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小(😽)氣(qì )鬼(📛)亞雷(lé(⛺)i )西斯吝(🛡)嗇(🔚)到(dào )不(🔥)願意約會，過著(zhe )蒐集折價券(quàn )的寂寞(mò )生(😩)活。某天(📔)(tiān )他出(🚱)手搭救(🚯)(jiù(➡) )一個欠(🎾)(qiàn )他錢的同事(shì )，被一(yī )名女子誤認(rèn )為英雄。亞(👞)(yà )雷西(🐚)斯(sī )不(🛃)敢(🚒)坦白他(🌑)(tā )救人(🏷)的原因(yīn )，只好(hǎo )繼續扮演女(nǚ )子心目(mù(🚉) )中的大(💇)好人 YOMYOMF, the You Tube channel owned by Fast and Furious stalwart Justin Lin, is celebrating Halloween with a new horror anthology directed by some of the most interesting horror directors currently working in Asia. Lin will serve as an Executive Producer for the project alongside Anderson Le, Director of Programming for the Hawaii International Film Festival. One short will premiere each Thursday during the month, and the filmmakers include Oko Anwar (Modus Anomoli), Woo Ming Jin (The Tiger Factory), Eric Matti (Tiktik: The Aswang Chronicles) and Noboru Iguchi, who, judging from the title of his short, apparently did not get enough of filming butts when he made Zombie Ass. The gimmick for this one, titled Silent Terror, is that (surprise!) the directors were not allowed to use any dialogue in their shorts. 时(💥)间(🌵)，是爱(à(👫)i )情的天(😢)(tiān )敌？爱可以(yǐ )走多久(🥨) Damien 和Louise是两个小(xiǎo )巡(💝)警，面对(🤝)(duì )最近(🎩)日(rì )益严(🥋)重的暴(😎)动犯罪，闹(nào )得城市(shì )里的人们人(rén )心惶(🚫)惶。 Damien 和Louise也(👤)在处(chù(🏉) )理暴力(😭)犯(➕)罪(zuì )时(⛳)迷茫(máng )，他们是应(yīng )该对犯罪视(shì )而不见(jiàn )，明哲(💈)保身(shē(🐊)n )，还是(shì(🚚) )应(⛴)该勇敢(⏹)的履行(🔺)警察的(de )义务呢(ne )？ 初中生理(lǐ )课上，13岁小(xiǎ(⛄)o )男孩科(⬇)(kē )沃斯(🚃)基(➗)（Cameron Wofford 饰(shì(🔃) )）烦恼(🐇)(nǎo )自己的腋下仍然是一(〰)片(piàn )不毛之(zhī )地(➡)。他决定(📑)(dìng )采用(🛫)非(👙)常规的(🛣)办法(fǎ(🍝) )来拔“毛”助长，结果不幸在同学面前露(lù )了(🚢)馅。可是(⏲)他的苦(🛥)(kǔ )心倒(📄)也(🏞)没白费(🕒)......腋毛(máo )大过天，有(yǒu )爱在身(shēn )边。 举世闻(wén )名的《富(📞)甲(jiǎ )山(🚐)水图(tú(😄) )》各(🚰)一半珍(🚯)(zhēn )藏于(💳)大(dà )陆和台湾的故宫博物院(yuàn )，这是(shì )首(🔬)次合璧(🦊)在(zài )台(🎦)北(🚞)故宫展(🍈)(zhǎn )出。国(🤬)(guó )际上的江湖(hú )大盗纷(🤯)(fēn )纷闻讯而至。来(🍀)自大洋(👷)(yáng )彼岸(✌)的(🎒)(de )国际盗(🛃)宝集(jí(💇) )团派出两名美女盗(dào )贼假扮保安(ān )人员(🤓)混(hún )入(🤧)故宫盗(🚝)走画卷(😱)。盗(🚡)贼(zéi )得(🆔)手之(zhī )际恰好撞到(dào )年轻的(de )保安员小杰(jié )（房(🤴)祖名 饰(♋)(shì )），双(🌀)(shuā(🏋)ng )方发生(🎈)了激(jī(🎰) )烈搏斗。正(zhèng )当身手(shǒu )不凡的小杰(jié )终于(🕖)占(zhàn )了(🏺)上风要(🐅)将(🔪)盗贼擒(🍢)拿之(zhī(🤪) )际，一(yī )名正在故宫(gōng )参(📒)观的大陆(lù )游客(🍩)“英雄救(🌶)美”放走(➰)了(📲)(le )美女大(📹)盗反而(💣)制服了小(xiǎo )杰。当(dāng )身穿便服的(de )小杰终于(🔕)让对方(💴)相(xiàng )信(🚉)了自己(🥟)是(🤧)(shì )保安(🍈)人(rén )员，美女才是盗贼的时(shí )候，这(zhè )名游客追悔(🎖)(huǐ )莫及(🏚)。原来这(💫)名(🚫)叫(jiào )大(👞)海（夏(🌮)雨(yǔ ) 饰）的(de )游客是一名(míng )来自北京的(de )小(🥔)区保(bǎ(🙇)o )安。与此(🔻)同(🌞)(tóng )时，比(🤶)(bǐ )误放(🔘)盗贼更“乌龙”的(de )事情发(fā(🚯) )生了，小杰(jié )被保(🌄)安总部(👕)(bù )认为(📌)是(🍼)(shì )盗窃(⏮)集团的(📂)(de )内应，大海则发现旅行团的大(dà )巴早已(yǐ(📀) )消失，自(🥨)己(jǐ )“脱(🕧)团”了。小(🦎)杰(🆑)(jié )不仅(📱)要躲避(bì )警方的(de )追捕而且必须要亲自找(zhǎo )回画(👍)卷(juàn )才(🔞)能证明(📃)自(〰)(zì )己的(🙎)清(qīng )白(🤮)；举目无(wú )亲的大海也(yě )“被成(chéng )为”了小(👇)杰(jié )的(🧒)“同谋”，他(🍁)则(👽)(zé )是要(🏯)找到他(🍯)(tā )的旅行(háng )团才能证明自己的身份(fèn )。于(📶)是(shì )，来(🍩)自两岸(⏱)(à(🤷)n )的两名(🤨)“屌丝”保(🔔)(bǎo )安开始了在(zài )宝岛“亡命天涯”的旅程......