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This is a special Boxing Day event on BBC THREE. Matt and David, with Rob Brydon, discuss the show. What's more, there are digital delights afoot. Press the red button during the any of the three scheduled episodes and get Matt and David's commentary. 宁静(🗼)的(de )原(📇)(yuán )始森(sēn )林，透着一种让人(🍀)窒息的杀气，平静(jìng )中(zhōng )步步(bù )杀机……森林像巨大的坟墓，等(děng )待(dài )着送(sòng )死的人(rén )群……几个护林员和学者(zhě )组(zǔ )成探(tàn )险队进行(🤫)在茂(🙏)密的(👮)森林(🚜)里，他(🆕)们(men )的(🚕)目的(🎤)(de )是为(🚤)(wéi )了(🚖)探寻(🥑)神秘动物骨头的来源(yuán )…(👩)…他(👪)(tā )们(🤜)误(wù(🚒) )闯了(👋)怪兽(🏴)的禁(🕊)地，发(⚾)现大(🥣)批尸(📂)骨(gǔ(😑) )，这时(💣)(shí )危(🍬)险接(🎹)踵而至，有队员洗澡时被(bè(⚽)i )袭(xí )击惨(cǎn )死，营救人员也受到怪兽袭击受(shòu )伤。在(zài )惊恐(kǒng )中探险队想逃离森林，但高智商(shāng )的(de )怪兽(shòu )开始围(wéi )猎人群，恐怖、血腥不断(⛪)(duàn )上(🐉)(shàng )演(✊)，窒息(🏛)死亡(🤷)的攻(🔟)击谁(📉)也逃(👖)不掉(🗝)……(🍭) 影片由(yóu )四章(zhāng )组成，分别(🧓)是“相(🎥)爱”、(🏇)“危机(🎞)(jī )”、(🍕)“背叛(👎)”和“离(🤤)弃”。四(🍔)个章(♏)节通(🏳)(tōng )过(🐲)(guò )四(🕚)对(duì(🦂) )不同(👾)夫妇展示。第一章中托玛索(🛣)(suǒ )和(hé )古里(lǐ )娅先(xiān )后经历幽会、初吻、性爱、同居(jū )，最终(zhōng )结婚。第二章的芭芭拉和马尔科(kē )恋(liàn )爱数(shù )年后陷(xiàn )入“危机”：一个儿(🏛)子能(🐤)(néng )挽(🏎)(wǎn )救(😜)他(tā(👗) )们吗(🥛)？第(⚓)三章(🏮)里的(👼)欧尔(🍱)内拉拥有(yǒu )一种独(dú )特的(〰)(de )神奇(🌀)力量(🥉)；最(🚫)后一(📓)章的(❎)男主(🍉)(zhǔ )人(🎤)公(gō(🍽)ng )无(wú(🔓) )法面(🕥)(miàn )对(🍜)生命(🙎)中的(🔀)悲剧，不得不求助于(yú )书(shū )本知(🏝)(zhī )识，而(ér )书的名字恰好是“爱情手(shǒu )册(cè )”！ 艾丽(lì )丝是一个性感而愚蠢的喜剧(jù )演员(yuán )。白天(tiān )忙于拍摄情景喜剧；晚上则和众(zhòng )多(💥)(duō )别(🚺)有(yǒ(🌻)u )目的(📕)的女(💞)演员(🦄)周旋(♎)于各(💬)类老(👑)板明(💱)(míng )星(xīng )饭局(jú )。成天追寻着名人(🐮)，最终(😺)她爱(🌮)上(shà(👹)ng )了一(🖐)名(mí(💲)ng )作家(🌐)(jiā )，而(🦁)这位(🕴)作家(🏺)将为(😎)她写(🥄)一本(🌎)(běn )私人(rén )小(xiǎo )说…… Gilberto is a 40-year-old gym teacher in a Tuscan high school. One of his students, 17-year-old Paolina, has a crush on him and hounds him relentlessly, threatening to accuse him of sexual harassment if he doesn't go out with her. Meanwhile. Gilberto has met the woman of his dreams, the stunning vet, Victorian inspired modern day supernatural film noir, set against the backdrop of Whitechapel, mediums and the work of supposed pagan architect Nicholas Hawksmoore. A hobby astronomer accidentally discovers an unknown comet. While the comet is moving toward earth, the lives of nine different characters cross. 少女凯丝(⛸)在17岁的时候梦到她妈(mā )妈(mā )要死(sǐ )了，结(jié )果事实正如她梦到的那样(yàng )发(fā )生。几年之后，她又梦到他的朋友们(men )相继(jì )死(sǐ )去。她希望(⚡)能阻(🥈)止这(🏳)一切(🧥)，于是(🍿)她写(🏤)(xiě )信(🗄)(xìn )把(👇)朋(pé(🐈)ng )友们(🏕)叫到野外的一间屋子里，希(xī )望(🧀)(wàng )能(🛺)保(bǎ(🎋)o )护他(🌋)们。然(📰)而，可(🏣)怕的(🤹)事情(🗓)还是(🆒)(shì )接(🌿)二连(🐭)(lián )三(🧗)的(de )发(🎓)生了…… 大块头有大智慧(huì )，这(🏢)(zhè )仅(jǐn )仅适(shì )合形容席恩（范·迪塞尔 Vin Diesel饰）的(de )海(hǎi )军特(tè )种部队(duì )生涯。他曾经无比神勇，无(wú )所不(bú )能，是个忠实威猛的军人。但现(😿)(xiàn )在(🌆)，席(xí(🔵) )恩却(📷)(què )接(💧)到一(🕔)个令(🎞)他大(👱)为头(🎗)痛的(🚥)任务：照(zhào )顾五(wǔ )个年龄跨度(💺)从婴(🌃)儿期(✋)到青(🤨)春期(🏧)的(de )孩(🍸)(hái )子(🚺)，保护(🤵)他们(🖊)免受(👤)歹徒(👄)袭击(🔬)。