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在一个聚(jù(🗑) )会上(🍈)，一(🈵)个(🚣)学生被选中，最后被扔进一个没有(🏓)水(🙈)(shuǐ(😄) )的(👱)池子里(lǐ )。弗兰克(kè )是一个极(jí )客(🙌)，他从(🐏)(cóng )父(🤲)亲的实(shí )验室里得(dé )到了一个(gè(🕖) )大(🆘)脑(👚)，并(👻)(bì(💅)ng )同意让这(zhè )个(gè )男孩拥(yōng )有(yǒu )它，以(🕷)换(huà(🌶)n )取一个与(yǔ )大众见面(miàn )的机会。原(🏴)来(🎮)，大(👝)(dà(🔵) )脑(🙀)原本属(shǔ )于一个连(lián )环杀手。当这(📽)个(🔷)少(shǎ(🏠)o )年怪物变得疯狂的时(shí )候，受欢(huā(💣)n )迎的(🥠)梅(🕖)西(🚟)(xī )与前极客(kè )弗兰克(Frank)的关系变得(🐾)很(🗡)浪(🏚)漫(🥡)。 一部德国(guó )版的“古惑仔”故事(shì )。比(🔒)起“说(🚃)什么(🍖)”（情节），导演显(xiǎn )然更在意(yì )“怎(🐀)么(💦)说(🚗)(shuō(🏛) )”（(🔤)手法(fǎ )）。本片(piàn )最出色之(zhī )处(chù )是(🎉)一组(🌃)(zǔ )组(zǔ )流畅的蒙(méng )太奇。看(kàn )起来(🏵)有(👸)一(📸)(yī(🤶) )种(🔗)隐隐的(de )不安和躁(zào )动，仿佛(fó )一种(🛠)血(📋)液(yè(🌸) )渐渐地融(róng )入电影中。可惜的是电(🐹)影的(🏓)情(🌐)(qí(😀)ng )节过于简(jiǎn )单，以至(zhì )于电影似(sì(📘) )乎(🥄)沉(➿)醉(💒)于技巧的炫耀而失去内在的张力(😘)。不过(🔤)，青春(⚪)或(🐘)许(xǔ )就是那样(yàng )一种荷尔(ěr )蒙(🍂)的(📎)瞬(🏾)间(💖)(jiā(🚣)n )喷发和之(zhī )后淡淡的(de )迷惘和无(wú )力(⬅)感。 洛(🔐)(luò )文布署械(xiè )劫珠商行(háng )！他成做(🗄)好(🙌)(hǎ(🍫)o )两(🦅)件(👙)准备(bèi )工作：第(dì )一，他搭(dā )上了(👍)珠(🎠)宝(bǎ(📕)o )商行的貌(mào )美女秘书(shū )少美，少(shǎ(🈳)o )美把(🌝)商行(🧢)(háng )内各大小细节事项给洛文全说(🔦)(shuō(🛩) )清(💊)楚(📯)，第(dì )二，他招(zhāo )揽了五名(míng )来自不(🚷)同背(😳)景的(🎨)做案高手参与此事。他们分是金星(🔋)、(🔌)木(😈)星(🏅)(xī(🤴)ng )、水星、火星、土(tǔ )星。就在(zài )行动(🔲)时，等(🥣)候他们(men )的却是一(yī )大群警察(chá )，|在(📛)交峰(🏉)(fē(🚧)ng )中(😤)他们死(sǐ )的(de )死伤的伤(shāng )，之后他(tā(🔙) )们(🙅)互相(🐘)猜(cāi )疑和残杀(shā )起来··· You can't hold too much against this knowing that it was made in four days, and I had expected it to be campy anyway. (It's not all that campy in reality. With the exception of Kevin Kalisher and Huntley Ritter, who don't take themselves seriously, the rest of the cast plays it halfway straight; Riley Smith is exceptionally bad.) The ridiculous story is actually paid attention to, which kind of shocked me; I assumed the whole purpose with these ultra-low-budget horror movies was to cater to the basest sexual fantasies and not give a damn about the story, but they use lots of words like "technological" and "physicality" in the script to get their point across. (Although it's possible that the story is important only to explain why there's so few cast members.) Nobody cares about this stupid storyline, and the only things that are interesting in the film are the mocking of cults and the soft-core homoeroticisms (which aren't all that edgy). I would have enjoyed it more if there were just some random killings for no reason. The film is grainy, with a TV-quality look and acting level. There are a few "sexy" scenes that are alright -- the boys writhing in bed in their boxers, feeling themselves up; or being tied down and making orgasmic faces while wine is poured on them -- and some of them are kinda funny. And I liked the digs at L. Ron Hubbard and the intended irony of a story about religious cultists told with intense gay overtones, but it still isn't any good. 3/10 此片(🗺)为(wé(🚓)i )《白色(💿)杀(shā )机》的续(xù )集！ 为了(le )忘记一年前(🦈)跟(🎖)杰(📧)克(⛩)弗罗斯特苦(kǔ )战的恶梦(mèng )，山姆跟(🛢)(gēn )太(🧑)太安(🍤)及(jí )好友乔萝拉来到热带小岛度(🌅)耶(⬅)诞(🍁)节(⛰)，没(🎂)想到在上次的追捕(bǔ )行动中和(hé )山(💪)姆的(🥖)基(jī )因融为一(yī )体的杰克(kè )这次(🕵)变本(🤷)(bě(😍)n )加(🚘)厉，他(tā )的小雪球(qiú )宝宝杀光(guāng )了(🐊)岛(♊)上所(🌚)(suǒ )有(yǒu )的旅客。 安以会让(ràng )山姆过(🍭)敏(mǐ(🛅)n )的香(💶)蕉杀(shā )了所有的(de )雪球宝宝(bǎo )，杰克(⛴)因(🚯)(yī(🚟)n )而(👎)誓言报(bào )仇，不但(dàn )杀掉了饭店的(📟)工作(🐻)人员(⬅)，还一(yī )步步向安(ān )逼近... 华少(shǎo )（(👻)刘(🍵)德(💣)华(⛪)(huá(👶) ) 饰）是一个潇洒风流的电脑公司高(⬆)层，公(🥊)司里的一个小职(zhí )员令他十(shí )分(😢)头痛(🍊)。小(🐽)职(⛓)员命(mìng )叫Kinki（郑秀(xiù )文 饰），每当她(🌳)的(💰)(de )神经(👺)质发(fā )作便会到(dào )处清洁，她(tā )一(🐫)心想(💦)得(dé(🤰) )到美满的(de )爱情，实(shí )际却令她(tā )失(😒)望(✴)。后(🎢)(hò(♑)u )来Kinki做了华(huá )少的助理(lǐ )，乐于帮(bā(🐝)ng )助他(😢)人的(🗝)(de )她引来了很多事端，华少不得(dé )不(🅱)每(🚛)次(🚺)都(🍣)(dō(♉)u )帮她解围(wéi )。导致公(gōng )司的人都以为(⛏)他们(⛸)有染。华少的前女友看不过眼，便决(🎤)定(dì(🧟)ng )介(🏩)绍(⛹)少年(nián )富豪Roger（黄(huáng )浩然 饰）给Kinki认(🐑)识(🍩)，Roger对Kinki一(🧚)见钟(zhōng )情，可是(shì )此时华少(shǎo )对Kinki表(🤞)现出(👆)(chū )了(🕔)过分的(de )关(guān )心，让女(nǚ )友觉得他(tā(😴) )喜(🐨)欢(👜)了(🅰)Kinki。Roger逼着Kinki跟她(tā )结婚，Kinki打(dǎ )电话给华(huá(😺) )少求(🥥)助，船(📈)在华少(shǎo )赶到前已(yǐ )经开出。 故事(💈)发(🥘)生(👝)在(➖)美(🐥)丽的圣(shèng )彼得堡，从小亲密(mì )无间的(👱)奥(à(⏲)o )列格和阿廖沙都深深地爱着同学(👴)卡佳(🐉)，但(🐟)卡(💏)佳却远嫁到了(le )莫斯科。十年之后(hò(🎟)u )，已(💒)是法(💡)(fǎ )院侦查员(yuán )的阿廖沙(shā )突遭不(👫)幸(xì(⬛)ng )，身为(🍋)厂(chǎng )长的父亲(qīn )在家中与(yǔ )母(mǔ(🚼) )亲(🕡)同(🤝)时(🌀)被(bèi )杀，嫌疑(yí )犯在逃跑(pǎo )时被打死(sǐ(🐏) )，检察(🌗)院(yuàn )准备就此(cǐ )结案。阿(ā )廖沙觉(📢)得(📕)(dé(✈) )其(👵)中(🎸)疑点(diǎn )重重，决心离开检察院独自将(💰)(jiāng )案(➖)情查个(gè )水落石出(chū )