帮(bāng )助下(😄)，重建信心很快(🏤)找回自己(jǐ(🌎) )。
新(🈳)(xīn )加(jiā )坡珠宝商贾老板(👉)受新加坡华(huá )侨(qiáo )商会(📧)重(👯)托，携情(qíng )同手足的仆人(🈹)阿三赴上海(🧓)，向(🐇)(xiàng )中(zhōng )国(guó )共(gòng )产党捐(🆙)赠(📵)一笔用以购买抗日(rì )军(🎉)(jun1 )火(huǒ )的巨款。不料两人一(😔)到(😔)上海立即成(👲)为日本远(yuǎn )东(💬)(dōng )情(qíng )报(⛑)(bà(😸)o )局、国民党军统特务及(💏)上(🔑)海(hǎi )黑(hēi )社(shè )会(huì )等几(🚎)股恶势力围(🌷)追堵截的目标(💘)，几方均想截(🥁)(jié(♑) )获(huò )巨款。 肩驮小猴的洪(🔰)先生与坐(zuò )黄(huáng )包(bāo )车(💎)(chē(🐬) )的薛小姐分别与贾老板(🎡)接触(chù )以(yǐ(🎪) )言(🕧)试探，贾老板(bǎn )不敢贸然(🎶)行(📦)事，机警地搪塞过(guò )去(qù(🎫) )。咖(kā )啡厅内，滚地龙与王(📑)秃(🗃)头均(jun1 )想(xiǎng )劫(✂)(jié )持主仆二人(😑)，但都未得(🤱)手(🚞)。贾老板与阿三虽(suī )经(jī(🏤)ng )历(🐍)(lì )一(yī )番凶险，总算平安(🔗)回到住处(chù(🀄) )。 第(dì )二(èr )天，贾(👱)老板按约定(🏊)来(🥡)到黄浦江畔又见到了薛(🔳)(xuē )小(xiǎo )姐，交谈中得知薛(🏭)小(🖇)姐和洪先(xiān )生(shēng )正(zhèng )是(🎶)(shì )他要找的(💸)人(🏥)。由于情况突变(biàn )，薛小姐(⛅)要(🔉)贾老板(bǎn )立即回饭店。贾(🕒)老板赶回饭店(diàn )匆(cōng )匆(🐗)(cō(🌜)ng )收(shōu )拾东西(🍜)，洪先生的小猴(😣)出现(xiàn )在(🍍)(zà(💙)i )窗(chuāng )台上，贾老板把一条(🉐)带(😃)银铃的项圈戴在猴子(zǐ(🆔) )脖(bó )子(zǐ )上(👥)(shàng )将它放走。之(🎞)后，日本远东(🛢)(dō(🥢)ng )情(qíng )报(bào )局(jú )特务小(🏍)林(😟)多喜抓到贾老板，命他们(🥚)交(📭)出巨款(kuǎn )，正在难解难分(🌎)之际，贾老板(🏇)被(🕥)(bèi )滚(gǔn )地(dì )龙(lóng )乔装的(🤮)日(😘)本兵带到一仓库内(nèi )。混(👄)乱当中，薛小(xiǎo )姐与洪先(🤼)生(👀)率人救出贾(🍫)老板与(yǔ )阿(ā(✈) )三(sān )。但因(🤝)寡(🏹)不敌众，薛小姐不幸(xìng )被(🧗)(bè(🚚)i )捕(bǔ )。 洪先生告诉贾老板(🕸)，猴子脖子上(🕸)银铃里的(de )银(yí(🤞)n )行(háng )帐(zhàng )号(🎰)已(🔨)经取出，他代表中国共(🛥)(gò(👵)ng )产(chǎn )党(dǎng )和(hé )中国人民(👶)感(🌿)谢新加坡爱国华侨捐赠(🔏)的巨款。贾(jiǎ(🆙) )老(🈶)板和阿三毅然谢绝返回(🌓)新(🧠)加(jiā )坡(pō )的(de )安(ān )排，奋勇(🚄)参加了营救薛小姐(jiě )的(🈶)(de )行(💖)动。经过一场(🍺)(chǎng )恶战；他们(😍)救出了薛(🍌)小(⏸)姐，而(ér )滚(gǔn )地(dì )龙(lóng )、(⛱)小(💭)林多喜等在爆炸声里葬(🌗)(zàng )身(shēn )于(yú(🎱) )废墟之中。