黑田藩(fān )藩(fān )主齐隆侯(hóu )将宠爱的(de )妃子生的女儿滨千代公(🥝)主(❔)(zhǔ(🍣) )假(😃)扮(🥪)男(💷)孩(😠)(hái )，秘密继承(chéng )储君之位(wèi )。菩提寺住(zhù )持慈善和黑锹忍者得知此事，写作(zuò )秘函送往(wǎng )江(jiāng )户(🕌)。拜(🛩)一(🃏)(yī(🍦) )刀(👔)（(🤚)若(🏎)山(🚢)(shān )富(fù )三郎 饰）受黑田藩所托，追赶主持抢夺秘函(hán )。
This film is currently available via the good folks at Something Weird Video. It is without a doubt the worst porn film ever made. Somewhere John waters is green with envy that these would-be stars slipped through his fingers. In fact, if ever radical Christian conservatives want to truly turn teenagers off to sex, this is the film they should show them. At first, you'll be horrified to be witnessing this naked hillbilly, trash, couple pawing each other drunkenly. The overweight, beehive-wearing, leading lady twangs and drawls her way through a tirade of improvised insults and personal attacks with her drunken male costar until you almost forget entirely that this couple are attempting to make a sex flick. This film is so bad it is awesome. Sure to be like nothing you've ever seen before.
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德(🏏)文(🐞)原(🛩)名(🐶)Schlü(🏂)sselloch-Report直(🐾)译(🚬)就(🛂)是(🈚)锁(🛎)匙孔报告的(de )意思，顾(gù )名(míng )思义就是(shì )一些人透(tòu )过钥匙孔偷(tōu )窥别人ML，类似(😞)德(🆙)国(🏺)著(📕)名(🕕)的(🐩)女生报告(gào )系列的典(diǎn )型(xíng )性喜剧，诙谐幽默(mò )、美女如云~~
1974's The Nickel Ride is the work of director Robert Mulligan (To Kill a Mockingbird, The Stalking Moon) and writer Eric Roth (The Onion Field, The Insider). It's also the best film by far for Jason Miller of The Exorcist. The story of an obsolete mobster is less a neo-noir than a movie that behaves as if the noir period never ended.
茫茫宇宙中一(yī )颗无名星球(qiú )上，生(👧)活(🥩)(huó(🐕) )着(🚞)体(🤖)形(🐄)悬(❤)(xuá(😂)n )殊(shū )的两种生(shēng )物。占主导地位的是戴格斯人，他(tā )们身形巨(jù )大(dà )，拥有(🤗)极(🐩)(jí(💰) )高(✅)的(㊗)文(✌)明(🌇)(mí(💃)ng )和(📚)(hé(🥕) )智慧，可(kě )以使精神摆脱肉体自在游弋；与之(zhī )相对的是(shì )奥(ào )姆斯人，他们(🛢)具(🚥)有(🧖)(yǒ(🙈)u )地(💐)球(✡)人的外(wài )表和身形，社会形态原始落后，在(zài )戴格斯人(rén )面(miàn )前有如蝼(lóu )蚁，于是(shì )当仁不让成为(🔆)这(🌲)些(🤽)巨(🏃)人(🔄)的(🤒)(de )奴(🥡)隶(😋)和玩物(wù )。奥姆斯(sī )人具有顽(wán )强(qiáng )的生命力(lì )和繁殖能力，他们的数量(🌿)与(🍬)日(🔥)俱(🎮)增(🛶)(zē(🔵)ng )，造(🚀)成(🎥)了(🤳)(le )统(🔘)(tǒng )治者的困(kùn )扰。于是(shì )，一场针对(duì )奥姆斯人的剿灭战随即展开。这本(běn )是(👌)一(🧒)场(🍳)微(🚻)(wē(💔)i )不(🚧)(bú(🗂) )足道的如(rú )同剿灭害(hài )虫的行动，但一个不起眼的奥姆斯人改变了双(shuāng )方的格局(jú )。泰尔是被(bè(🌬)i )一(🐨)个(💎)戴(🛡)格(🧔)(gé(🤞) )斯(💪)女(♒)孩豢养的奥姆斯男性(xìng )宠物，他通(tōng )过主人的(de )教学机器(qì )学(xué )到了戴格(🐱)(gé(🧀) )斯(🚘)人(💵)先(🥃)进(🏨)的(🍫)科(📇)学(🕡)文(🍅)化知识。偶然机(jī )会，泰尔(ěr )逃(táo )离戴格斯(sī )家庭，成(chéng )为(wéi )了领导奥(ào )姆斯(📷)人(🐚)对(🥞)抗(🥥)统(🥓)治(📕)者(🎾)的领袖……
Romantic comedy about a pair of clandestine lovers in a London-Spain tryst.
Little Dick, the well-endowed dwarf servant of Master Limpcock is being pursued Nymphomania, an ugly witch who must have 69 orgasms to turn herself beautiful again.
Two spinster sisters run a small inn that caters towards young foreign female tourists. Unfortunately, there is a dark side to the sisters that rises up to punish the young women they deem immoral. Many a traveler comes to stay but never end up leaving the inn. When the sister of one patron comes in search of her missing sibling, it threatens to expose the truth behind the inn and its owners...
故事(shì )围绕着一(yī )幢(zhuàng )破旧的旧(jiù )式大院展(zhǎn )开，着力描(miáo )画了租住在此的七十二(🍢)家(🍁)房(🎸)客(💳)的(⛎)众(📶)(zhò(♋)ng )生(🤜)相。众(zhòng )房(fáng )客在包租(zū )婆八姑（胡锦 饰）的欺压下，终日(rì )不得安生。八(🆓)姑(🗃)风(🗃)骚(🈶)(sā(⚾)o )刁(🎎)泼(🧖)，待(🚌)(dà(🚉)i )人(🚉)(rén )刻薄。而(ér )她的养女阿香（井莉 饰）却乐于助(zhù )人。终于(yú )，八姑的苛(kē )刻(🚔)规(📙)定(🏞)“房(🏯)(fá(😞)ng )客(🥅)每(🙇)天只(zhī )能用两桶水”成为了导火索，做洗(xǐ )熨的上海(hǎi )婆(pó )（沈殿霞(xiá ) 饰）带头(tóu )抗议，得到(dào )房(📰)客(❌)们(🕖)的(😖)合(🦍)力(🏊)支(🦖)持。加上发仔（岳(yuè )华 饰）、阿(ā )福（何守(shǒu )信 饰）等(děng )人的附和，一段段(✏)斗(♉)智(🎻)斗(👨)(dò(🦀)u )勇(⛹)的(🤤)小(💣)故(➖)事(🆓)(shì )连番上演(yǎn )。