Lights Camera Dead is a dark-comedy that tells the tale of die hard filmmaker "Ryan Black" and an ever so pretentious screenwriter, "Steven Dydimus", who will stop at nothing to complete their self-proclaimed zombie masterpiece "The Music Box"
这部影(yǐng )片讲述(shù )了荷兰著名(míng )画家伦(lún )勃朗的浪漫(màn )情事和(hé(🍒) )职业(🤟)生(🐓)涯，并(⏯)着(💥)重(💿)(chó(🙇)ng )讲述(👮)了(🖋)他的(de )代表作《夜巡》的(de )创作过程。伦勃朗一直是上流社会的肖像画家，他(tā )拥有(🥝)接踵(🧜)而(🔒)至的(🌓)订(🚼)(dì(🦁)ng )单(💮)，美满(🏎)甜(🕐)蜜的爱(ài )情。直到1642年他的妻(qī )子为他(tā )生下小儿子(zǐ )不久去(qù )世，生活开(kā(📳)i )始大(🚎)转(🗽)(zhuǎ(🍣)n )折(😞)。随(🧞)之(🤢)而(💯)(ér )来的是(shì )因为(wéi )为阿姆(mǔ )斯特丹射击(jī )手公会(huì )画家创作的(de )集体肖(xiā(🤫)o )像《夜(🕧)巡(👸)》又被(🐪)顾(😏)(gù(💌) )主(🦃)告上(❇)法(🚍)庭(tíng )，使伦(lún )勃朗蒙受了(le )事业上最重大的一(yī )次挫折。此后他的(de )事业开始衰(🕌)落，他(🎫)开(🐣)始陷(💖)于(🐣)债(👦)务(🚦)(wù )之(🌏)中(🚬)。人世沧桑、人情冷暖……
This unusual political and dream-like road movie features Olmo, a young Argentinian looking for his mother while nagged by the ghost of his father. Olmo, a disturbed soul, learned a lot on how to resist a now defunct dictatorship, but missed out the joys of real life.
西元(yuán )1600年，動盪的時局正(zhèng )影響著(zhe )藝術領域，也是(😊)巴(bā(📣) )洛(🤘)克(🧢)(kè(🍻) )畫(🐗)風(🤚)代(🔮)(dài )表人物(wù )卡拉(lā )瓦喬生(shēng )長的年(nián )代，暴烈的(de )性格讓他從(cóng )家鄉一(yī )路(📜)到羅(🖋)馬(🍮)的(de )繪(♏)畫(🐟)之(🔗)(zhī(🔇) )路總(🤧)是(⌚)顛簸(bò )難行。
专栏作家鲁(lǔ )多（Til Schweiger 蒂(dì )尔•斯威格(gé ) 饰）及其摄影师朋(péng )友(👀)莫瑞(😟)兹(🚜)（Matthias Schweighö(👱)fer 马(👻)提(🌯)(tí(😤) )亚斯(🔠)•(🕟)施维赫夫 饰）是一对无孔(kǒng )不入的小报记者，他们以窥探名人隐(yǐn )私为己(🦉)任，为(🍐)达(👀)目(🐮)(mù(📷) )的(🎙)怪(🚆)招(😳)(zhāo )迭出。在拍(pāi )摄著名(míng )球星(xīng )求爱过(guò )程时，鲁多(duō )不慎搅(jiǎo )乱了整(zhěng )个(🚅)仪(yí(🔺) )式(💀)，并(bì(🚳)ng )因(🖐)此(💙)被(🥋)控上(🦋)(shà(🏤)ng )法庭。严厉的法官(guān )判鲁多(duō )服刑8个月，在此之(zhī )前还要进行(háng )300小时的(de )社区(📲)服务(➕)，而(😠)他服(🌮)务(🗑)的(📎)地(👸)点则(zé(😤) )是一家社区幼儿园(yuán )。
笨手笨脚的拉里（王牌接线员(yuán )拉里 Larry The Cable Guy饰）刚刚度过(🚭)(guò )他(🖖)人(💑)生(📗)中(🎹)最(🎲)糟(🌆)糕(🚅)的(de )一天，极度郁闷的(de )拉里决(jué )定约上他的(de )邻居比(bǐ )尔（比尔·恩格瓦(wǎ )尔(🧠) Bill Engvall饰(shì(💥) )）(🐢)以及(🖐)(jí(🐩) )从(🐲)小(🤷)玩(wá(📉)n )到(🌱)大(dà )的好友(yǒu )埃弗雷特（DJ·考尔(ěr )斯 DJ Qualls饰）一醉(zuì )解千愁(chóu )，趁这个周(zhōu )末(🐏)好好(🌎)(hǎ(🎲)o )散散(🎹)心(🍇)。正(📱)(zhè(💡)ng )当“蠢(chǔ(👐)n )蛋三人组”喝到尽兴的时候，他们居然被一个军(jun1 )官误认为是开小差的士兵而(🏔)被莫(🛶)名(🦕)其(🔊)妙(📻)地赶(🌫)上(🎉)飞机(jī )，准备派到伊拉克(kè )战场作战。更离谱(pǔ )的是，“蠢蛋三人(rén )组” 被(bèi )错误(👪)地空(🐷)投(🔧)(tóu )到(🔋)了(🚾)墨(😕)(mò(⏮) )西哥(🍲)(gē(🚂) )的陌生(shēng )小镇上(shàng )，三(sān )人还信(xìn )以为真以为(wéi )他们正(zhèng )身处中东，决定大(🚫)(dà )干(💚)一(👀)场。当(🎣)(dā(🐝)ng )地(👋)军(🌸)阀(fá )卡洛斯·桑(sāng )坦纳（丹尼·特乔(qiáo ) Danny Trejo饰）残暴不仁，危(wēi )害百姓。“蠢蛋三(sān )人组(💞)”在误(👲)打(👕)误(🔄)撞(🐹)下，竟(🙌)然(📵)阴差阳错地从一伙强盗(dào )手中解救出了被围(wéi )困的村民。一时间(jiān )，三人成(😋)为了(🏂)小(😒)镇(zhè(💛)n )人(🗄)民(👌)心(🛶)(xīn )中(📻)的(👃)大英雄(xióng )。
“霸(bà )天虎(hǔ )”的先(xiān )遣部队(duì )旋风(fēng )和毒蝎(xiē )袭击了美军(jun1 )位于卡(🤨)(kǎ )塔(💒)尔(🤾)的军(🍛)事(🖤)(shì(⛳) )基(🏃)地，与此同时，路障帮(bāng )助他的搭档(dàng )迷乱潜(qián )入了美国总(zǒng )统的座机空中一号(hà(🐺)o )，通过(💜)电(❌)脑(🔭)获(🙉)悉，要(📼)想(🛴)找到威震天就必须找到维特维奇家族的那副眼(yǎn )镜，上面有威震天(tiān )关于(✴)能量(🛢)块(🕒)的信(🏯)息(😭)(xī(🍪) )扫(🆔)描，而(💨)它(🚞)现在的(de )拥有者(zhě )萨姆•维特(tè )维奇（希安(ān )•拉博(bó )夫饰）成为(wéi )了“霸(🛸)(bà )天(🔄)虎(🎵)”攻击(🚳)(jī(♌) )的(😾)目(🃏)标(biāo )。
After years on the run, Joca is back again in town. And, to commemorate, nothing better than a night on the tiles with his good friends Nelsão and Benito. However, the happy occasion turns to a nightmare when Joca is suddenly taken ill. With no money, no transportation or communication, his friends now have to carry him through the deserted town to the closest hospital. A race against the clock is about to begin, with umpteen surprises and enough to shake the firmest of bonds of friendship.